>Lusamine loves beauty >Married this fat brown fuck at

>spends his time on the Pelago doing nothing but eating beans
What the fuck were you expecting?

>>30901624
/thread/

>>30901610
It's been at least 11 years since he fucked Lusamine, we don't know how long he's been in that island eating nothing but beans. He might have looked very different back then.

>>30901610
A thought popped up in my mind.

What Lusamine was feeding Mohn junk to make him fat so he can resemble Guzzlord?

Who gets fat off beans?

She wasn't obsessed with beauty until she went batshit-crazy.

>>30901688
mohn

>>30901688
Plain beans probably get boring extremely fast, Rainbow beans are better tasting but they have x7 the calories compared to a plain bean.

>>30901674
She only went batshit crazy after he disappeared.

he is hot though, anon

>>30901610
>Brown
You colorblind?

>>30901688

Mexicans

>>30901794
OP never goes outside so he thinks people being ghost white is the norm

>>30901610
This dude is NOT brown.

We know nothing about their past. Maybe Lusamine was a shy introverted girl who slowly got out of her Shellder when she met Mohn.

>>30901841
Being ghost white is beautiful though.

>>30901670
A year. He disappeared into the same Wormhole Cosmog appeared from.

>>30901955
>multiple cosmogs

>>30901884
Then Mohn went into her shellder

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>>30901688

>>30902175
TWICE
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>>30901610
>women can't have degenerate fetishes/kinks


you don't get out much do you?

How can one man be so envied?

Will lusafaggots ever recover?

>>30901610
>brown
He's tanned but How's that a bad thing though

>>30901610
He was probably a looker back in the day

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Where was it ever revealed she married this guy? I played the whole game but never saw tihs.

>>30901610
Mohn is her father, is everybody in this thread retarded ?

>>30901925
If you're diseased or spend your whole day in your room, perhaps.

>triggered

>>30905366
I'm not too sure on Mohn being the husband myself.

People claim Gladion states Mohn is his father but i never saw that dialouge.

>>30904701
It isn't. People are assuming cause the hair and eye colours, and the text in game that states professor Mohn went missing. So every one assumes he's her husband.

>>30905561
He doesn't state that Mohn is the father, but he does talk about how his father/Lusamine's husband went missing in the Ultra dimension.
Given how there are documents and NPCs talking about Mohn researching UBs and IIRC taking part in an expedition to their dimension, it's very likely that Mohn is her husband—but it's also possible that he is just her father, and retired from the foundation.

>>30901841
>murricans thinks every country has enough sunlight for brown tanned people.

>>30905594
Also the in game text about Mohn states he researched ultra space/dimension and went missing "years ago".

>>30901610
Obviously it's lusamines long lost brother. I mean they look the same. Why does looking the same make you somehow a couple?

>>30905683
I double-checked and talked with the NPC in Kukui's wife's lab, and read the records in the Æther basement again. They mention Mohn researching the Ultra-Wormholes, but they don't mention any expedition after all. Are there any other sources on him (other than people talking about him as that guy on the Pelago)?

>>30905738
I honestly have no idea myself. I checked same as you but i couldn't find anything about his "expedition and going missing" myself, i took it that i was just being blind.

https://projectpokemon.org/research/sunmoon/storytext.txt

Aether Report: Ultra Wormholes Beyond the Ultra Wormholes that Professor Mohn discovered lies a different dimension. By investigating the changes in mass there, we can predict the existence of Pokémon-like life. We have dubbed them Ultra Beasts for now.
There was a man named Mohn, who years ago published his theory about the Ultra Wormholes.
Th-th-that hole... Is that the Ultra Wormhole that Professor Mohn discovered?!

Gladion:
It was my father who started it. He was the one who first confirmed the existence of Ultra Wormholes and Ultra Beasts.[VAR 0114(0013)]
But my father... He disappeared during an experiment. Trying to connect to an Ultra Wormhole. All that he left behind was a weakened Cosmog and his papers about Nihilego...[VAR 0114(0013)]
Lusamine’s obsession with Ultra Wormholes... and her obsession with the Ultra Beasts... I think it was all basically her way of trying to reach him again. That’s what I had to believe. To get through it.[VAR 0114(0013)]

>>30905853
When does Gladion state this?

>>30905873
Next line is this one
It’s not an apology or anything, but... I hope you’ll take this fellow.[VAR 0114(0013)]
[~ 7]
So I assume it's right before giving you Type:Null.

>>30905896
Ah, maybe i just wasn't paying attention.

>>30905738
>>30905821
All right, delved into the textdump: https://projectpokemon.org/research/sunmoon/storytext.txt

>Aether Report: Ultra Wormholes Beyond the Ultra Wormholes that Professor Mohn discovered lies a different dimension. By investigating the changes in mass there, we can predict the existence of Pokémon-like life. We have dubbed them Ultra Beasts for now.

>There was a man named Mohn, who years ago published his theory about the Ultra Wormholes.

>Th-th-that hole... Is that the Ultra Wormhole that Professor Mohn discovered?!

