Showderp: Spicy Bread Edition

hellfrog

First for Reese is a faggot

>>30790179
I think he deleted his reddit account last time I checked. Probably killed himself.

>>30790330
I don't remember this.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497553472

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>no porn
ok
OK

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

>>30790356
>>30790486
I forgot he was a redditor
I'd be kinda sad if he killed himself desu. Suicide ain't cool.

>>30790547
Reese was top normie

0% chance he committed sudoku

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>>30790547

>>30790567
>Reese was top normie
And that's why we hated him.

WHY DID THEY REPLACE THE CRIES WITH GEN 6/7 CRIES?!?!!?!?

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary and I asked what and he said he'd give me his commies!
Yeah! Yeah! I equally distribute wealth! I expand my glorious regime! I swallow countries whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal...
Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 commie, 2 commie, 3 commie, 4 I'm daddy's czar but I'm also a socialist!
He makes me feel safe!He makes me feel nationalistic! He makes me feel everything a little commie should!~ Wa-What!

who is Reese? lol :D

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497557140

>>30790603
Because they were shit.

>>30790654

That's what I'm saying, gen 6/7 cries are shit, so why did they replace the original cries?

So I decided to go and try to play Gen IV OU/Ubers for nostalgia reasons. Anyone got a good idea for a team?

>>30790737
specs weedle

>>30790737
specs _____weedle__

>>30790737
specs caterpie

>>30790737
tauros

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497564019

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new cahmp

me for champ

me or piloswine

literally better (Dartrix) @ Eviolite
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Brave Bird
- Leaf Blade
- Swords Dance
- Roost

Z-Hyper Beam Serperior

isntthatagirlsname (Tapu Koko) @ Choice Band
Ability: Electric Surge
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- U-turn
- Wild Charge
- Quick Attack

pokemon trainer

haze weezing

any furfrou

Scarf Ditto

dark silvally

anything with z explosion

>>30791020
choice band sleep talk komala

something with z-metronome

>>30791020
best taste jimml

>>30791025
Stand User

>>30791026
>>30791028
>>30791029
>>30791030
>>30791031
>>30791033
「Shitmons」

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>>30791025
>champing twice within four hours

hellfrog

>>30791121
kinda late there buddy

>>30791142
tyranitar

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497569386

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497575676

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497580668

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497586040

new team

good goy

choice band sleep talk komala

funbro

Scarfed Ditto

band kakuna

If new champ:

me or

America Jr. (Rufflet) @ Eviolite
Ability: Hustle
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 248 SpD / 8 Spe
Careful Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Bulk Up
- Substitute
- Roost

If JoJoReference is still champ:

Star Platinum (Machamp) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: No Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dynamic Punch
- Heavy Slam
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake

Use the wonderful pocket monster that is:
Ecksdee

m blastoise

Slamme Clame

you're favorite route 1 birb

Sparky (Manectric) @ Magnet
Ability: Static
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Thunder
- Shock Wave
- Thief

Snorlando Bloom (Snorlax) @ Choice Band
Adamant
252 Atk/252 HP/4 SpDef
-Metronome

Silvally @ Normalium Z
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Double-Edge
- Crunch
- Explosion

>>30792155
funbro is illegal and causes you to lose automatically (this is because of the endless clause)
use boom boom 2.5 instead

>>30792189
he could just give funbro a new item or something

>>30792189
Not instantly, though.

>>30792155
funbro is illegal and causes you to lose automatically (this is because of the endless clause)
use rhyperior intead

>>30792152
>>30792154
>>30792157
>>30792159
>>30792160
>>30792162
team

post balle set please

>>30792189
Why not 184 days instead?

>>30792221
champ disregard blastoise and use 184 days instead

funbro should be skipped, just like any other illegal suggestion (such as palkia)

>>30792231
good point
i'm retarded, just use 184 days instead

>>30792221
And by blastoise he means 184 days of fun

Suggested new rule: from now on any suggestion of funbro be changed to 184 days

>>30792303
All in favor, say Aye.

