Benvenuti a Showderp, dove abbiamo scelto un artista e gli diamo sei idee filosofiche per riflettere su.
>dipinti
dogars.org
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499811265
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499814323
ayy somebody post some sexy anime
>>30860782
>Mr Sableye will never be relevant ever again
>>30860782
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499819243
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499822106
>>30860817
Bane is a cute guy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499824547
>>30861029
u
u
u
u
new team girls
I ate those food
Shiinotic @ Choice Specs
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Energy Ball
- Sludge Bomb
- Hidden Power [Fire]
fucknamesfuckyou (Heatmor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fire Lash
- Superpower
- Thunder Punch
- Knock Off
boom boom 2.5
mega blastoise
specs machamp
slush rush sandslash if odds
tangela if evens
lanturn
me or
Xurkitree @ Psychium Z
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hypnosis
- Tail Glow
- Thunderbolt
- Energy Ball
any UB
citizrn kicks
30842306 mod 3 (Slowbro) @ King's Rock
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Hasty Nature
- Mud-Slap
- Mud Sport
- Body Slam
- Confusion
When it attacks you must say "IM A BRUXISH MAMA" and if it gets a kill, it evolves into seaking
>>30861206
Can I champ instead
I wanna play a few games before bed
>>30861222
check'd
>>30861235
Why don't you just sleep forever, friend?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499829693
for dumb fox
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499834482
>this thread
Savage Jonathan never forget 18/12/2016
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499838205
hey guys, rate my wife!
>>30860859
Somebody sure likes useless Plante.
>>30861724
I fucking love Sunkern
Which champ do you miss?
>>30861838
SLS
If I remember right he's the only champ ever to reach top spot with a meme team
>>30861866
apt-get hit the top of the ubers ladder back in the day
new champ
me or
he hott (Torkoal) (M) @ Firium Z
Ability: Drought
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Eruption
- Shell Smash
or
she wett (Araquanid) (F) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Water Bubble
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Liquidation
- Rain Dance
wtf i love ice now (Avalugg) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Impish
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Recover
- Avalanche
- Mirror Coat
الجهاد (Snorlax) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Thick Fat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Self-Destruct
something faster than anything else on the team
valuevaluevalue (Goodra) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
Me or any 184 days meme
Nihilego evens
Ebin Cade odds
Ttar but beter (Gigalith) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Earthquake
- Rock Blast
- Heavy Slam
- Secret Power
>>30861911
>+240 for winning a battle against someone 700 points lower
>opp had espeon and cloyster
what the fuck?
>>30861911
how is he gaining like +400 per game?
>>30861838
I never see mami anymore
>>30861838
I missabusingdyxia in chat
>>30861990
>>30862000
this was before the ladder was based on glicko, it was a weird time
>>30862000
>>30861990
Because you are fucking newfags
>>30861838
I miss Sugoii Waifu :'(
>>30862063
fuck off sugoii waifu
>>30862037
tfw youve wasted your youth shitposting on a mongolian board game sim and project frustration on said waste on others that have less autismal obsessions
2013 showderp was best i-id know cuz ive been here for every waking hour since then lol!
>>30861838
mr ko
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499851535
>>30862099
Hell no, fuck mr ko
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7randombattle-499851697
>>30862086
not him(her?)
>>30861838
Mami-san!
>>30862128
>>30862009
Rectangular is a Mami alt, right?
>>30862087
>Youth
Also go do your homework if you don't want to waste your youth here
>>30861838
odysseus
>>30862146
are you meaning to tell me youre unironically 30+ years old and on pokemon
what the actual fuck lmao
>>30861838
harumonia
>>30862145
She's not even close to her are you fucking dumbe
>>30861838
anyone that pretends to be a cute girl and ironically tickles my balls in chat
i dont even care if theyre good or non-autismal im just so fucking lonely
>>30862063
what'd they do to manage that?
>>30862168
I'm not 30 or over holy shit but I assume you are some 19 year old socially stunned fuccboi who started lurking here in 2015
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499854569
>>30862145
Awoooo~ is rect alt to infiltrate room
>>30862172
Why wouldn't they go for STAB anyway?
>>30862240
Too many "sugoii" OPs. Mods got pissed apparently.
>>30862196
I thought Rectangular was a reference to Circular.
