>Rowlet raised by a Toucannon
>Popplio found on a beach being bullied by Team Skull Grunts
>Litten raised by a Stoutland
Why are Alola starters so shit at looking after their children?
>>30806450
>we want the afro-american audience
alternatively all of the "adoptive parents" might be the actual father while the mothers fucked off
it's so that all these kids watching this animeme after they only played pokemon go everyday on their iphones are stunned and blissed by those incredible final starter evolutions after they appear on air for the first time
>>30806537
I like this. Pokemon breeding is weird so for all we know these ARE their parents
Because not even they want those shitters
>>30806537
>Rowlett hatches
>Toucannon now regrets that one time he fucked that Dartrix passing through
>>30806632
>>30806537
This maybe
>>30806632
>implying it wasnt a female decidueye
that old angry bird dig those raptor legs, hes a leg man
male decidueyes can't compete against that big strongbeak
>ash didnt catch litten
I admit I am massively butthurt, but only because game freak uses the poorly written anime as a measure of whats popular
>>30806785
He's getting Litten, just not yet. They're building it up like they did with Krokorok in BW.
Just like the game characters, everyone in Alola has a shitty family.