Here we visit champ's battles and try our best to drive him/her or his/her opponent into suicide.
Suicide Hotline: dogars.org
Current Sudoku Specialist: !PdHTzk.JGU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495454128
>name field
>>30725553
fuck you, its always been that way
stupid neoderp
>>30725571
good joke!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495458980
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495463038
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495466260
new team. memes must be ebin
Passimian
me or free pick named taylor swift LOL
strong barbe (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Power Whip
- Explosion
- Poison Jab
sleepy snek
stunfisk shiny
Specs Rotom W
mega absol
Pokemon that reminds you of your mom or Tsureena named Dom Mom
>>30725981
name this "spicy's cute wife" too
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495478246
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495483240
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495490742
>huezilians
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495493668
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495495970
new chimp
me or quiver dance pheromosa
popplio named taylor
magikarp
bronzong
kartana
fat rocket bamboo cutter waifu
modest with ass vest
pillow princess
ice bird
anime
he got me good
>>30726636
>>30726642
literally two wine openers
>>30726674
kek
>>30726674
pranked bro
>>30726644
what is this?
>>30726674
impeach
>>30726707
http://dogars.org/set/600
>>30726707
hmm I wonder if it might be the dogars set named "pillow princess"....
>>30726724
>>30726733
my bad, searched with the space (which was in the suggestion) and got nothing
thanks
>>30726747
>not trying to search for "pillow" or meloetta
>>30726772
why would he search meloetta
the mon isn't specified in the post
searching for "pillow" is the right idea though
>not being such a lazy cunt that you naturally just search the first few letters
>>30726790
i assumed he knew the meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495510726
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495515532
who is responsible for this
http://pokemonshowdown.com/users/showderpon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495527674
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495535498
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495543018
im surprised zarel had the foresight to block this shit
assvest cosmog named kanye west
>>30727734
Dumb nigger
>>30727775
new champ
Buzzwole named Spot me skeeter
Holding leftovers
Toxapex @ Assault Vest
Ability: Merciless
- Poison Jab
- Liquidation
- Return
- Facade
donnel popplio named taylor
I'm 5 dogs! (Zygarde) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Thousand Waves
- Thousand Arrows
- Rest
add the other evs
sd empoleon
Crabominable @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Crabhammer
- Ice Hammer
- Close Combat
- Earthquake
>>30727734
deserved
your favorite genie
>>30727734
he also blocked subbing in Cyrillic letters, but you can still say "nigger" using fullwidth unicode characters
free pick
dinky
>>30727800
fucking kek
>>30727790
>lucina
>tits
lmao
Use pyukumuku for maximum lulz
>>30727818
end yourself
>>30727833
>Flatter than her male ancestor
No u
>>30727855
you dont have to have tits to be a good waifu
>>30727874
t. flatchest mcboardtits
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495557724
>>30727923
slut
look how much he enjoys it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495564449
>>30728047
borb
>>30727890
Miku is the most popular waifu, and she doesn't have big tiddies.
>>30728086
>Normie weebs have shit taste
Who would've though?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495567699
>>30728094
>likes titty monsters
>accuses others of being "normie"
>>30728130
>If you don't like men you like titty monsters
(You)
>>30728188
>needs to purchase the book "Identifying Men" by jeweler's loupe beard guy
>>30728183
>>30728235
Liking men with vaginas and long hair won't make you less homo, anon. It's not my fault that drawings don't follow real life rules, but the body traits are still associateed with real life's.
>>30728301
little girls don't have tits, so according to you they are men... apparently humans are like fish, starting out one sex, then turning into the other
>>30728336
>using little girls as a parameter
You're making it worse, and it's not about the chest only, it's about other manly features that are ignored on animations, as i said, animations and real life work diferently, but it's inevitable that some people associate one with another.
It is generally accepted by evolutionary biologists that the breasts evolved to resemble the shape of a well-rounded butt.
You are preoccupied with chest-butt because your ancestors were too stupid to find the real one.
>>30728336
Only some fish are like that, and that's a derived trait.
>>30728390
please explain all the "manly features" that little girls have
is this why you can't tell waves from arrows
>>30728567
Stop avatarfagging you obnoxious faggot.
>>30728395
So has evolutionary biology actually figured out why people like butts?
>>30728784
Then get banned by the mods retard.