>It was my father who started it. He was the one who first confirmed the existence of Ultra Wormholes and Ultra Beasts.
>But my father... He disappeared during an experiment. Trying to connect to an Ultra Wormhole. All that he left behind was a weakened Cosmog and his papers about Nihilego...

I guess it boils down to whether you equate “discover” with “confirmed the existence”. Mohn could have discovered the theoretical and mathematical foundations of Ultra Wormholes, and then it was Gladion's father who actually encountered one for the first time.
But that's pretty roundabout. It seems fair to say that Mohn probably IS Lusamine's husband, given that Mohn discovered Ultra Wormholes and we know that Lusamine's husband confirmed their existence, which might well be the same thing.

>>30901610

All you're doing with this post is admitting you have no idea what women want.

>>30905853
In Japanese,
>オレの 父なんだ\c\nウルトラホールと ウルトラビーストの\n存在を 発見したのは……[VAR 0114(0013)]
>発見した

>エーテル レポート\nウルトラホール\c\nモーン博士が 発見した\nウルトラホールの 先には\c\n別空間が 広がり\nその質量の 推移から\c\nポケモンらしき 存在……\n仮に ウルトラビーストとする が\r\nいると 推測される
>発見した

Both Professor Mohn and Gladion's father are stated to have discovered Ultraholes. With the same verb. So there's no technical difference between "confirmed the existence" and "discovered" here.

>>30905995
So he is or isn't the father?

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>>30901688
Every Mexican ever.

>>30905995
Good. We can finally put this argument to rest.

>>30905995
Well then, it's confirmed.

All he himself ever says that isn't about beans or the islands:

>Wonderful to see you again! I’m delighted to welcome you to my raft hut! This has been my own private castle ever since that fateful day when I decided to turn these uninhabited islands into a resort for Pokémon. I built this place myself and it’s not too shabby, if I dare say so myself. I have everything I could need here to keep Poké Pelago up and running.

>>30906051
>Poké Beans can come in special varieties called Patterned Beans and Rainbow Beans. You can sometimes find these rare Poké Beans on Isle Abeens, if you’re lucky. They are absolutely delicious, so your Pokémon will be delighted if you feed one to them![VAR 0114(002F)]
In fact...I’ll let you in on a little secret. Patterned Beans and Rainbow Beans are in fact some of my favorite foods, as well! They have delightful flavor and just the right amount of chew. Once I start eating them, I can’t stop myself! ... ... ... Hey now, please don’t look at me like that... I’ve been working here managing Poké Pelago for a very long time and it’s a really tough habit to break!

>a very long time
huh.

>>30905964
Well discover and confirming the existence is different. There's been plenty of theoretical particles that were "discovered" but weren't confirmed to exist until later

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>>30901610
Bitches are bipolar since Gen I.

Remember Erika?
"I only use cute pokémon"
"Go Victreebel!"

And, lo and behold, both of them are fucked up in the head. At least Erika was just a junkie.

That's why the best girls are girls like Lana. Small, quiet, enjoyable, huggable, tight, obedient, cute, and not fucked up in the head.

>>30906187
See >>30905995

>>30906240
You do realise some languages don't have words for certain words we have.

>>30906323
nigger if it's the same word in the original version then the translation using quasi-synonyms to avoid repetition doesn't mean shit

>>30906399
Yes it fucking does though.

If they translate it in one peice of text to discover, then why the fuck would they change it? Unless it's suppossed to be taken differently.

>>30906456
It's considered bad writing to repeat the same word when you can instead substitute it with synonyms in later instances. If we assume that just one or two translators worked on the game's text, they might have wanted to switch it up a bit, or thought that one sounded better than the other.
The difference between “discover” and “confirm the existence of” is also minuscule in casual use.

>>30905608
But alola is based off Hawaii

>>30906556
It's not even minuscule though. They have two different meanings. Either the translators are retarded or it's meant to be like that.

They're not even fucking synonyms, but what would murricans know about english.

>>30905586
Wrong. The says Professor Mohn discovered the Ultra Wormholes, and Gladion says his father discovered the wormholes. Obviously Mohn is his father.

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>>30906699

>>30906674
>confirmed the existence

Not discovered anon. Learn to english.

>>30906722
>>30906699
Double dubs, nice
>I'm supposed to feel sympathetic for this bitch.
There are 802 Pokemon in the Pokedex, that's 802 cuts for each of their frozen lives.

>>30906614
I'm German you cunt.

It's not at all minuscule in science, since there are many subatomic particles that have been “discovered” long ago but weren't actually observed, i.e. confirmed to exist for decades.
In casual non-scientific use however, if you discover something, it is implied that you have seen it and thereby confirmed its existence.

Pokémon is a game aimed primarily at children, the translators wouldn't put that much thought in their choice of words.

Besides, it is not the translators who are authoritative here but the original Japanese text—which uses the same fucking word. If the writers wanted to make a distinction here, and just couldn't find a different verb for some reason, they could just have rewritten the sentence entirely. But they didn't. They used the same exact word.
The English version doesn't dispute this; Mohn being Gladion's father can still be easily inferred from the translation, it just adds(!) a really minor ambiguity that you only notice if you compare these lines side-by-side. (You'd only remember the gist of them by just playing the game.)

