/shdg/ - SHowDerp General

It was only page 5

first
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499252518

>>30844421
Way after bump limit tho

fuck you scotteh

>>30844444

>>30844447
Nothing, masterball is ugly as fuck.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499255320

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499257412

File: 7654345688.png (308KB, 808x428px)

308KB, 808x428px

new champ

File: 1b049c0354d00041679b28623b656e64.jpg (648KB, 885x1150px)

648KB, 885x1150px

Weakness Policy Rhyperior with rock polish

>>30844700
Zingzap and attract only togedemaru named sonichu

mr. punchies
jolly gengar @ life orb
252 atk / 252 spd / 4 hp
power up punch
thunder punch
fire punch
ice punch/shadow punch

>>30844689
Nice work chimp

>>30844700
Mega anything you want

File: When you spill hot milk all over yourself.png (241KB, 557x435px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 557x435px

>>30844716
>>30844710
>>30844705
>>30844703
lrn2read

File: ss+(2016-10-04+at+06.23.22).jpg (2KB, 52x55px)

2KB, 52x55px

Thread is so dead that fucking up wont matter that much anyway.
Me.

LO tangrowth

lucky birb (Honchkrow) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Tailwind
- Sucker Punch
- Brave Bird
- Steel Wing

Shiny Weezing

Thicc Foxe

blood totem

Kartana

Z-conversion porygon z

spot me skeeter

hellfrog

Champ is slow, SLOW!

File: fres mem.jpg (121KB, 756x402px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 756x402px

>>30844799

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499268229
Sorry for the wait !

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499271027

Thank for brave krow and blood totems
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499272497

remove furries

B L O O D T O T E M
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499275977

>>30844822
>space before exclamation mark
Is champ a frenchie?

>>30845081
Yep

Spaghettios uh oh
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499278133

>>30845091
You have to hide your frenchness, champ

>>30845096
y tho

>>30845109
gotta fit in :^)

outskilled
play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499282061

don't listen to them champ I went to france a couple months ago and there was a really good pizza place there, you should be proud

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499284508

B L O O O O O D D T O T E M
also new champ

me desu

me
or
Your choice of specs Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salamence

If champ takes 5 minutes or less to build team
Snips
10 minutes or less
A donnel set
more the 10 minutes
Ass vest limber ditto

snorlax

rest
curse
sleep talk
giga impact/fire punch

tyranitar

If the moon is out for Champ:
Lycanroc-Lewd (Lycanroc-Midnight) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Keen Eye
- Rock Slide
- Stealth Rock
- Attract
- Toxic

If the Sun is:
Lycanroc-Pure (Lycanroc) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Steadfast
- Stone Edge
- Sucker Punch
- Swords Dance
- Rest

If dubs: Tsareena named Dom Mom

buzz fightyear
>any buzzwole meme

free pick
named "literally my mom's [thing]"

charizard-y
solar meme
fire blast
ancient power
air slash

>>30845351
>chose tyranitar already
f-fug guess i'm using mence for specs

Araquanid @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Bubble
Impish nature for lols
- Lunge
- Liquidation
- Substitute
- Mirror Coat

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499291782

>last turn flinch
t-thanks rng
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499295246

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499297996

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499301708

new team

mega lopunny
if not allowed, citizen kicks

me
or
KILLALLNERDS.exe (scarf)

nihilego

File: PostNumberType.png (132KB, 318x682px)

132KB, 318x682px

Silvally type roll

>>30845709
A gay roserade

this set
>>30844083

>>30845713
lopunnite is currently unobtainable so i see no reson for it to be allowed

>>30845709
zing zap and attract sonichu

BILL

>>30845361

>>30845723
then the second
also rename it citizen hips

>>30845734
but hips is medicham :v

>>30845709
Chef

>>30845713
>>30845714
>>30845715
>>30845717 (fairy)
>>30845718
>>30845721
Full squad of strange rats ready to make some ratatouille

>>30845749
This is a pretty good team

>>30845738
really?
dogars tells me it's tsareena
name it whatever you like i guess

>>30845714
killallnerds.exe is easily the best meme imo desu senpai

>>30845784
It's a true classic.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499309973

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499312441

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499314508

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499317269

cia???

