/guz/ - Team Skull/Po Town/Aether Foundation General: Classic Edition

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first for im the best artist here

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Why you do this, Chicken?

Post headcanons on Guzma's age and height, since we don't have canon facts for either.

>>30864908
I want Guzma to cuck ash in the league this time

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>>30865069
I imagine he is 24, because he looks like puberty had left his body officially. For height, maybe 6'2". Not too tall, yet still noticeably a tall boy.

Great now I want Guzma wearing Chicken's shirt

>>30865069
I'd prefer him to be a little older, but for some reason my mind is pegging him at 22. As for height, I'd say 6'2 or 6'3 but since this is Japanese standards we're talking about, he's probably just 6'0 or a little lower.

>>30865067
smug chicken chan is great

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>>30865276

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>>30865390
Taunting him because bad boys shouldn't have sweet tooths... teeth?

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Good evening /guz/
I'm supposed to be writing but I'm bullying ya boi instead

>>30865792
heh

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I really like drawing Guzma in winter clothes for some reason

>>30865902
Oh no, my poor baby fluffball. Mana kiss it better.
nice drawing, though
>>30865924
He looks so snuggly! No issues with that. Guzma plus winter clothes equals a happy heart from me.

>>30865902
bullied Guzma is best Guzma. Beautiful work

>>30865924
Might I request more guzma in winter/warm attire?

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your boy

>>30866270
We also need more Guzma in beanies. It's a good look for him.

Guzma is for _____

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>>30866366
here ya go, bud

>>30866795
CUTE! Thanks anon!

>>30866692
Guzma is for gentle hair ruffles and calling him a good boy.

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>>30866862
this

>>30865069
25

6'1"

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request, draw nanu sitting like this

How ready am I for my first encounter with Our Boi?
>33 Alolan Raichu
>36 Incineroar
>32 Ribombee
>31 Lycanroc
>30 Golisopod
>21 Grimer

>>30867174
more than ready.

>>30867174
>no evolved wifi Munchlax holding Amulet Coin and then using Happy Hour on the first turn

it's like you hate money

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So I know there are alot of people who contribute to the thread by drawing/writing, but this is something for those who dont do either of those things.

We can contribute by coming up with ideas for pictures/fics and maybe they'll take them up if they like the idea enough!
examples:
Guzma win's the bug catches contest
Guzma's best cup of tapu cocoa

sorry if this is retarded I just want to help.

>>30867215
Where do you get the Amulet Coin?

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>>30867234
Nah, 50% of the content in these threads is created by request so it's all good

>>30867265
outside the daycare

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>>30866270
request granted

>>30866795
Adorable boy!
>>30867234
That also helps, like >>30867275 said, a lot of the drawings stemmed from anon ideas.

>>30867412
He's so handsome!

>>30867412
This is so precious ilu

>>30867412
Golisopod's little legs are killing me. Amazing work, dude!

>>30867552
Have you ever just stare at him, and get knots in your stummy?

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yeah

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>>30868006
Guzma always gives me the stummy knots.

>>30867931
What do you think would give Guzma stummy knots?

>>30865174
>6'2"
>not too tall

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>>30867234
I doodled this
maybe there's coffee mixed in there

>>30868183
Nanu petting his hair and telling him he's been a good boy.

>>30868208
That isn't all that notably tall for a guy. I think you only start getting into holy shit you're tall range when you're 6'4 and up.

>>30868208
Well, I have a brother who is 6'7", so what I said isn't too far of a stretch.
>>30868183
If a cute girl Guzma likes giggles at something he did.
>>30868209
Cute handsome boy.

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>>30865276
i don't know why i drew this i blame all the drugs

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>>30864908
i missed the past few threads. any new fic? that doesnt involve nanu

>>30868367
Lird have mercy
still pretty hot

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>>30865069
confrimed

>>30868392
Darn right, he's stunning. Oh god, I think I feel more knots. Even the internet knows he's hot. Thank you, Bill Gates, for giving the internet smarts.

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>>30868375
Seemed like there were mainly lots of Nanu.

Turns out I'm Guzma

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>>30868526
How so?

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i want him to beat me up so bad

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>>30868473
And there will be more still.. and for good reason

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Your boy is about to reach 1,400,000 already

>>30868591
I ain't complaining, just letting that anon know.
>>30868576
I want him to pet me until I fall asleep in his embrace. He's got big hands, which are great petting hands.

