So what's the Pokemon world equivalent of >be American

>>30900319
Be alolan, malasadas lmao

>>30900319
>be Hoenner
>walk outside
>fall in ocean

>>30900319
>Be Kantoan
>Get poisoned

Fucking slimeballs infect every region

Just look at Unova's sewers, they were clean just 2 years ago

>>30900319
>be N
>release your mons

>>30900319
>be Unovan
>get frozen

>be Ula'ulan
>try and built a Megamart
>get BULU'd

>>30900319
>Be in Kalos
>win piss easy battles
>"would you like to leave a tip"

>be Lillie
>start a cutscene

>>30900319
>Be Alolan
>Get fucked over by a Tapu

>>30900319
>be hoennese
>drown

>>30900319
>Be Sinnohfag
>Get isolated without HMs

>Be Sinnohese
>get bombed

>>30900319
>Be Abra
>Suddenly notice all my friends and familiars are gone
>Notice a fuck ton of trainers running around throwing blue and yellow pokeballs at my kin
>Try to run, but eventually I too fall for the same fate
>Trapped in my ball forever going from one place to another for all eternity
>Finally one benevolent trainers sets me free
>It happens all over again

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>>30900319
>Be memefrog
>Get BURASUTO BAAN-ed

>>30900319
>be Unovan
>get shot