Aye.

>>30792303
Unless funbro is magically allowed back

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497596566

>>30792303
we already have a perfectly serviceable rule: suggest something that is legal in the tier or you get skipped

https://plug.dj/showderp

geddin

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497602773

>>30792517
looks shifty

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497603310

new champ

me

angry birbs (Dodrio) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Mirror Move
- Return
- Brave Bird
- Jump Kick

>>30793196

CB Reckless Staraptor

me next

if not, killallnerds.exe

>>30793196
Sparky (Manectric) @ Magnet
Ability: Static
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Thunder
- Shock Wave
- Thief

Weezing @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Toxic Spikes
- Venoshock
- Will-O-Wisp
- Explosion

you're favorite route 1 birb

>>30793196

>>30793199
>>30793202
>>30793204
>>30793205
>>30793208
>>30793209
>3 birbs

FURFROU

>>30793209
do you want base form or are evos okay?

CACAW

>>30793275
mega pigeot

>>30793275
evolve it if you want to
as long as it's one of the route 1 (or early game if swellow) birbs

>>30793293
already on it senpai
>>30793294
cool beans

>>30793293
it's banned

>>30793372
too strong :(

>>30793372
its not banned just unreleased please hurry up u tard

Go time inc
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497615653

is showdown offline

>>30793520
No

>>30793520
no
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497619275

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497621506

bird army is pretty bad desu

Opp forfieted Free win 4 us
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497621924

new team

yes bully (Gengar) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Torment
- Protect
- Substitute
- Shadow Ball
>>30793910
>new team

Focus On This Cloud (Cottonee) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Level: 1
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Swagger
- Endeavor
- Substitute

If champ does not reply to this post ass vest limber ditto

[spoioler]if champ does any pokemon you can catch with a fishing rod[/spoiler]

chimecho

Frogg Vorbis (Seismitoad) @ Metronome
Sassy
Ability: Water Absorb
252 HP/64 Atk/64 SpAtk/64 Def/64 SpDef
Echoed Voice
Drain Punch
Sludge Wave
Earthquake

water spout blastoise

a doggo

me please or bewear

>>30793918
highlight and ctrl-s u dummy

>>30793918
okay
>>30793914
hopefully one with less birbs :^)

BEWEAR

>>30793923
pls format better next time

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497628198

>bg
>lost like a little bitch
No, bg YOU, faggot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497632487

bullied too hard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497632912

Greninja (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Attract
- Power-Up Punch
- Waterfall
- Shadow Sneak

Greninja (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Protean
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Attract
- Power-Up Punch
- Waterfall
- Shadow Sneak

seriously tho, should I accept the rematch?
I don't really want to and that's probably breaking the rules.

>>30794560
don't

>>30794560
if you don't want to, then don't

>>30794560
nah

>>30794560
Do not, he will get over it eventually

>>30794560
Robo Quest: U COULD NEVER BEAT ME UNLESS I LET YOU

>>30794560
Don't do it

I gotta call it a night there, that was probably the best note I could end it on
New champ

me or sneasel

>>30794560
not really, just a kid talking big

Braixen
Name it after your waifu

hard modeboy waifu

>>30794658

>>30794402

Scarf ditto

Tapu Fini

Tini Berde (Natu) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Psychic
- Night Shade
- Substitute
- Roost

FURFROU

>>30794658
toxapex

ice-type waifu
must be female and named such

balk talonflame with wisp roost fly and sub

for anyone who wants it
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-497632912

Tsareena

I C H A L L E N G E YOU

geddin

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497642324

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The opposing Weavile used Fling!
The opposing Weavile flung its Focus Sash!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497644376

rotom was a mistake

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497647392

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497648710

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497649051

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497650706

good work berde

new team

Derr Spüder (Metagross) @ Ring Target
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Spd / 200 Atk / 56 HP
Jolly Nature
- Trick
- Pursuit
- Bullet Punch
- Zen Headbutt