>>30868303
heh cute anon

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>>30868626
they're also great for slapping, punching, and fingering

>>30868619
Specifics? That's a big number of somethings.
>>30868627
Thanks!

>>30868650
Yes on the fingering. But for me, I want him as a cuddle bear. Maybe he can slap my ass.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho
this baby

>>30868375
No new fic, but the ones people are working on are apparently Nanu.

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weak
but fair enough, we all have our standards

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>>30868673
Oh good! He deserves it.
>>30868706
Guzma already makes me weak to the knees just by looking at him. I can't handle having my ass kicked or else my body will go into homeostasis and turn into pic related.

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>>30868700
why is life suffering

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banana hamster

Electric Terrain Guzma... citra...

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>Haven't been to /vp/ in months due to work and recieving sm later.
>Just returned, first thing i see on catalog
>Guzma thread
AYY MAH BOIIS

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>>30868873
...

>>30868888
Welcome home
>>30868895
He is so beautiful.

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>>30868888
>FUCKING QUADS
MY MAN

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my boy is 200,000 higher than genwun bait

>>30868967
He makes me horny

>>30868752
Don't complain about content.

someone post cute male skull grunts.

>>30868700
My NanuGuz lewd is fighting me super hard for some reason. I might have time to take another request in the mean time but it'd probably have to be something relatively specific. The vague stuff isn't kicking any ideas up.

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>>30869104
ask and you'll shave receive.

>>30869118
Don't worry, smut is always super hard to write at points. And then it'll suddenly click and you wonder why it was so hard in the first place.

If you want something specific...how about his Golisopod acting as his nursemaid when he's sick? He's the one making sure his master rests and is alright, and gets the grunts to make him tapu cocoa and soup so he can feed it to him~

>>30869059
>dont complain
thats all this site is

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>>30869104

Could some draw bros possibly draw guzma in the team skull grunt outfits and a grunt in guzma's?

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>>30869104

>>30869161
I hope I have that click moment soon because boy writer's block is annoying. And aww man this idea is too cute. I've already popped out almost 600 words for it so I guess this'll be my next project! It can be the previously unplanned chapter two of my Guzma sickfic.

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now i really wanna see guzma with a mullet and stubble/goatee

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>>30869349
I have seen art where is wearing the TS outfit. But not the other way around.

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>>30869566
Isn't that white hair on older Huzma a mullet?

>>30869609
Guzma*

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>>30869104

>>30869708
thats adorable

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>>30868752

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>>30869349
there ya go

*cough* hey uh guys so I finished that NanuGuz nsfwonline poker smut
Formatting is awful because I couldn't be assed to do it properly on mobile. Hope you guys enjoy!
http://pastebin.com/U5RTMUS8

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someone draw nanu grinning like this in the night

>>30870163
niiiiiiiiiice thanks anon.
you writing about this make me think of stripe poker for some reason

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>>30870155
Awesome!
>>30870163
Sunday just got better!

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>>30870200

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>>30870235
I feel like I'm seeing more Nanuguz art every day and I love it.
I hope nobody starts being a loser about seeing it more than other content

>>30870321
thats a big cat

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Eyyyyyy, what's up /guz/?
I'm that 8-bit anon from last thread. Yeah, I animated the Guzma sprite.

>>30870452
nice job anon

>>30870452
Hi! And he is head bopping too. Nice!
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

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>>30870480
>>30870482
Thanks, anons!
I actually forgot to remove some pixels, so here's a new one with those pixels removed.

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awooo

>>30870523
I was like "what pixels" until I noticed that the background was different. Either way, nice work!

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>>30869104

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>>30870569
NO! This doesn't expand the dong!
>>30870580
>>30869104

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>>30869104

Aaw.

https://mobile.twitter.com/fuafuapink1016/status/810331188921397248/video/1

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Guzma is dead, DEAD!

>>30870879
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-IBGImE30

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Another cute animation
https://mobile.twitter.com/mdm_i389/status/810460584093184001/video/1

>>30870879
Heroic self sacrifice Guzma would make me feel dead inside

>>30870879
>I-it's...your boy...Guzma...
>...
>...

>>30871167
I thinkl my favorite is the grunt that holds her Pokemon on ice like a child.

>>30871194
his Pokemon*

>>30870556
before knowing he was a bug specialist I thought he'd have that mon in his team

>>30871392
I thought he would have Pokemon that have skull or bones as part of them like Houndoom or Cubone.