>gg before even the final turn
people like that i just wanna punch in their smug ass mouths
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499320525

We need to remove crits and ivs and evs, no one uses them anyways and most people hack to get them. And its not fair for some mons to have a stronger attack than others, My Blaizken was so much better in emerald than in omega ruby because he could just over heat everything and win.

But now some MOVES are phyiscal while others are special, its not fair! Pokemon shouldnt be a game of luck, that is why all pokemon should have the exact same stats and no items, thats how it was meant to play, and all this hidden ability nonsense isnt fair to players without access to them

All pokemon should have ONE ability and they should have the SAME stats, no nature, no evs no ivs and no crits, that way its a fair game, also egg moves should be removed too, because breeding is hard and most people don't know how to do it, I know i don't know anything about breeding

This is the problem with the new games, they made pokemon a rng and luck based thing rather than a fun fair game like gen 1 was, objectively the best gen so far. No fairy type, No breeding, ivs and evs werent as exaggerated. It was the best and gamefreak just keeps ruining their franchise

I guess it is just my nihilism longing for a simplier time when pokemon was skill based and not about hacking and other unfair methods, __le sigh__, It sucks because it will just continue to get worse with how much gamefreak panders to every game but gen 1.

File: sweating koops.png (91KB, 329x232px)

91KB, 329x232px

>get trips
>get cursed with more Lister Luck™
new champ

me
or
Eject button Slowbro

citizen keks

kung pow

BILL

>>30846092
gaston

bruxish

>>30846082
>WAHHH WAHHHH I HAVE BAD LUCK WAHHHHHHH


>continues to champ constantly

AttentionWhore.jpg

shrekle

evolved hoge

special talonflame

>>30846096
The fuck is that

>>30846105
it's almost like that's one of the main points of champing or something

Wtf pokemon is a game for children REMOVE IVS and EVS! REMOVE IVS AND EVS

/me is mad at litten

>>30846125
wp rhyperior

>>30846135
Ahh yes of course.

>>30846097
Is this Chinese rhyperior?

>>30846128
>the point of champing it to get attention

>not to jump around like a monkey and entertain the rest of the shitposters

`_>

>>30846125
it's citizen-set tsareena with trop kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499328434
Geddin

>>30846186
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499329972

>>30846144
>Is this Chinese rhyperior?

http://dogars.org/set/3379

>>30846228
Oh weird, didn't return for me on dogars. Will change that in.

>>30846217
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499333463
reeee

>>30846289
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499335587

>>30846340
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499342140

>>30846466
wtf Anononomus

new team

>>30846520
specs weedle

gaston

trubish

something with metronome only

free pick
named "literally me"

zoom lens vikavolt

vileplue

Swellow @ Choice Specs
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Ground]

>>30846520
any alolan NFE

mimikyu

>>30846527
t. Dickseuh

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499347971

>>30846608
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499350873

>>30846671
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499354683
Gene is fixed, metrozam was added, but it couldn't be magic guard

>>30846671(You)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499357293

>>30846806
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499359753

>>30846877
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499362117

new team

bzz bzz (Dustox) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Iron Defense
- Bug Buzz
- Roost

weakness policy agility metagross

>>30845717
2 Electric Boogaloo

Golisopod

vivillon

>>30846975
zing zap and attract sonichu

gaston

Scarf Wurmple

>>30846975
WP celesteela

a corrosion mon with toxic

>>30846977
>>30846980
>>30846982
>>30846985
>>30846986
>>30846988
cucked by stealth rock: the team: the experience

Klefki

-Swagger
-Thunder Wave
-Foul Play
-Substitute
Item Attached: Leftovers
Prankster
Bold Nature

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499369131

Eviolite Haunter

>>30847092
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499374868

>>30847216
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499377634

>>30847278
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499380838
Well that was a fucking blunder

>>30847351
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499387185

>>30847489
new champ

Exeggutor-Alola @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 200 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Dragon Hammer
- Giga Drain
- Protect
- Substitute

or me

me or slurpuff

Decidueye

Shiinotic @ Leftovers
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Spore
- Strength Sap
- Amnesia

