>be me
>playing X
>sitting on the edge of the bed, head dangling upside down cause I'm a kid and do that
>battling some random fisherman with my Inkay
>sweet, it leveled up
>suddenly starts evolving
>wtfnigga.jpeg
>"Malamar"
>show it off to my friends
>they all want one too
>next day they all caught one and leveled it up
>nothing
>try leveling it up in the same route as i did
>still nothing
>friends being skeptical about me actually evolving Inkay
>try to recall everythinh about it, including gender, time, and day of the week I evolved it
>mention i was also upside down on my bed
>next full moon comes around
>it worked
>rumors start spreading about the ritual needed to evolve Inkay
>you're one of the most reapected kids in school if you have one
>mfw GF thought this was going to actually happen
>mfw the internet and GTS ruined everything fun about pokemon
>mfw pokemon is forever dead and not even Sun and Moon can save it
>>30807835
underageb&
>>30807835
>playing X
>a kid
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>30807898
>>30807899
Did either of you read the full story?
Op was saying this is what GF expected to happen but since people can use the internet the magic of discovering this was gone
Malamar sucks pretty hard though.
I'm pretty sure most kids wouldn't care if they never got one.
>>30808199
Except when they fight one for the first time it almost certainly swept their teams with Superpower setup because they were unprepared kids.
>>30808150
Read the first 3 lines of the OP's greentext
>>30808271
ok, now you read the rest.
>>30808271
Truly embarrassing.
>>30808271
Read the last 3 lines of the OP's greentext
>>30807835
The internet is full of normies who ruin everything with their mere presence on the internet.