>>30871444
I thought he would have Pokemon like Croagunk or Scrafty, becuase Croagunk squats and Scrafty is like a thug. But I'm much happier that he's a Bug specialist, much more original

>>30871465
I agree
Bugs are fairly underrated so I'm really glad he uses them

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>>30871465
Yeah. Him being a bug specialist is cool. Golisopod is cool.

>>30871465
He does have Croagunk/Liepard/Bisharp/Honchkrow/Toxapex in the Battle Tree, for what it's worth.

Notice how they're all Poison or Dark types. Maybe he has them because it's a sign of respect toward Plumeria and Nanu?

>>30865174
I missed this earlier, but I love how chicken looks. Really cool colors too

>>30871649
Aaw yiss. Wait, was the ban lifted? Are you able to post art normally?

>>30871743
Yeah just gotta be more careful with spank pics I guess

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>>30871799
nice

>>30871996
that fancy shit was probably so expensive likely found in a drawer somewhere in shady house

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>>30870556
Get a load of those dogs!

>>30872028
too cute!

>>30872028
Rockruff is my personal favorite alola mon so this makes me extremely happy!

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Request a while back for Guzma with his hood up, turned into him helping an alolan meowth caught in the rain

>>30872028
I like that Guzma's tail has the shape of his hair

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it's too late for him though ;_;

>>30872589
That's so precious I'm going to die

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>>30872194
We don't deserve you, Coarse.

>>30871996
FFFFFF

>>30872194
That resting Meowth, that look in Guzma's eyes, it's just too much for me to handle

>>30871996
>How do you do
>I see you've met my, faithful, handyman
>He's just a little brought down
>'Cause when you knocked
>He thought you were the candyman
>Don't get strung out
>By the way I look
>Don't judge a book by its cover
>I'm not much of a man
>By the light of day
>But by night I'm one hell of a lover
>I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From transsexual, Transylvania

That outfit reminds me of Rocky Horror. A lot.

>>30872589
GF please.

>>30872194
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>30871996
kek

How would Team Skull react if Guzma died?

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>>30874720
Crocodile tears everywhere.
His funeral would look like the pic related except more flowers everywhere.

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There's an artist on twitter that's working on A possible backstory comic for Guzma though they said it's still a work in progress
i'll keep you updated though

>>30874925
Nice.

>>30874925
Who's the other kid with the glasses?

>>30875112
Molayne?

>Guzma is a battle tree moon exclusive
>will never get a chance to battle alongside ya boi

Why is moon the superior version?

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>>30875174
Does anyone actually care for Battle Tree, if it wasn't just for ya boi?

>>30875174
Not to mention that in moon nothing bad happens to Kiawe and you get to have fun with Mallow since unlike him her life doesn't get upside down
Yeah, moon version is a lot better

>>30874720
>Team Skull collectively loses their shit
>Plumeria takes over and whips them into shape
>They proceed to rampage all over the place

>>30875271
What are you talking about? Did i miss something?

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>>30872194
THATS WAY TO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30870321
Damn, that Persian is huge. And they shouldn't if it's one of the things keeping this thread alive.

>>30875271
Are referring to Kiawe getting fired from his job?

>>30870452
Kek
This is too cute! Thanks, Pixanon.

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Say Hi to your real leader

>>30870741
My eyes have allergy onions.

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>TFW Ya Boi inspired you to Raise a Golisopod
>TFW It's legitimately awesome

>>30870940
Adorable, as well!

>>30875473
Hot
o
t

>>30875434
Thanks, anon.

on a side note, i'm working on christmas team skull sprites.

>>30871668
Thanks a lot!
>>30871799
>>30872194
Glad the ban was lifted that sounds like a dumb reason, though, but at least it's done
Also this drawing is too cute, and snuggly!
>>30871996
Lord help me! Let me touch him!

>>30874871
Sorry, but this image made me laugh.

>>30874925
This looks great so far.

>>30875567
No prob! And oh boy excited to see

>>30874871
someone has to draw this

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>>30875687
I've already made one.
Working on the others right now.
the santa/skull combo hat is honestly the best thing i've ever made

>>30875718
I'll doodle it out soon

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>>30875112
>>30875128
Yup
So far there isn't much to post since the artist did say it's still a work in progress

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Ya girl and my boyfriendo

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>>30875730
And the Guzma one is done!
I haven't done a normal Gladion sprite so next one would have to be male grunt.