Eviolite Flaaffy

Raticate-Alola @ Normalium Z
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Double-Edge

>>30794668

>>30794674

Slamme Clame (Clamperl) (F) @ DeepSeaTooth
Ability: Rattled
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 30 SpA
- Shell Smash
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]

>>30795311
nature power sceptile

The cutest pokemon you can find

Useless Plante (Sunkern) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Chlorophyll
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Endeavor
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Protect

to whoever made the useless plante entry on dogars, plz chandge endure to endeavor. No point in having both endure and protect on the same set.

hellfrog

berde and clamme on the same team is dank. too bad plante isn't there too

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>>30795336
Azumarill?

>>30795361
go for it

>>30795327
i thought it was hp electric
>>30795339
when i made the entry, i didnt know that you couldnt edit an entry without a tripcode, so i didnt put in a tripcode. its stuck like that unless the site admin changes it

>>30795336
this is rhyperior

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>>30795361
It's up to you!

>>30795378
Welp, time to make a new entry
I'll call it Useless Plante V.2

>>30795336
sunkern is cutest pokemon? pls

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497655164

>>30795397
this champ
>>30795339

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>>30795397
pic for reference

>>30795457
>i will eat your soul.jpg

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497657223

>>30795493

>Thisseedistrainedtofuckyourmouth.gif

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497658615

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497659003

how do I follow champ without link?

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>>30795723

a mere clame

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497660642

VENGEFUL CLAM KILLS 3 IN HORRIFIC TSUNAMI

>>30795723
you lurk more and figure it the fuck out.
Obviously everyone else knows how.

>>30795830
>>30795754
twats

>>30795723
/rooms name

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reeeeee

am i the only one?

>>30795873
Was happening to me about an hour ago, then worked after I closed my browser

check em

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497663033

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497664017

tfw sniped with standard

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497667048

fucking hustle

new champ

>>30795339

someone champ already

gator golf

next poster will be champ

me or choice specs weedle

baton pass/recover/swagger/psych up unaware pyukumuku with lefties

LO Scolipede no baton pass

>>30796220

Click Taunt (Scolipede) @ Leftovers
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 92 Def / 168 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Protect
- Toxic Spikes
- Substitute
- Baton Pass

Useless Plante (Trapinch) @ Eviolite
Ability: Arena Trap
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpDef
Relaxed Nature
- Sand Attack
- Rest
- Protect
- Struggle Bug

alien cow (Girafarig) @ Life Orb
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Double-Edge
- Sucker Punch
- Zen Headbutt

celesteela with an assault vest
named ____ waifu

Assault Vest Alakazam with only physical moves.

Name it Calmest Mind.

>>30796263
fug, name it worthless buge

Shrek superslam

>>30796269
I like this.

>>30796279
Sucks it won't make it this team, though. Maybe next time.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11879758

>>30796269
Made a set whilst I was waiting. Can anyone improve it?

Calmest Mind (Alakazam) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Zen Headbutt
- Thunder Punch
- Dynamic Punch

tfw neoderp doesn't recognize #meme

>>30796339
no u

>>30796307
>no Orre
dropped

It appears we are stuck at an impasse, as #meme is the tripcode used to call champ, meaning it's a worthless trip.
Nobody else appears to want to champ, so lets all just go home.

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
someone play pokemon for us cmon

im glad it's over

>>30796367
should I have included the Ranger regions as well? How about the orange islands? Or maybe the Mystery Dungeon regions? Should I include all side game regions in my shitty poll?
/autistic rant

>>30796387
Sorry Im underage :(

if no one is champ, I shall be

I would but I'm dying of strep throat and I need my beauty sleep.

cosmic power jirachi lol

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give me pokemon
or ribombee

>>30796409
>>30796261

topsy turvy malamar

>>30796414
ribombee

Calmest Mind (Alakazam) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Zen Headbutt
- Thunder Punch
- Dynamic Punch

