>make only 2 new Dark-type Pokemon
>a heel wrestler and a gluttony demon
>the heel wrestler doesn't get basic underhanded physical STAB moves like Sucker Punch, Knock Off, or Thief, but he does get Leech Life
>the gluttony monster that eats everything doesn't get Leech Life, but it does get Thief
How does this make any sense? I wanna beat Game Freak's ass.
Makes it even worse that Decidueye DOES get sucker punch, despite its flimsy looking bird hands
Incineroar doesn't get Foul Play either :^)
>>30744530
>Guzzlord
>Demon
We aren't demons, Guzzlord are just misunderstood.
>>30744547
>implying owls are birds
>>30744530
the last time I saw this retarded image it inspired me to make this
>>30744631
>we
it'll get foul play and knock off from tutors
>>30744563
I'm going to punch the wall
>>30744530
>It gets Leech Life
That's metal.
>>30744530
>>30744563
They literally could not have fucked up this starter any more.
Embarrassing.
>>30744700
>wuz
>>30746022
And to top it off it's not even a complete Fire/Dark line.
reminder that "sucker punch" is a fucked up translation
ふいうち Surprise Attack
>>30746777
PEARL HARBOR!
>>30746777
And?
>>30744547
>Sneak Attack
Japanese terms and names are much easier to use and understand
>>30746022
It's not that bad
At least it's viable in VGC because Fake Out lmao
>>30746777
You do realize that a Sucker Punch IS a Surprise Attack, right? The translation is correct.
>>30746777
It's not a mistranslation, it's a localization. It's not that the pokemon was hiding an popped out, it's that the pokemon got an attack in before the opponent was prepared, aka a sucker punch.
>>30746978
Yeah, but using the word punch when there are abilities that impact on punch-type moves is misleading
>>30746166
>kangz
>>30746865
sucker punch can also be used as a metaphor anon
>>30744530
NOT TODAY, FROG
>>30745874
no its insect
>>30744685
Is this a JoJo reference?
>T-THIS P-POKEMON DOESN'T GET <x move>!!! WHY NOT GAMEFREAK
I've got a tip for you.
Whenever this happens, go look up the name of that move in Japanese.
90% of the time, if a Pokemon doesn't get an appropriately named move, that's why.
>>30747908
ok but can you explain why pidgey doesn't get peck?
>>30748034
because Gamefreak is also retarded
nah it's probably because Spearow gets Peck and they didn't want to make them too similar
but also because Gamefreak is retarded
>>30746022
That's not Decidueye tho.
>>30747891
>Incineroar is already in your shitpost
>>30744530
They doubled down on throat chop being it's dirty move. Now if Dankest Lariat could remove hazards, King would probably be OU
>>30744530
>what are primary and secondary types?
Dumb frogposter.