ITT: We claim our shouldermons and let other people make assumptions about us
>>30711333
You want to believe
Nice trips by the way
>>30711333
>>30711363
you're both gay
>>30711363
Umm, maybe you like the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series?
>>30711363
I suppose I do. Thanks.
You're a bit lonely, aren't you?
>>30711333
Probably the bookish type.
>>30711408
I've only ever played the first one actually
>>30711414
I've never been so correctly pinned down like this before but you got me man
>>30711420
Ironically, I'm more of an visual and practical type.
>>30711333
You like the abortion that is Gen 5 and should be shot. That seriously doesn't even look like a Pokemon.
>>30711420
Let me guess, you see ghosts?
>>30711420
You feel dead inside?
>>30711448
t. waifufag
One is the shoulder-bro, other is my full team legendary
>softboiled in case i get hungry
>aromatherapy if i feel bad physically
>her if i feel bad emotionally
top this
>>30711452
>>30711461
>Not having your own ghost buddy
fucking muggles
>>30711420
How do you feel about Autumn/Winter months?
>>30711444
Trips again, damn.
>>30711333
You're open minded
>>30711363
You're lonesome at times
>>30711408
You like cutesy things
>>30711420
You miss someone
>>30711452
You're lazy
>>30711461
You've got a big personality
>>30711469
You're a girl
>>30711490
You're trying too hard
>>30711490
A girl with lots of plushies who lost her Dad in Iraq when she was 10
Always and forever.I don't have the heart to tell him he's not gonna be a Fairy type. ;_;
>>30711333
Its a little heavy at 44 pounds but it does levitate so I don't know how that might factor in.
Does a scarfmon count?
>>30711333
>Breloom
>>30711522
M'urkrow
>>30711528
Gay?
>>30711516
You're a pretty chill but opinionated person
>>30711448
shut the fuck up you goddamn faggot. why do you feel the need to carry your shitty genwar baggage everywhere?
>>30711452
You like pets that don't require a lot of maintenance?
I could always use an extra hand around the house
>>30711580
>lefties
>not poison healing
immersion broken
The perfect shouldermon.
>>30711452
You're complacent having only achieved very little so far.
>>30711461
You value beauty above most things?
>>30711630
>MacDonald's
>Not poison
claimed
>>30711642
you want to harvest slowpoke tails
>>30711654
>getting triggered over an entire gen because of two out of 156 pokemon
>>30711654
not him but seriously you should get off this board and shitpost on /b/ or something
claimed
>>30711707
>>30711654
take it easy guys
>smallest member of my team tied with Marowak
I guess ill pick the one thats not 30kg
>>30711630
I think the joke is McDonald's is poison
gotta go with my boy
>>30711690
You committed genocide 3000 years ago
>>30711744
but I am
and I think /b/ would suit him desu
>>30711761
Living on the edge.
>>30711522
A faggot who believes in Wicca
>>30711654
>Gen V almost killed the franchise
>Not the sluggish D/P games, which shitty new roster and mon selection, and nightmarish paced region
>Not the poorly executed Wii game
>Not the horrendously watered down remakes.
The damage was already done.
>>30711709
You've watched that movie too many times
>>30711761
You always come back to Kanto (and liked X&Y)
My squishy cucumber boy.
>>30711829
Are you sad Mawile didn't get an Alolan form based on a carnivorous plant?
>>30711811
>He doesn't believe in wicca
>>30711897
Mawile is perfect as it is.
>>30711897
No, although considering it's a Hoenn mon I expected it and aron to show up alongside sableye considering Hoenn is meant to be a tropical region.
>>30711811
A beach bum
Strongest and cutest shouldermon ever
>>30711333
Best shouldermon reporting for duty
just fuck my shit up
>>30712149
This thing is too fucking cute, really underrated.
>Petit Cup will never comeback
>Won't be able to slap shit with it
aww
>>30712149
Your hands are frequently cold.
Emolga
>>30712652
You're kind who would hold a grudge towards someone who shittalks about your friend.
Macho Man is best bird
Meinfoo is a total shoulderbro
Claiming best foxe
hope its feet arent stabby
Gible da bes.
Best shrimp is true shrimp
>>30712181
You're a big guy, for me
>>30713697
Your taste is fucking fantastic
>>30713707
Your life depends on scaring people
best fireboi
>>30711978
Ash
Also wouldn't mind Porygon.
Creepy yet cute at the same time.
>>30711522
A guy who prefers to be alone but really wants friends
everstone 4 lyfe
Claiming best shoulderbug
>mimikyu was posted
Fug
Claiming omanyte, cutest shit ever.
>>30713707
You might not make it.
>>30713844
You typically like shitmons.
>>30714907
You like robots and want something easy to care for.
>>30714940
Phenomenal taste. You like qt bugs and taking risks.
>>30714963
>evolves ONLY with particular item you don't get until post game in most cases
>using an everstone to prevent evolving
>>30712229
Why won't petite cup come back? I never got to play it...
He floats next to me
Time to let total strangers judge me for my taste in fictional monsters.
Squishy but fun
One of my favs this gen
>>30715401
you seem like you would have a giant anal fetish or scat fetish
This little guy right here.