>>30796414
dd rock head tyrantrum

Scyther or golurk as long as it has fly as an attack

http://www.strawpoll.me/11879780

now that we're waiting, can someone end my life
i'm a 5'6" manlet

>>30796464
im shorter than you and i have a nice car, a girlfriend, and a lot of money. just keep trying my man

>>30796464
If you're that short why not just become a cute grill

>>30796464
Most painless, cleanest way is exit bag. Shotgun to the brain is painless, but very messy.
That said, just marry a girl a few inches shorter than you and you're set. Don't listen to the memes. I'm 6'3". Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a girl that's 6'? it's kinda hard.
Also I'm a bit of an autist so that doesn't help. And I have braces and those totally fuck up my chances with the grills.
Soon they'll be off and I'll be free of stupid mouth. Soon..

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>>30796464
don't die anon.
I am 5'6"" too.

>>30796464
>>30796487
Honestly, society and dating is way more personality-based than before (at least according to my experiences), so you should be fine if you've got a nice personality.

Also there are a lot of girls shorter than you, if being shorter than your girlfriend is a problem for you.

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>>30796522
>>30796464
>>30796487
Underage

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497676256

>>30796522
>>30796464
5'7" rarely feels this not entirely shit

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497676431

>>30796528
This anon knows it. Not towering over girls is nice. I like being able to hug my girlfriend without having to bend down every damn time.

>>30796639
>not being able to rest your chin on your gf's head
When will you learn

>>30796639
problem is girls are really hung up on a guy's height

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497678168

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497678350

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497680122

>>30796679
If their first impression of you is your personaility instead of your height, then that may not be the case.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497682256

new team go

SD Mega Venusaur

>>30796259

Duster if a virgin
Zooks if not a virgin

SHREK SUPERSLAM

A flying golurk

cutiefly or ribombee :)

banded araquanid

ash greninja

me or
>>30796264

>>30796989
rk9

>tfw plante to scary to lose

>>30796990
ugly dancing fat butt
>>30796259
>tfw weakness policy baton pass
>>30796995
if champ is virgin
>>30796997
es ogre
>>30796998
base totem
>>30796999
>rule 34

>>30797011
plante very spook

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497687212

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497689650

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497690891

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497693689

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497695483

last team go

zooks

Wow A Zebra (Zebstrika) (M) @ Electrium Z
Ability: Motor Drive
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Spark
- Wild Charge
- Charge
- Thunder Wave

>>30797000

superior nippon paper folded 1000 times

me or >>30796264

crack open a bear

ash

breloom

>>30797543
>>30797544
>>30797545
>>30797546
>>30797547
>>30797549
two giraffes, we lose, and it aint no fucking zebra

just found a white pube

>>30797589
It means you're too old for showderp. You are hereby exiled. Go get a job and a family.

>>30797589
post pic

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497699546

bugs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497702314

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497704311

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497706709

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497708117

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-497708117

new champ, good note to end it on

me or pokemon trainer

>>30796268

>>30798173
buzzwole

Tini Berde (Natu) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Psychic
- Night Shade
- Substitute
- Roost

mega charizard x
name it karate dragon
can only give it fighting type moves

guzzlord

tini berde

DOGARS

CALMEST MIND

champ?

>>30798173
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497713768

>>30798320
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497716736

>>30798444
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497720489

>>30798582
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497724341

>>30798717
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497724895

>>30798741
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497725312

>>30798748
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497725959

>>30798772
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497728536

>>30798840
new memes

electric silvally

CALMEST MIND

Z-Purify Pyukumuku

swole turtle

ice bird

A Slowpoke, Slowbro, or Slowking but you can't select any moves with it or switch it out until the final 10 seconds on the timer. If the timer is not active you must activate it when you send him out.

>>30798179

>>30798888
check'd

are we ded already

>>30798888
witnessed

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>>30798888
behold my gleeful quads

>>30798840
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497732517

>>30798953
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497732899

>>30798966
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-497739037

new chimp

move along please

>>30799321
>>30799321
>>30799321