>>30862246
>19 year old
no
>socially stunned fuccboi
no
>started lurking here in 2015
yeah
does it upset you that youre the only autist that cherishes being part of the sekrit klub for so long? it seems like it since you keep desperately throwing assumptions hoping one will stick
get over yourself you fucking faggot lmao
>>30862240
This thread is for Super Sugoii Showderp! Super Sugoii Showderp is very tanoshii and kantan to learn how to play. At Super Sugoii Showderp, there is one Onii-san~ who is called Champ-kun~. Champ-kun~ is super sugoii and battles against the warui smogonites with the super sugoii teamu given to him from all his tomodachis! Champ-kun~ can ask for an atarashii super sugoii teamu whenever he feels like it. When he does, the first 6 sugoii suggestions that his tomodachis give to him will become the new super sugoii teamu. Champ-kun~ then uses this teamu to battle the warui smogonites! When Champ-kun~ no longer wants to battle, he can call for an atarashii Champ-kun~! If Champ-kun~ calls for an atarashii Champ-kun~, the first Onii-san~ to post with a trip becomes the atarashii Champ-kun~! The atarashii Champ-kun~'s tomodachis then give him 6 sugoii suggestions to become his super sugoii teamu!
The entire process is just simply sugoii and watching Champ-kun~ battle makes my kokoro go doki doki!
>Super Sugoii Suggestions for Super Sugoii Teamus
pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
memebasemon.com
>Champ-kun~
!!jfakVBx9At4
I daisuki all of my tomodachis at Super Sugoii Showderp! Being with you all makes me totemo ureshii! I hope you all have a totemo sugoii day!
Be sure to tell your waifu you daisuki her, Onii-san~! I hope you find Super Sugoii Showderp tanoshii!
>>30862330
There is also spherical ice
Really makes you think
Miami alt is lunasena
>>30862240
>>30862301
>>30862359
Yeah, like that.
Sugoii, is that you?
>>30862344
>Getting mad that I have been for longer time
Autsm
>>30862397n-no
>>30862359
Juicy made better threads desu
>>30862359
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>30862405
>any (you)s means youre mad which also means that i win!
dont flatter yourself my dude, im just calling you out for your sperging. im sorry you take this place so seriously and i hope some day soon you find something else
>>30862301
>>30862359
that's impressive in a way.
>>30862485
I agree, that's why I miss him(her?)
Did goodra poster ever get banned?
>>30862566
yes, and apparently they were genuinely disturbed because they're getting therapy now
so i heard
>>30862301
>>30862359
The problem is that's not how you spell sugoi and no matter how many times people corrected it, he insisted on saying it over and over.
showderp is extra acoustic tonight
Shut the fuck about muh super sekrit oldfag inner circle drama shit
-neoderp
Any tapu if odds
Toxapex if evens
me or specs weedle
Is mami the only ok champ around these days? She's been here for a fuck long time.
hellfrog
>>30862484
>Implying I take it seriously
Wow calling you newfag because you are is really rage inducing
new team!
US AIR STRIKE (Latios) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
the pokemon you have best memories of in-game
YAS QUEEEEEEN!! (Nidoqueen) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sludge Wave
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
Sleppy buge (Pinsir-Mega) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Snore
- Swords Dance
- False Swipe
snowball fight
if illegal, pokemon trainer
Frumpus' Cousin (Politoed) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Whirlpool
- Perish Song
- Protect
mixed pheromosa
anything cute
cockring (Comfey) @ Big Root
Ability: Triage
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Synthesis
- Substitute
>>30862767
id suggest taking a break if youre getting upset
thunderdoge
Sticky (Diglett-Alola) @ Razor Fang
Ability: Tangling Hair
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Headbutt
- Beat Up
- BulldozeThis is a reference ok
>>30862789
I recognize your trip but I can't remember why
>>30862851
seems to be some roomfag that isnt autistic enough to get them to flood the battles like they do with their other butt buddies
>>30862872
it's the opposite
he's too autistic
even the roomfags barely tolerate him
>>30862895
jesus christ how does one even manage to do that?
>>30862757
dyxia and nurusu aka cutebutt and dabesofalltime are good at battling
functor and jimml were good in gen 6 but seem to still be getting used to gen 7 after seeing some of their battles
>>30862808
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.
>>30862920
oh and kabuto usually and sultan are good too, but I haven't watched much of their games
>>30862959
fuck you
>>30862976
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
>>30862920
>dabes
>good
what are you smoking my nigre
>>30862968
>Kabuto
>good
>>30862968
>>30862920
Back in a day we had champ charts SMh@neodrep
>>30862757
everwhite used to be pretty good but he hasn't champed in a while he just shitposts in chat
i think jimml is pretty much our only good champ now.
>>30862994
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
>anyone on <<showderp>>
>good
>>30863023
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
>>30862920
neither of the first two are good
they've rused you into thinking they are because they're constantly making a racket about how good they are
I have seen dabesofalltime champ maybe twice
functor and jamal are average
>>30863041
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night
>>30863041
>>30863023
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.
