>Go to randompokemon.com >Generate 1 Pokemon, turning

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Anon, if I die as a result of this, my corpse will come to your house and strangle you in your sleep.

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>Murkrow

Could be worse, feathers aren't my thing though.

>>30737145
OH SHIT WAIT IT'S GENDERLESS

I've got to re-roll...

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Darumaka... well, at least it's kind of cute?

How do I pleasure a Donphan.

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HELL. YES.

>>30737220
In the trunk

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>>30737045
>Froakie

Could be worse. Would fatten and feel cute potbelly/10

>Archeops
How do I even a chicken dinosaur?

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>>30737145
>>30737204
Oh no, it's furry trash!

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>>30737045
Pumpkaboo, female.


I like it

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>>30737045
Dusknoir.
This could work out.

>Volbeat
>it's male only

Fug

>Snorlax
O-oh...

Baltoy
>I have no mouth but I must moan!

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>Alolan geodude

Great.

i got hariyama

fug

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>Mienshao

Nice.

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>mimikyu
Great considering I jerked it to mimikyu porn this morning.

>Mismagius
Welp. You could say this is great for my Hex Life.

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>>30737045
How does this work exactly?

>turning off ubers
why?

>>30737455
you wanna fuck a jellyfish?

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w-where do i... how does...
someone please save me

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Bellossom

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>Steenee

>Diancie
Reroll
>Cresselia
Reroll
>Crabominable
Fuck you, OP.

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>>30737045
I turned off Ubers, this still showed up.
Not that I mind

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>Vikavolt

Well, if I ever try to leave it I can rest easy knowing it'll never outrun me.

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>>30737045
>Tsundere bird
Sweet, I like Toucannon

Beartic?
No. NO!

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>The Pokemon is now your bro/sis for life.

cool

> It is also the opposite sex to you, and you must pleasure it regularly. If the Pokemon is genderless, reroll.
Oh it's one of these threads, pokefuckers ruin everything

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I got Lunala, then Kyogre Primal, then Groudon Primal one after the other. Then I got Mudsdale. I can accept this.

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eh not my first choice but ok

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....

Hoooly shit I actually opened this up and got Salazzle first try.

I am not sure how I feel. If I am to be honest my first reaction id horror. But perhaps, with time, it could turn to acceptance.

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>>30737045
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

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How do you pleasure a warm bird? Well at least it's got warmth going for it.

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>Doublade
>h-heh! At least i can reroll righ...

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>>30737374
same here

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>>30737045
Good thing I'm under the benevolent protection of Immunity Cat.

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>Typhlosion

>Get Nidoking
>It has to be the opposite gender
So, do I reroll, or am I gay now?

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>>30737045
I won the fucking lottery.

>>30737557
Whats wrong with Pokefucking? It's canon.

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>>30737045
>male arcanine
:)

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>Lickilicky

This would be bad if I wasn't a fatfag. Even so it's kind of ugly and really doesn't have a good body type. Top-tier tummy pillow, though.

>lickitung
FUCK

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>>30737676

>>30737045
>Gothita
Oh god why

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B-but I'm not a furry...

Jolly Tyranitar Mega

:v

>Pheromosa

I'm still gonna fuck it, screw your genderless rule

>>30737711
Luxray is sexy! SEXY!!!

>>30737716
> :v

Kill yourself.

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>Garchomp

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>sneasel
Pretty cute

>Snorunt

It can evolve, right?

>>30737775
No

:v

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>>30737045
>Salamence
Fuck yes.
First roll was Moltres

Lilligant

>>30737045
>weedle

h-how

>>30737913
You lucky son of a gun.

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Not bad.

>>30737913
I'm jealous

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I don't think I can handle this for life.

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>>30737045

>Rapidash

Good thing I'm an ex-horsefucker!

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Awright.

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>>30737243

I fucking hate you anon.

>Riolu
Shota Lucario is alright with me.

>>30738053
WOOOO WOOOO

>>30738012
I'll take Ludicolo and open the best cantina ever, you can have my shitty ice bara bear.

>Decidueye
well then.

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>>30737045

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How should I feel about this

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I've been blessed

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>>30737045
She will always be #1

>>30738291
>My Naughty Florges

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ARORA!

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>>30737045
>anorith
I don't exactly have a problem with that, but I wouldn't feel any pleasure myself. Not sexy at all. Armaldo on the other hand...

>>30738426
>Armaldo
I can't imagine anything that sounds like Armando appealing.

>>30737631
you got Beartic too..

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Do I win?

>>30738458
are you implying you wouldnt a Armaldo?

>Female Silvally
score

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>>30738458
It's not my first choice, but armaldo is definitely more fuckable than a anorith.

>>30737045
>Jynx
I think I can make this work out.