Celesteela

BOOM BOOM
O
O
M

B
O
O
M

more vivillon

4giveness (luvdisc)

>>30847602
Bee

>>30847603
>>30847604
>>30847605
>>30847608
>>30847610
>>30847611
Movie

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499398625

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499400514

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499403208

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499415425

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499418367

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499426992

Assvest Pyukumuku

ag """team"""""

Your favorite UB

Showderp creates xatu

guzzlord

deg (Zygarde-10%) @ Leftovers
Ability: Power Construct
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Coil
- Dragon Tail

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

zapdos with the most gen 1 moveset you can think of

DICKS

vaporeon named og stall

Alolan Marowak

Corrosion Salazzle

Anything with explosion

>>30848561
wobbuffet

mega gengar

db
disable/sub
protect
perish song

a dragon

>>30848565
level 100

>>30848565
Calm Mind

>>30848565
kill yourself, just use
big birbe (Xatu) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Night Shade
- Simple Beam

>>30848565
me first

>>30848565

Trick

>>30848565
baton pass

>>30848565

adamant 252 atk 252 spe

>>30848565
iron ball

>>30848565
Is actually a Rhyperior nicknamed Xatu

>>30848594
replace whichever move with calm mind since it came before me

birb (Xatu) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Calm Mind
- Me First
- Trick
- Baton Pass

>>30848641

wow it's shit

>>30848641
Nobody gave it a nickname yet, though.
I propose Rhyperior.

>>30848641
use this set dummy
big birbe (Xatu) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Night Shade
- Calm Mind

>>30848703
>>30848594

fuck off with your meme set

the set was showderp creates and that's what we created

>>30848719
>we

>>30848719
>that's what we created
>showderp also created big birbe
>i posted that he use big birbe before most people posted their shitty teams
I know you're autistic but jesus christ dude...

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-499438767

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-499445392

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-499451150

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-499453881

Runculus: how come i have to fight noobs nowadays?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-499456926

new champ

new team if dubs

Anything with Explosion named Freedom Fighter.

me or specs tangrowth

the necromancer of oz, ma

184 days in hoenn

ruse room setter

1 day in aleppo

>>30849305
specs tangrowth

>>30849315
Friendly reminder that these suggestions are cancer and anyone who either suggests or even worse, likes them should get their dick chopped off.

Also, have a free pick.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499464828

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499467842

new champ

>>30846076
just inject, anon :^)

m-me or
Swirlix @ Eviolite
Ability: Sweet Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Wish
- Flamethrower

Anything with explosion.

me or eject button alomomola

184 days in hoenn again since neoderps won't stop bitching

>>30849968
>replying to 4 hour old bait

>>30849964
Shuffles the Elektross

anything lv50

>>30849991
Low quality user

Also, have a free pick.

>>30849991
Le ebin meme new friend

2 questions:
How did Rhyperior become a meme?
Why is BILL named that?

>>30849993
I have autism and it was such tantalizing bait, anon. Plus I was asleep.

>>30850074
I don't know how Rhyperior came to be a meme, but BILL is a reference to how bill turned himself into a Pokémon in red/blue. The overworld sprite used then kind of resembles Growlithe (who had the same sprite since no mons actually had unique ones outside of battle back then)

fly hard

File: skeleton.jpg (144KB, 1176x1200px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1176x1200px

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499486407

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499496429

once you've pp stalled a trapped opponent, you're supposed to switch out and take advantage of the free setup turn

File: lilfellacumminoutofaball.png (28KB, 1022x672px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 1022x672px

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499502738

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499504234

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499509235

>>30850122
Thanks for the explanation, senpai.

new team

THIS is podracing (Ninjask) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Leech Life
- Baton Pass
- U-turn

fly hard

big bara buge (Heracross-Mega) @ Heracronite
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Rock Blast
- Pin Missile
- Close Combat

fit in sub if you want

alola persian

just kidding
new champ

File: 1476241116484.jpg (73KB, 600x800px)

