*blocks your path*
Well, well, well, looks like you've walked right in front of me.
*walks towards you and tips baseball cap*
You've got no ther choice than to accept my challenge to a pokemon duel.
*unsheathes honedge*
Nothing personnel... Kid...
*uses abra to teleport behind you*
Looks like this is the end for you!
>What do you do?
bang his waifu right in front of him
>>30857257
>Point out that you can no longer use Teleport in the field anymore.
>Send out my Celesteela and proceed to crush the fat ass with the only Pokemon big enough to do so.
Oh look at that, I win.
>>30857301
/thread
>>30857257
>Plays Pokeflute to get the fatass out of the way
>>30857364
celespooky
>>30857257
a pokemon trainer? heh
*appears several meters away*
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
can you handle real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...
>>30857510
it would just wake him up dumbass
>>30857301
its super effective
>>30857689
>Yohlo
I laughed.
>>30857257
>what do you do?
Keep riding my ursaring's dick, that's what.