>>30863022
Some newchamps is pretty good, forget his name, cute butt? Mami is good to
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499872848
WHERE THE FUCK IS CHAMP
>>30863060
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.
my favorite champ is me
>>30863102
i champaed a coulple times two years ago when agdg was good
>>30863004
he knows what he's doing, so if he loses it's either because of hax or he literally couldn't do anything to win with the team/matchup
>>30863005
he usually is yes
>>30863017
and they're all outdated since like 3 of them still champ
>>30863048
I've watched them for a long time, so yes I can say they are good
besides, good is a relative term, you don't get to raise the bar when you have nothing better to compare it to
>>30863113
>>30863095
>>30863060
>>30863053
>He's STILL replying
So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.
>>30863041
>>30863102
yeah me is pretty good. fun time in the chat as well. but you know who isnt good? not me. overrated as fuck, terrible at the game, and probably autistic
>>30863135
Maybe make new chart then fuqqboyo
>mfw literally the best champ of 2016 showderp
>>30863174
no that's autistic
>>30863218
Where do you think you are
>>30863190
randbat me faggot
t.best champ
>sleppy buge got a kill
upgrade to a real set
Ok but which champ iscutest?
>>30863005
>he hasn't seen the time stall got BTFO
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-230749548
>>30863260
what a sheep......
alright you fucking faggots here is the OFFICIAL 2016 derp champ chart
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499878857
>>30863316
me or comfyanon! ^-^
>>30863316
that'd be me
>pretending to be a girl to get attention from gullible and thirsty faggots on /vp/ of all places
oh but it's """""ironic""""" so it's okay xDDd
>>30863362
im a scienecist here and i can confirm this the most accurate.
>>30863393
>tfw you act like flaming faggot but nobody can say anything because ur just memeing
also boblak and suigining are some of the best players but they rarely champand you don't know who I am
I'm the best and cutest champ desu
>>30863462
good, literally any time i see that suig faggot in battle hes sucking boblak or the lottaloyalty guy off while sperging about smogon shit
also unironically ladders w/stall
nobody is good at the game here
>>30863498
I'm good at this game! I hope you are all cute and cuddly!
tfw you cling to the glamorous showderp community because its like the high school popularity contest you never got to experience
hellfrog
>>30863519
Why did you steal lunas schtick?
>>30863487
>implying sucking anyone off is a bad thing here when everyone is constantly being gay
>>30863551
BENIS
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499884633
>>30863550
>everyone here
it's not everyone, it's not even most people
it's a handful of faggots that are here all day every day because nobody loves them in real life
>>30863551
i never have but i would
>>30863550
>>30863587
sour grapes detected
do you need some loving? i dont bite
>>30863551
Yes in a heartbeat, hanging out here has turned me partially gay
did gay people ruin showderp?
>>30863632
gays and weebs
>>30863487
how do you find out he runs stall without stalking him in the first place?
>>30863661
um, pretty easily actually? he kept posting in some replays thread
mfw posted battle in lobby and ou room
if someone rolls dubs ill link thread
>>30863017
Got any of them saved? I thought I did but apparently I don't.
>>30863684
why would anyone post stall replays
>>30863691
checkem
>>30863691
rolling
>>30863691
check em
>>30863691
dubs
>>30863691
y'all niggas suck
there's a lot more negativity than usual tonight, is everyone moody because the holidays are coming up and that means interacting with family?
u autists gotta cheer up, enjoy this anime
When you get banned from spamming
new team
also rip like 5 people
>>30863880
>not getting banned for spamming
in the help room
level 99 specs weedle with only bug bite
Free pick called FREE EVERWHITE
reflect nihilego
Frumpus' Cousin (Politoed) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Whirlpool
- Perish Song
- Protect
Roulette Rock
Topu Decker
your favorite eviolite user
Hot Potato (Scizor / Abomasnow / Regice / Diggerby / Garchomp / Excadrill / Dragonite
Zangoose / Cinccino / Crabominable / Bisharp / Metagross / Togedemaru / Meloetta / Hawlucha
Garbodor / Kecleon / Passimian / Oranguru / Lurantis / Golurk / Tapu Bulu / Bruxish ) @ Flame Orb
- Fling / Trick / Switcheroo
- Filler / Facade
- Filler / Refresh / Aromatherapy / Heal Bell
- Filler / Thief / Covet
something with Water Spout
FORT SQUIDWARD @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Serious Nature
- Rest
- Shell Smash
- Toxic
- Infestation
staraptor
>>30863889
temporaryanonymous is a showderper m80
but understandable
>>30863889
Bully time?
>>30863889
why is real loli best champ
>>30863889
i recognize that champ
hi wallase96, hi dyxia!
hellfrog
hellfrog
tfw you force an act of an obnoxious teenage anime girl because you're actually a completely unlikable faggot
>>30863888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k
>>30863964
why are you still going on about this are you upset that youre behind in the popularity polls?
literally just /ignore my man nobody gives a fuck but you
>>30863964
>unlikable faggot
he's literally dyxia hiding himself behind alts
hellfrog
>>30863857
i want answers, showderp. talk to me here
>>30863857
who is this anime
>>30864009
I'm happy and I wish everyone happy holidays
>>30863857
>>30864009
It's because its Saturday night.