73KB, 600x800px

>>30850890

the most Gen 1 Jolteon you can think of

Swellow @ Choice Specs
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Ground]

cant use mega heracross gimme one more thing

kartana

File: 1471921114357.gif (2MB, 320x180px)

2MB, 320x180px

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499517193

Do you guys think John Gamefreak will release the mega stones, or is mega evolution gonna be a dead mechanic?

scarf kartana just going to fly through these low ladder teams. Champ has it easy

>>30851014
obviously yes. The only non-released ones are for mons you can't get yet

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499522301

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499524759

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-499522301

this is one of my favorite replays. Thanks 12 year olds who play showdown

How's this for a meme?
Sexe lizard (Salazzle) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Corrosion
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Captivate
- Attract
- Substitute

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499529009

>>30851303
This is a better set
Sexe lizard (Salazzle) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Corrosion
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Protect
- Attract
- Substitute

>tfw server reset but still locked
It's cause I tried to link to porn, right?

why does worst bird have just barely not enough SPA to actually OHKO shit

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499532611

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499537796

File: 1477528085397.jpg (122KB, 500x288px)

122KB, 500x288px

v champ (on the left)

me or groundium dugtrio

184 days of buge

Kartana @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 19 Atk
- Leaf Blade
- Smart Strike
- Sacred Sword
- Swords Dance

you can change the moves and the item.

Here I am (Pelipper) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Drizzle
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA
- Hydro Pump
- Hurricane
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Electric]

Anything with explosion named Freedom Fighter.

boom boom 2.5

life orb shedinja

Donphan

Initial D

BOOM BOOM V2.5

Sad fishe (Wishiwashi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Schooling
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aqua Ring
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Protect

>>30851766
>>30851416

Seviper

>>30851766
poopoo

>>30851770
>>30851773
>>30851774
>>30851775
>>30851776
>>30851777
peepee

>30851766
Champ
>>30851770
>>30851773
>>30851774
>>30851775
>>30851776
>>30851777
His Chimps

>>30851765
the driver

>>30851766
>>30851770
>>30851773
>>30851774
>>30851775
>>30851776
passengers

>>30851838
wrong

File: 1467444088572.gif (3MB, 214x248px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 214x248px

>>30851838

>>30851852
dong

>>30851852
>>30851886
Im a retard tobeH

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499546060

cum

File: 1456006324352.gif (4MB, 422x418px)

4MB, 422x418px

>>30851824
>>30851827

>>30851886
>not a perfect loop

>>30851910
Has there ever been a sexier man?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499549487

>>30851998
look at the mirror ;)))

Is there something that can learn steamroller and a draining move?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499553372

>>30852057
smeargle

>>30852135
New meme, use when JoJo Reference is champing
DIO (Smeargle) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Steamroller
- Drain Punch
- Close Combat
- Shift Gear

>>30852159
Better moveset
DIO (Smeargle) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Steamroller
- Leech Life
- Close Combat
- Shift Gear

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499557591

>>30852177
I put adapt spike cannon on mine

>>30852308
and something that can afflict sleep or freeze

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499562612

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499564824

epic

Another one purely for JoJo Reference
KIRA QUEEN (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
- Explosion
- Seed Bomb
- Egg Bomb
- Sludge Bomb

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499570594

new team

wtf i love ice now (Avalugg) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Impish
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Recover
- Avalanche
- Mirror Coat

leech seed user (Celesteela) @ Life Orb
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Autotomize
- Flash Cannon
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Ground]

killallnerds.exe

حرية (Snorlax) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Thick Fat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Self-Destruct

BIG BOY

passimian

golem

Seviper

>>30852881
>>30852884
>>30852885
>>30852889
>>30852892
>>30852895
team

>>30852889
name it الجهاد

fuck i'm always late

>>30852986
Hi late, how you doing?

>>30852986
you gotta keep showderp on one side, battle on the other, have the quick reply window open, hammer update after every battle, then VERY QUICKLY press post.

>>30853031
oh and be sure to press captcha after every battle

half this team blows up lmao

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499583095

>tfw chat banned
This sucks; how else can I shit post?

>>30853152
Me too buddy. Shitpost in the bread maybe?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-499587119

>>30853175
>>30853175
>>30853175
New season everyone