>>30876153
He's a cute boy, looks happy!
>>30871996
Has a picture ever made you Mohn out loud?

>>30875925
Plumeria should have been male.

>>30876308
The amount of Guzmeria content would have skyrocketed if she were.

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>>30876336
>>30875925

Yeah. I guess. But she looks hot as a male. And Guzma looks adorable as a female. I'm enjoying the very little Guzmeria I can find.

>>30876439
It's amazing how guzma is being shipped with literally everyone and everything

>>30876289
He's a very happy boss

>>30876477
That's not suprising. I would be more suprised if he wasn't. On the plus side: more art. On the negative side: I never thought of this pair before and it can be weird or nonsensical at times.

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>>30876153
It was hard and it looks way too overdesigned, but I did Gladion.
It's hard to fit in a bunch of features when you're limited to pixels.

>>30876577
Do you mean
That one lewd artwork of him and Alola oak in a previous /guz/ thread?

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>>30874871
Here's a rushed piece.

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>>30876632
Yes. And I have seen him with at least Archie, Lysandre and Cyrus. I hope that one wasn't his dad and bugs.
>>30876644
Pic related
Nice one!

>>30876623
It manages to look like him, regardless. So not too shabby!

>>30876760
Oh god, Alolan Oak? I'm glad I happened to miss that one. And thanks!

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>>30876770
Thanks!


I think i'm burned out for the sprites.
I'll just be playing Enter The Gungeon until i'm back for more.
See you, /guz/!

>>30876826
See ya, thanks for the sprites!

>>30868318
Less than 5% of the population is taller than 6'2".

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>>30876797
Yeah.
>>30876760
And Ghetsis too.

>>30876904
not evenly distributed though which would throw off perception (ie what's really tall to one person might not be for another)

>>30876904
And yet, I've never looked at a 6'2 guy and thought "wow". Most of the western world wouldn't bat an eye at it.

>>30877122
>And yet, I've never looked at a 6'2 guy and thought "wow"
Probably because your skewed perception thinks it's normal.

>>30877163
It's tall but still within the range of normal human height. Nobody's going to gawk at that like they would some 6'7 person or basketball players.

>>30866692
cuddles

>>30864908
N E 1 /guz/ C men? :^)

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>>30877470

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>>30877563

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>>30870879
Why must you do this to me?

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>>30876826
And aswell as Gungeon, i'm playing some other games, so if any of you fuckwits want to play with me, just say so and i'll give my steam profile.

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I need more Guzma with the other PokéVillians

>>30877743
sauce?? little pokevillians are adorable

>>30877743
>>30877775
Looks like it's coming to some kind of "Comiket" called C91. At least from what I see from Pixiv.

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>>30877775
Here you go, anon:

http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60432422

>>30876826
Thanks for the cute sprites!

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>>30869964
>messed up
i just want good ol fashioned vanilla hetero, man please no bully

Where the Guz x Lusa at?

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>>30878520
not enough of it out there

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>>30875473
he's no boy of mine

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>>30878520
Twitter.

>>30878656
anon. you know what i want.

>>30878656
Is
Is lusamine unconscious in this? That's a lil fucked up

>>30878656
Give a tag please mate

>>30878692
>>30878772

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>>30878759
No, just bored.

>>30878759
I think it's just contentment

>>30878787
I hate Lusamine. I was trying to distract myself from my shit life, then see that comic. Fuck her. Hopefully the pills kick in and make this hate fade away. Fucking cunt.

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>>30878872
>Fuck her
Gladly.

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>>30878520
Got you covered mate.

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>>30878872
I did put spoiler on both pic and the link, just that those who don't want see them, won't see them necessarily.
>>30878935
Anon no!

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>>30878520
This game is fucking something else, giving top-tier husbands AND wives.

>>30879028
Still, she's a cunt.

>>30878872
share some of your pills with me m8

>>30879059
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2564963

>>30879061
Too late.

>>30879071
She looks like a contender on Ru Paul's Drag Race.

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>>30879156
>Lusamine's the kind of person I could never be
Not with that attitude, go become 40 already.

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>>30879252
Except Rupaul is more fabulous.
>>30879156
What

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>>30879252
>Being mean to best Mom
Rude.

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>>30879474
>Best mom
Maybe when she didn't go crazy.

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I don't wear baggy clothes but does water in them start to weight them down when it's extremely wet?

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>>30879474

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>>30879520
She must have gotten better after the game, surely!
>>30879608
That's mean, anon.