>>30728775
not really, but it doesn't originate with people
monkeys also like butts, so we get it from them
Got em
>>30728809
MODS = GODS
champ btfo
>>30728809
>mods will ban someone avatarfagging but not the consistent porn threads that happen each weekend
>the city of champ
champ is banned and therefore cannot fulfill his husbandly duties
new champ
Can I champ since he got banned?
Chimp is blimp (Drifblim) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 156 Atk / 252 SpA / 100 Spe
Rash Nature
- Endure
- Acrobatics
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt
>>30729039
(you)
xatu
CRABBIT
Screamo (Meloetta) @ Metronome
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Echoed Voice
-
-
-
>>30729043
BUZZWOLE
SPOT ME SKEETER
MAX ATTACK, CHOICE BAND
golisopod named gundam
xd
Specs Keldeo
>>30729043
snips
>>30729054
Crabbit (Guzzlord) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Stomping Tantrum
- Gyro Ball
HOW TO USE CRABBIT
>gyro ball until you need to rest
>rest and sleep talk
>pray for failed move then stoping tantrum next sleep talk
excuse me, I am a legal scholar and I must protest
there is no precedent for impeaching champ just because he's banned from 4cuck
>>30729105
suck my penis
>>30729118
this desu
>>30729104
sleep talk doesnt fail if the move it's using is out of pp
av pyukumuku
assault vest cosmoem
volcarona
chimp is still champing you retards
>>30729105
Precedent has to be established at some point.
>>30729105
t. ulcer
ALSO MEGA BLASTOISE
good goyim
>>30729104
the fug
>>30729122
>ban evasion
Have fun getting banned again cancerous redditor
>>30729122
Nikita Khrushchev (Pyukumuku) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Toxic
- Soak
- Substitute
>>30729175
rip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495618389
real champ here
should i be afraid?
>>30729206
I'm not sure you're the real champ. What size boob do you like?
>>30729206
Impeach this Jay nigger newfag redditshitter
>>30729224
>evading bans
>>30729250
>implying i was ever banned
>>30729350
Fuck off already
>>30729398
Nay thou mudst fuck off, for thou dost support a pretender and a knave!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495628368
don't fuck with this skeeter
>>30729350
fire emblem is shit and your waifu is shittiermiriel was way better
>bread split between a newfag and an avitarfag
>>30729438i respect your opinion, miriel is p cute too. have a nice day anon
>>30729453
>sharing fan art is avatarfagging
wew
>>30729465
avatarfags who pretend they aren't avatarfags are the worst desu fampai
And clearly, the janny disagrees with you
>>30729453
>i'm a newfag
>i've champed before
>I've been around since 2013
pic one.
>>30729465
>>30729480
>dicksucking mods when it's convenient for you
*smug anime girl*
>>30729501
I don't care about mods, I just can't stand avatarfags
Also, if you're 'just posting fanart' then continue
Surely it's fine
Here's the anime you requested
>>30729501
No anime allowed
>>30729546
>be jermo
>love loli
>hate 2d
>>30729553
Thats a wonky ass nose my dude
>>30729583
i agree
have some cute fan art
what does z power trick do?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495635019
>>30729625
it tricks but Z
>>30729591
Rettie more like gay lmao
>>30729613
>Lucina and Meta Knight
Disgusting, Borb's only love is the blade he carries
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495636508
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES, HERE, CHAMPS.
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG
>>30729640
borb is not for love only cuddle
>>30729664
dumb mgr poster
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495639261
>>30729744
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495640385
you were banned, evaded, and impeached. you have three pokemon with AV. just stop.
Can we have a champ vs champ match?
Jay vs spicy I mean
Who our actual champ?
>>30729819
spicy, since she hasn't broken any rules
>>30729819
spicy
>>30729789
>banned
false
>evaded
false
>>30729789
>impeached
false
>three AV
also false, i only have two, nice counting skills
>>30729814
im down
>>30729819
me
>>30729850
fine
after this match we'll fight.
>>30729819
the one who didn't get their posts deleted for avatarfagging.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495643922
>>30729869
>>30729850
> a fight between champs
Epic like my chinese cartoons
showdown is laggy tonight
>>30729957
it really is
>>30729953
should we use real teams, our current champ teams, or new suggestions?
>>30729979
it's current champ team
>>30729979
historically, champs would use their current champ teams but im up for whatever
>>30729979
I don't think real teams should be a thing on showderp, maybe new suggestions?
>>30729979
Current
CHIMP MATCH
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495651538
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495651538
h-haha
>>30729979
>should we use real teams, our current champ teams, or new suggestions?