>>30864017
Severa/Selena from Fire Emblem
>>30864009
did the man who invented college, go to college?
>>30863393
I have a girl name but act like a gigantic faggot, so it all ballances out.
>>30864026
really makes the neurons fire
>>30864009
>replying to your own post because it got ignored
>>30864032
post feet
>>30864032
hi cute butt
impeaching this faggot
give me a team
>>30864061
specs lightningrod rhyperior lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499896359
>>30864061
free pick but it has to be cute
>>30864061
female rhyhorn
>>30864061
Mothim.
Use whatever set you want for him. It just has to be a Mothim
>>30864061
my membre
Raichu-Alola @ Aloraichium Z
Ability: Surge Surfer
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Agility
- Psychic
- Thunderbolt
>>30864083
uugh
الجهاد (Snorlax) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Thick Fat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Self-Destruct
ITT: suicidal faggots justifying their existence vs. jaded neoderpers trying to speed to the stage of being recognized
>>30864061
uh, why?
tfw just finished intro to sociology and need to psychoanalyse this autistic community, bringing about such breakthroughs as "people like attention"
>>30864203
Money well spent
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499899818
>>30864203
>sociology
Hope that's not your degree plan kek
>>30864237
it is why
>>30864203
take biological basis of behavior if you can, the professors are are always kind of crazy and have good stories from conferences
mine got hit on by oliver sacks
tfw neoderp don't recognize the suicidal faggot's satire
it's like pottery
>>30864255
did she want the ol sack
>>30864248
I hope you don't value either your time nor your money, because you won't get either back.
>>30864298
no, the ol sack wanted him
>>30864322
i value both and plan on getting at least my money back
thanks for the laughing picture mind if i save it
>>30864248
Enjoy never having a job or useful degree
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499902955
>>30864354
No. That picture has been claimed by me, and if you save it I will have the internet police arrest you.
>>30864354
enjoy your education and eventual career, my friend
and take a death education class, they're very cool
at least with sociology you can get a cushy bloated government job in social work, praise your lucky stars you arent doing english or something completely useless
i graduated w/stem years ago and i still dont have a job wtf XD
>mfw stem and paid internship
>>30864203
>sociology
i dont really understand why everyone took the sociology bit seriously i literally just pulled it out of my ass to mock some anon
i guess everyones just quick to direct their misery onto someone else to forget about their own for even a second? idk
t. sociology major
>>30864056
Guess again :^)
>>30864048
I have giant hairy feet. Plus my phone's camera is broken.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499908987
>>30864578
Nah it's just fun to make fun of shit degrees
>>30864578
nice backpedaling, just own up to it, it's ok if you have no career
>>30864650
the fuck? literally telling the truth, the sarcasm in the original post is pretty clear
are you really that full of self-doubt that you leap at any possible opportunity to shit on someone else? i get that this is a place where losers reside but still, consider working that out
>>30864406
>>30864443
>>30864494
>tfw I dropped out after 2 years but have a comfy salary job anyway
>>30864578
again, pottery
>>30864749
what do u do when u get laid off tho
>>30864578
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7randombattle-499910905
Shedinja 6-0 lmao
>>30864777
Go back to school, of course. It's my long term plan anyway. It's pretty unlikely that I'll get laid off, though. I'm a youth pastor and the congregation loves me.
new champ! ^-^ bye fun friends
me champ
Frumpus' Cousin (Politoed) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Whirlpool
- Perish Song
- Protect
REMOVE ECHINODERM (Heatran) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power
- Taunt
- Roar
Pheromosa
thanks for champing, loli
a jewish pokémon
>>30864828
Sceptile with nature power
BirbOfFutureMeta (Dodrio) @ Psychium-Z
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Quick Attack
- Knock Off
- Mirror Move
FORT SQUIDWARD @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Serious Nature
- Rest
- Shell Smash
- Toxic
- Infestation
>>30864823
Sorry bout the shit teams, champ
>>30864845
fuck you frumpus' cousin is the hottest shit on the block
>>30864838
it learns sword dance fucking retard
>>30864838
>Psychium-Z
?
>>30864857
>caring about optimal shit in the fucking meme meta of Showderp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499914527
>>30864874
shit forgot to change that
make it the flying one
>>30864874
for z-mirror move, I assume?
>>30864845
I stand by my statement that Topu Decker is godly against stallers.
It had that one guy with five stallers and a Snorlax dead to rights if only he hadn't disconnected (and would pick a move faster holy shit).
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499918125
>put anti-cancerstar heatran on team
>face mono water
>no cancerstar
pottery
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499918430
>>30865057
what is cancer star?
>>30865085
Toxapex
>>30865057
champ won't encounter a single toxapex while he has this team
new bread
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last bump to kill the thread