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how does one sex a dragonfly?

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>>30737045
Oh boy...

>ghost oricorio
yee

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How am I supposed to fug a fart machine

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>>30738545
Fight me m8

>>30737045
>golett
AAAAAAAAAAAY

>>30738554
I need feminine proof.

>>30738350
you're a whore

>>30738838
Gently?

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MUH

>>30739095
time for some tasteful donuts

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>>30737045
>Honedge
at least it can suck

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>>30737665
Truly we are blessed.

>>30739095
I'll give you my house.

Can I pleasure the Swinub by petting her?

>Female Spinda

No. Fuck this.

>Female Weepinbell
Oooooh yeah

>>30739395
>Fuck this.
That's the point

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guess it's better than the sassy xurkitree I rolled first

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um

Female Mega-Sharpedo...
How could be possible without gettin cut?

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>>30737045
>Female Gallade
What?

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>>30737045
could have some fun with this

>>30739395
>Short
>Cute
>Dances
>Ditzy
Literally perfect

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oh boy.

>>30739573
>Shocking Explosive Sex

>>30739538
>Stares into the abyss
Maybe it's a Gardevoir?

Tropius...

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I guess I could live with this

>>30737045
>Happiny
>basically a toddler
Haha, nope.

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could be worse

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Shit

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Neat.
I like this a lot.

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Isn't Jigglypuff like a foot tall?

>>30739768
Shit what? Your fucking a god.

>Liepard

You know what, that's actually pretty decent.

>>30739768
s u c c

>Kricketune


DEDEDEDELELELE WHOOOOOOP

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>>30737045
Scyther...

>>30737465
Yes

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No complaints here.

>Pangoro
Fuck y-

>It is also the opposite sex to you
Dropped

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You can't fuck a sunflower, and even if you could I'm not sure I'd want to anyway.

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>>30739892
Depends on the sunflower.

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NO

HUGS NOT FUGS

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>mfw ferroseed

>>30739917
You can shove it in your bag.
cockvore is a thing you know

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>>30739892
>You can't fuck a sunflower

>Lucario
I mean OK but I much prefer QUADrupeds

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>Drapion
I feel like it would split me apart, but I'd still try.

>>30739940
>any vore

That's a level of degeneracy that even I cant handle

>>30739892
>can't fuck
>has a mouth
You're objectively wrong

>>30739999
noice

>Decidueye

Fuck that. I broke up with my last ex because she told me she was owl-kin.

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>>30739999
B-but how?!

>>30739999
checked

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>>30739999

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Did I luck out, guys?

>>30740113
If you're only into mouth stuff, sure.

>>30740113
Do not fist android girls

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>>30739999

>>30740113
Those gears will rip your dick off.

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I'll take it

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>>30739999
N-NANI?!

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>>30737045

> prepares anus
> my fartbox is ready

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Espeon happens to be my favorite Pokemon too.

Not sure how to feel.

>barboach
literal dicksleeve

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Hell yea boi

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Cute <3

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Yee

>Charjabug
How the fuck do I pleasure a batery

>>30738037
>Genderless
You have to reroll :^)

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>>30737638
DON'T FUCK MY FAV PLEASE.
I WANNA DO THAT.

>>30737045
>Bayleaf
Well, at least we can get exotic with vine tentacles.

>>30737613
>fuck.gif
that's the idea, yeah.

>morelulz
how does this work, exactly?

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>>30737045
>Cloyster
>female
i don't know if i'm ok with this

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Yeah, sure.

>>30737045
>Hitmonlee
How do I pleasure a potato with legs.

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>>30737045
is cool, on my main team anyways

>>30737045
>A rabbit
Sweet!

>Diggersby

Darnit, I'm not even into chubbies... can I at least have the shiny version?

>Tsareena

I can't make this shit up

>>30740723
Eat him

>>30740153
is this loss
that takes me down a trip on memory lane

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>>30740723

>>30740796
dumb footfag

>>30737045
Not exactly into lizards, but Salazzle ain't bad.

>>30740777
>a trip
>777

>>30740820
What else can you do with a hitmonlee? No mouth.

>>30737536
Cresselia isn't Uber and is 100% female. You could've stopped there.

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Do you like apes?

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>>30737045
>tfw female mr. mime
fuck you OP
I wanted a Lopunny

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>Weavile
I just hit the jackpot

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I feel like this is probably someone's fetish. Too bad it's not mine.

Also
>opposite sex to you
What a fucking normie

>>30737045
>I have to stick my dick in a shellder
could be worse i guess, but...

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>>30737045
I am 100% ok with this

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Good fucking damn it.

>>30737045
>Florges
could be worse

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>>30737045

Honestly...not sure i'm ok with fugging this thing. But I bet it would feel amazing.