>>i'm a newfag
>>i've champed before
>>I've been around since 2013
>pic one.
i pic all
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495656973
I am the champ now
>>30730203
never got to see a chimp battle.
GG my dude you may have impeached on shit basis and may be a huge faggot but you won that fair and square have fun and good luck!
>>30730292
>>30730297
eat shit spicy
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-495656881
Top lel sweeps
>>30730396
are you in the right thread
new champ by the way
Me or one of the Tapus named Top [thing that sounds like the second half of the name]
shiny sneasel
Crabbit
stunfisk resto chesto
something named gay the queero
puppa roach
donnel dratini
specs pheromosa
>>30730596
>picks fight and starts sperg war for some retarded reason
>chimps one match
>"NEW CHAMP"
I hope your asshole grows tastebuds
GASTON
>>30730624
>>30730633
Neither of these are on Dogars, lads. What are they?
If you say Rhyperior, I will post a meme so furious that I develop a hernia
>>30730673
rhyperior
>>30730673
just skip
>>30730673
Specs rhyperior
>>30730673
puppa roach is z-last resort eevee, crabbit is higher up in the thread, a guzzlord set
CITIZEN SNIPS
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495672176
This team is cute! CUTE!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495678587
Im gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495686181
Oh, this looks F U N
>>30731048
Good use of E-Speed champ
>tfw you make an actually good set but you don't know if champ deserves it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495699102
tfw Guzzlord is complete and total dogshit
>>30725519
Need help with that hanging?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495704762
This it keeps tumbling down
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495709841
I refuse to lose
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495716540
Okay, I will be frank. I am about to be completely tossed in humiliating fashion
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495718843
Maybe if I assume I'll lose, I will win
New teamu
CRABBIT because the worst champs deserve the worst pokemon
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK(Snubbull) @ Eviolite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Earthquake
- Play Rough
- Thief
expert belt tapu lele with STAB hidden power and three other non-STAB attacks
bush baby or whimsicott
Dragonite @ BrightPowder
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Hurricane
- Thunder
- Blizzard
heart swap magearna
Tapu Fini with Misty Seed.
krabby
tauros
GET A LOAD OF THIS
me or
HE A GOOD BOI' (Scrafty) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 8 HP / 228 Atk / 136 Def / 136 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Thief
- Foul Play
- Outrage
- Snatch
or
dude FUCK toxapex (Nihilego) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 244 HP / 36 SpA / 228 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sandstorm
- Acid Spray
- Charge Beam
- Thunderbolt
or
MUST - GO - SLOWER (Ferrothorn) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 12 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Knock Off
- Power Whip
- Curse
Spicy meatball
Braviary (M) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Defiant
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Roost /Bulk Up
- Frustration
- Brave Bird
- Superpower
FEED ME CLITS
>>30732558
My true love gave to me
>>30732564
>>30732565
>>30732566
>>30732567
>>30732568
>>30732569
6 memeing mons
>>30732566
>>30732564
>>30732568
literally half the team is the same
FUCK YOU
>>30732564 not even the worst ultra beast
>>30732565 cute doggeh
>>30732566 wtf is this lamo
>>30732567 comfy
>>30732568 i literally like this set
>>30732569 anti-sweep gears
6.5/10 quite a good team
>>30732635
>not even the worst ultra beast
worst set though
>>30732619
Dragonite's an entirely new build
>>30732619
Ah, fuck you leatherman
>>30732619
gotta post faster mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
>>30732672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRCruMyIzmc
>>30732635
What is the worst ultra beast? Buzzwole?
>>30732710
>buzzwole
>bad
it's roach
>>30732692
Comfy.
>>30732710
Rhyperior.
>>30732672
so many poopsockers ITT, and their suggests all blow
showderp would be better if only odd-digit suggestions counted or something
>>30732733
Then you'd bitch when none of your posts were odd-digits and ask for even-digit suggestions and then when that didn't work out you'd beg for dubs and when that didn't owrk out you'd say trip-users only and when that didn't work out you'd cycle back to just asking for first six
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495729452
Real talk, didn't even see Crabbit before battle started, fixing now
>>30732733
Although I have to acknowledge your nice dubs I do have to say this.
>showderp
>ever being good.
It's about about being good, its about dank memes and watching the designated monkey on a chain do something with the peanuts we throw at it. Good champs can make use of anything, or at least make things entertaining if the set truly is pure meme.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495731835
I fucking hate Crabbit
>>30732815
Where did I say showderp is about being good? Taking odd-numbered suggestions wouldn't make the teams any better per-se, just less repetitive. We wouldn't have the most obsessive autismus maximus getting to put the same unfunny mon on literally every team.
