Ok /vp/, hear me out: I HATE THIS ROCAH
It ALWAYS sweeps me on Showdown. ALWAYS!
"You're just bad, lol"
I don't call myself a good player, but the ONLY thing that can outspeed Pheromosa is Ninjask. NINJASK! And everything that can beat her, she outspeeds and kills, and the things that it can't beat at all (Ferrothorn, Toxapex, Skarmory) DON'T USE ATTACKING MOVES. Skamory can run Brave Bird, but then the opponent will just switch to the stupid fat bamboo thing (WHY ISN'T IT GRASS? IT'S A BAMBOO! IT'S NOT LIKE FARFETCH'D OR PASSIMIAN OR FLABEBE WHO CARRY A PLANT, IT /IS/ A PLANT)
Don't get me wrong, i like Pheromosa, BUT I HATE IT. I would prefer Mewtwo loose on OU than this. NOT EVEN STEALTH ROCK AND SPIKES CAN STOP THIS THING.
GET OUT, PHEROMOSAAAAA
GET OOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTT
I HATE YOOOOUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PHEROMOSA GET OUT, GET OUT PHEROMOSA, PHEROMOSA GET OUT, GET OUT PHEROMOSA, PALEONTOLOGY GET OUT, GET OUT PHEROMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PHEROMOOOSAAAA E E E E E, ERVAAAA PHEROMOSAAA E E E, É PIOR DO QUE COBRA CASCAVEL, SEU VENENO É CRUEL EL EL EL
>>30737855
>PALEONTOLOGY GET OUT
MAS O QUÊ
>what is a choice scarf
>what is arena trap dugtrio with focus sash/choice scarf and aerial ace
>what is alolan marowak
>what is buzzwole
>what is your own pheromosa
>>30737855
very low effort post, not subtle either when you devolved into incoherent beanerspeak
3/10
>>30737855
Send in crobat use uturn while it swaps out and then use magnezone to take out celesteela.
>>30737910
>Choice Scarf Dugtrio
The worst part is, it isn't the absolute worst thing ever because otherwise Koko can outspeed and U-turn out. This meta is fucked.
>>30737915
that's portugese.
Coffee beaner.
>>30737855
Honestly, I just use choice band Dragonite. Extreme Speed OHKO's it. Now only if this were possible on the actual game too.
trick room
>>30737910
>what is arena trap dugtrio
Outsped and dies to ice beam
>muh sash!
>not having sneaky stones up
>>30737855
Who is braviary who is anything with any type of bulk. Who is anything with intimidate
>>30738095
Which is why I said to run choice scarf anon.
>>30737855
>Bug finally gets a cancermon
Nice
>>30738309
>Genesect
>Talonflame would be the perfect check to Pheromosa
>GF decides to nerf it to oblivion
>>30738309
Scizor
>>30738309
>Bug is such a shit typing that even its cancermon can be countered by anyone with a brain
Kek! KEK!
>>30737855
Esta na hora de voltares para a favela
:^)
>>30737855
Use A-Marowak you shitter
Or any proiority move
Thing has 37 defense
>>30737855
Literally just use A-Marowak