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>>30737045
Oh no...

>>30737045
>Tyrogue

does that mean it's a female tyrogue?

>>30737045
Delibird and i shall deliver gifts for Christmas

>>30741556
Ye

>>30741663
the boundless possibilities.

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>Tentacool

>not into tentacle girls

>>30739793
And your dick its like 2 inches at max, it works ok

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This is fine

>>30737349
>Those crystals
they say both lacerations and electric shocks can be erotic in some cases

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>>30739999

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>Shinx

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>>30739999

>>30737045
>Bewear
i am DEAD

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Shit, it's been nice knowing you guys

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>tfw it's male
Help

>>30738774
is your dick long enough to truly pleasure it, anon? you gotta go deep down in there

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WHY

>>30737045
>Shedinja
Is that supposed to be the hole?

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It's perfect

Bewear. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm going to fucking die!

>>30737045
>Kirlia
Well shit

He's been my bro since gen 2

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>>30743152

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Could have been a lot worse.

Also I guess there's multiple places for dicking.

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Toasty. But how would it work with a male...?

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>>30743256

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Natures tell a story.

BOLD. [Le lenny face]

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how and why

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I don't know how to feel about this

>>30737045
Trapinch

It's over

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Got Zygarde. Re-rolled and..

MEGA Sharpedo? Jesus fuck.

>>30737045
What Pokemon is this?

>>30743446
Chimecho

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>roll
>get pic related
>I'm a grill
what do
>>30743446
Agumon

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WOO, FEMALE CONKELDURR

>>30743460
I thought so too but for some reason I remember it having red circle cheeks instead of those red squiggles. Weird. Maybe because Chingling has mouth circles.

>>30743489

>what do

Have fun.

Tsareena

I win

>>30737045
>get a Steene

I guess when it evolves my dick will be in heaven?

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>>30737045
K.
>>30737971
Same.
>>30743113
Same.

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>Bold Gliscor

I can definitely live with this.

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>Bashful Clauncer

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OP I'm gonna say go fuck yourself and just roll with this Pokémon being my new bro and we don't fuck

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>docile
this is ok

>mega swampert
i-i'm okay with this

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>>30737045

Samurott

Yeah boi

>Ralts
C-can I evolve her

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At least I'll know what a breast feels like

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>>30737045
>Burmy-Trash
What the fuck do I do with this?

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Well...this is going to be interesting

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>>30742396
Pre-lubed

I got Rhydon (Hardy); I guess I have no choice but to Horn Drill.

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Fuck yes.
I'd prefer if she was male though

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>slowpoke
so do I have to wait an hour to know it got satisfied after it's regular session or what?
I guess is as good as an onahole then

>>30737045
>Female Whirlipede
Where do I even fuck her to begin with? I mean can I evolve the pokemon I got?

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I'm... somewhat okay with this.

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at least i got some titty

>>30737045
>randompokemon.com

FUCK I got Timid Shaymin in its first form

re-rolls....

a Shellder.

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Cool, I have to suck a 3 foot windy dragon dick and then I can't even take it anywhere without getting bitched at my smogon babies.

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I'll make it work.

>>30743345
You go fuck yourself

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>>30737045
>tfw I actually hate ants

>>30745046
">Generate 1 Pokemon, turning off Ubers"

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lel has to be to come to me

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>>30737045
I
FUCKING
LOVE
MUDKIPZ

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>>30745209
>Mega Fug
>Uber

>Servine

Not bad...

>>30737045
>Ralts
O-oh

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Okay

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This is fine.

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This is excellent

>>30739841
rip cock

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what do?

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nice

>Kingler

How does one pleasure a male crab anyhow??????? Wow just writing that down felt wrong

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>Aegislash

>Kakuna
Damn, I'm not into kuudere

Meowstic

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do clams even have genitals, how am i supposed to pleasure this without a dick

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>>30737045
b-but I'm not into loli

>http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/730.gif
>Primarina
I guess I lucked out?
To be honest, I would've preferred something with legs. Even Brionne would've been better.

Image limit reached so posting the link instead.

>>30737045
>Magcargo
>Pleasure this moving puddle of actual lava
But how?

>solosis
what do

>>30737045
>popplio
but how does one fuck an otter

>>30748045
Most clams are hermaphrodites as adults, and they reproduce by spawning - that is, the female releases a cloud of eggs, and the male bukkakes the shit out of them.

>>30737562
>"turning off Ubers"

>>30737045
>image limit reached
postimg dot org/image/jjgdz0s83/
Posting a link because I find it funny it was my first roll

>>30737045
First roll Chansey.

...

Eh, could be worse.

>Mismagius
Hell yeah

HUNTAIL

...

I'm going to die

>>30737045
>liepard
eh could be worse