>>30732846
>I fucking hate Crabbit
>>30732910
>dead hours arrives
>takes 5 minutes to suggest a team because only half of them count
>autistic spammer gets his set on 50% of teams anyway
what a plan
>>30732910
that could potentially work, but things never change here (or 4chan in general) for better or for worse
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495736928
Delete Crabbit
>>30732910
Shh.
Enjoy the ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uN-UUeh-yA
>>30732999
good trips of bittersweet reality.
>>30732979
that would never happen
even in dead hours it doesn't take more than about 1 minute to get a team
getting suggestions is never the bottleneck for time
as for autist still making it onto 50% of teams, have you ever heard the expression "The perfect is the enemy of the good?"
>>30733074
have you ever heard the expression "my dick is the enemy of your mom"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495741485
I want Crabbit to die
>>30733124
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
T
F
O
why was the wiki closed
>>30733169
why do you care about the wiki
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495746134
She has the tree
>>30733169
There was a wiki?
>>30733207
>>30733339
i dont i was just checking the funbro page and it was dead
>>30733419
Don't you know?Funbro is kill
Must touch pepis, new champe
GET A LOAD OF THIS
My mom's potato (Pyukumuku) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 108 Def / 148 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Swagger
- Baton Pass
- Recover
- Psych Up
Specs Female Machamp with metronome only
assault horse
i can champ too but uhhhhhhh no bullying
psychium z synchronoise vaporeon
252+ SpA Vaporeon Shattered Psyche (190 BP) vs. 232 HP / 4 SpD Venusaur-Mega: 344-406 (95.8 - 113%) -- 75% chance to OHKO
Palossand
Beartic with Z-Rain.
Roach Waifu or Mastermite
CRABominableif odds
CRABBIT____,if evens
victini
a guzzlord that isn't gimmicky garbage
It's roll a silvally type time !
donnel nincada
Z-Power Split water spider
Z-Power Split does +1 Speed
Max Speed and +1 should outspeed about max speed bst 85 mons
special pheromosa named anzujaamu
crabbit but without gyro ball (yes that means u can put w/e move u want there)
special tauros
>>30733663
yeahnot in ag :^)
>>30733794
Put a little effort in memery.
>>30733797
Not how it works bub.
First to post with a trip or says "Me" gets to be champ, 1st 6 mons after that post are the peps.
New champ
>>30733849
hellfrog
funbro
>>30733853
>>30733862
These guys
>>30729104
This is a fucking garbage set
Sleep Talk doesnt fail, it's Rest that fails. And yet the same fag that thinks he's so clever keeps suggesting a shitmon
>>30733829
you have insulted me. never reply to me or my posts ever again
Porygon-Z-Conversion
>>30733828
>>30733794
>>30733776
D A M A G E D
>>30733849
Not how it works mate.
Once a champ has been stated with a trip, only that champ can call for a new team/champ.
The overlay is that if champ is bad we can call for new champ in Showdown.
>>30733886
Pic related
>>30733888
Good trips.
>>30733932
Fuck off you brain dead newfag.
Guys I think I unironically made a good set, should I post it?
>>30733932
new champ
>>30733975
is it crabbit?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495763979
>>30733958
>>30733979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrWj0WiaP3I&t=4s
>>30733975
yes post it, we love new memes here
>>30733981
No you fuck
>>30734039
Well alright
Cock a doodle die (Tapu Koko) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Electric Surge
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Mirror Move
- Brave Bird
- Wild Charge
- Roost
New champ
>>30734064
already been done a billion and a half times
>>30734074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDUaqAljX8
>>30734084
Eh, I guess it was bound to happen, but why isn't it in the database?
me champ
Impeaching all this cancer, I'm champ forreal
I'm apparently shadowbanned
I'll try changing alts after this batt
>>30734201
This isn't me, I'm just quiet not banned.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-495770939
Impeaching because champ is banned, give team
>>30734272
Call it in Showdown not thread.
Thread is currently under assault by someone who has winter break :3
???????
what are my options for getting unmuted
this is hella gay
>>30734345
message the mods and call them shitty fucking niggers
>>30734345
turn the proxy off, log off, refresh page and log back in
>>30734345
talk to mods.
Call them Argentinians.
:^)