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>>30906699
>>30906722
The scary thing is this is actually in character.

Also Check'd

>>30906722
>>30906699
BEST MOM
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>>30906744
It's the same thing, autismo. Also just look at the guy, he looks just like Gladion.

Fucking retards in this board I swear

>>30906777
>german
>cunt

Ok jamal calm down.

>Pokémon is a game aimed primarily at children, the translators wouldn't put that much thought in their choice of words.

That's why they didn't keep it as discovered then, right?

Put it through a basic translator, for one of the sentences you get discover and the other talks about existence.

Why are people so triggered over this that they repeatedly deny Mohn marrying Lusamine and having kids with her? Even if it wasn't him it doesn't change the fact that Lusamine still fucked someone twice and had kids with them and that person was probably her husband too. She's a fictional character you can still have fantasies about regardless of her relationship status, you don't need to be retarded about it.

>>30901610
Is it really that hard to imagine that Mohn wasn't ripped as fuck back in the day? Haven't you ever heard of guys getting "dad bods" after they become fathers?

Maybe she like 'em chubby?

>>30906964
*WAS ripped as fuck

>>30906877
>looks just like Gladion

Hair maybe, the rest no.

Also learn to basic english, "retard".

>thinking they mean the same thing
>even rough translations distincly state discovered for one and stuff sbout existence for the other.

An hero kid.

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I NEED PICTURES

PICTURES OF LUSAMINE GIVING MOHN'S CHUBBY BELLY A RASBERRY

What if Lusamine and Mohn are actually siblings? They sure look like they are related.

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Guys guys!

Did you hear Pokemon was banned in Japan? Apparently an episode featuring Porygon caused a million of japs to puke!

Pic related to this thread.

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>>30901610
Does this works?

>>30907019
Careful anon. The butthurt "he is her husband, retards" group might get pissy at you.

>>30901610
Lusamine IS beauty, and beauty likes to be corrupted by ugly fat men

>>30907004
Fuck off Hades, you still have 20 years to go before you become relevant again.

>>30901610
maybe she went from someone who could see beauty on the inside to someone who could only see beauty on the outside

>>30907051
SM prequels with young Lusamine and Mohn and the original Team Skull when?

>>30907062
There's no rule saying you can't marry your brother.

>>30907213
That's quite true.

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>>30901610
>Lusamine became insane and obsessed with ultrabeasts and beauty AFTER Mohn disappeared

>Anons can't seem to understand that BEFORE he disappeared she was an entirely different person.

It's like you people try to one-up one another by having the most redundant chromosomes.

>>30906999
>being this autismal about vidya characters

>>30906614
>They're not even fucking synonyms, but what would murricans know about english.

Well if only murricans would ever use them as synonyms as you suggest then that means that they ARE being used as synonyms because it was murricans who translated the game.

Sorry they didn't ask Britain to do it mate, but if they did it would have been translated into Pakistani.

>>30901610
Maybe he let himself go on pokebeans? Or maybe what matters to Lusamine more is what's inside?

>>30906999

Your precious waifu canonically fucked and bred with an ugly fatso. Stay mad.

>>30901610
she into bhm lol

>>30908312
>Maybe he let himself go on pokebeans?
THIS. He literally says so himself:
>>30906092

>>30901610
People are thinking Mohn changed drastically, but what if Lusamine wasn't as hot before and her standards were lower and didn't care about beauty as much?

>Lusamine likes thicc men
>She likes the feeling of warm, soft, chubby rolls pressing down on her during sex

What's so hard to believe?

>>30908288
>>30907233
>>30907077
>>30906999
>>30906877
>>30906799
>>30906777
>>30906744
>>30906722
>>30906699
>>30906399
>>30906033
>>30905366
>>30902566
>>30901955
>>30901688

ITS HABBENING

>>30912188
WTF IS GOING ON

>>30906939
Machine translators are bad for Jap to Eng, mainly because of the need for context that the machine does not know.
Not that anon but this is something you learn quickly playing jap RPGmaker games with VNR and other machine translators.

>>30901955
Wait, so Gladion ran away 2 years prior, which means Lusamine was already all neurotoxin'd up even before Mohn vanished?

>>30905491
t. nigger

>>30901610
>Lusamine finds Mohn on the Pelago
>Settles down with him in a relaxing life
>Enjoying the bounty of beans
>Begins to thicken up
Mmm

>>30901674
I wish she'd do that to me.

I had no idea until I read here about Mohn and then finally I saw his name was Mohn. I thought he died

>>30917891
Are you stupid or something?

Lusamine likes chubby mons, so it makes sense. She probably loved his big belly

>>30917936

Why can't we be fat as a player customization optionyet? ffs

>>30917936
So that's why she was trying to /ss/ Hau. It all makes sense now.

>>30901610
>people still believing this fanon

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>>30906218
>Lana
>Obsessed with cute boys drowning so she can rescue them and jump their dick
>Not fucked in the head

Ok guy whatever you say.

>>30901610
Oh, please, Lusamine just use a fancy dress with giant jewel in the chest + an absurdaly long hair to hide the fact she's barely curvy.

This guy is enough to her.