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His warm hands

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>>30879649
Yes, but it's a bit slow process. Hope she and Mohn find each other again.

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>>30879768
Same here, so she will fuck off from Guzma.

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>>30879747
His strong hands.

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Eyyyyyy, i'm back, /guz/!
After playing and failing to play Enter The Gungeon for a while, i'm back.
Here's a lil' Gladion.

>>30879911
Aww he's chubbed

>>30879819
Well, at least Guzma gets better things to think about while he is training and going on journey with Hala. Wasn't she going to Kanto to find some man named Bill who had fused and unfused from Pokemon. Or was it just Lillie?

>>30879911
>that front hair
Yup, it's the Chuuni.
Wb.

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>>30879874
they look like good strong hands, dont they?

>>30880022
They do. Capable of destruction but also caressing affectionaly.

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>>30880022

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>>30879937
Yeah, he turned into a Clefairy to get the puss. She probably is gonna convince him to morph into a Nihilego.

>>30871649
I don't even like Lusamine but I adore this

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>>30880228
>He turned into a a Clefairy
>Into a Clefairy
God can only imagine such a horrors.

>>30879601

i can say from someone that went to highschool in the '90s and wore those HUGE jeans and walked home in the rain several times, yes, they do, a lot.

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so i got this message today and i just

>>30870163
Yesssssss thank you smut peddler. You did a good thing
gib more guznanu pls

>>30880366
And they must be annoying to get them off because they stick with you due wetness. Guzma seems to have trouble to get them off too>>30879601
.

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>>30880406
>tfw sunfag

>>30880406
Daw. It's your Wimpod, isn't it? Or Golisopod?

>>30880513

yeah, my gosoliopod. i fed him a berry, hah.

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>>30880489
ITS NOT FAIR

what do you guys think guzma's fav fast food place would be? my guess is white castle.

>>30880620
McDonalds for te $1 drinks and Dollar Menu. But that boy gets McRibs and Big Macs. On special occasions, he goes to Burger King.

>>30880620
cheeky bit o nandos

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>>30880556
>>30880489
See >>30880543

>>30880620
>White Castle
Never heard of that before.

We only have Mc Donalds and Burger King and I like BK better so I choose it.

>>30880620
Late night Taco Bell

>>30880620
>white castle
Is that an American thing? Also pizza joints

>>30880727
Taco Bell is the shit! I would eat it a lot if it weren't so unhealthy.
White Castle kinda tastes weird. Must be a Northern taste.

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Guzma eats Whataburger when he visits Alolan Texas

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Why have one when you can have two?

>>30880891
Pot roast me.

>>30880891
I want to be sandwiched by them.

>>30880972
same

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>>30880891

>>30880932
I doubt you meant cooking?

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>>30881057

>>30881015
Yeah, the sexual version of it.
On a side note, I want to have crying sex with Guzma while I ride his dick. I want him to look concerned and awkward. I just want to pour it all out on him.

>>30881083
I'm getting weird suggestions from google when I search the word.

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>>30881083

>>30881157
Oh wait, not the urban dictionary term. It means when one guy's in the back and the other guy is up front in your mouth.

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>>30880932
>>30880891
>>30880972
>>30881083

Why are you guys so lewd?

>>30881395
spitroasting...

>>30881251
I also want Nanu to make me cry while making that face.

>>30881416
Oh.
Yeah, that's the term. Thought it was pot roasting, sorry.

>>30881395
Oh good, because I thought you were into some kinky shit. So it's this >>30881416 right?

>>30881458
Yeah, not the shitting in an ass pan.

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>>30881566
plumeria a good

>>30881537
Kek.

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>>30881595
Yeah.

>>30865069
He's definitely late 20s, probably 28-29
As for height he's pretty fucking tall considering he's always slouching, so in the 6'3-6'4 range

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>>30881726
I just noticed that her post-game pants share the same color palette as Salazze.

>>30881894
I give thumbs for good attempt to draw pie and a hotdog.

>>30881894
>guzma will never give you his weiner
feels less than stellar

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So listen to what big bad Guzma has to say...

>>30882391
Thanks.

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>>30882391

we need a new thread lads

>>30882861
Is someone making one right now?

>>30871167
plumeria gets me every time

>>30882973
Don't think so

>>30883233
>>30883233
New thread!
New thread!

>>30883241
>>30883245
Ok, just made a new one.

>>30883257
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
It's ok to be sad.