>he calls himself a fan of bug types but he's too afraid

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>>30661287
>he's a fan of fire types but he's too afraid to sear himself with a blowtorch

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>tfw too intelligent to use bug types

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>>30661287
>he says hes a fairy fanatic but wont let me blow him while wearing a cute dress

>>30661287
I'd fug lots of bug pokemon but real bugs are gross.

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>>30661287
>he's a fan of water types but he won't jump in shark infested water

>he calls himself a fan of poison types but he isn't taking doses of poisons in increasing dosages over a period of decades

>>30661287
Go masturbate to a spider, Bogleech.

>>30661287
I never use bug Pokemon because thinking about a 3 foot tall insect makes me want to puke

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>>30661287
>He's a fan of ghost types, but he's too afraid to kill himself.

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>>30661287
>He calls himself a fan of electric types but he's too afraid to stick his dick in an electrical outlet

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>>30661287
>he calls himself a fan of dark types but he only listens to Linkin Park 7 times a day

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>>30661287
>implying

>>30661830
What even is that?

>>30661534
Ledian is your new favorite pokemon.

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>>30661287
>he calls himself a fan of ice types but he's too afraid to go out for a run in mid-December while butt nude.

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>>30661858
An Amblypygi, it's a weird arachnid that isn't a spider. One of my favorite invertebrates.

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>he calls himself a fan of ice types but doesn't sit in a freezer for 3 hours a day

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>he's a fan of Arceus but doesn't believe in G-d

>>30661953
I love it. Arachnids are just straight up awesome and cute

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>>30661287
He calls himself a fan of dragon types but he's too afraid to shove a dragon dildo up his ass

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>tfw too intelligent to believe in Ghost types

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>>30661287
He's a fan of Dragon-types, but would never get anywhere near crocodile-infested swamps.

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>says he's a fan of flying types
>won't jump off a cliff

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>>30661984
They are hard to find, though. Had a pretty rough time finding that little fella.

Here, have a crab spider, since you like arachnids. Sorry the pic isn't that great but I'm shit with this camera.

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>He's a fan of normal types but doesn't have a gf

>>30662083
fucking DELETE THIS

>>30662044
comparing a crocodile to a bug is a little stupid, OP.

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>he's a fan of normal types but he can't be normal because he's too autistic

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>He calls himself a fan of grass types but he doesn't live in the boreal forest with only the most primitive tools in total harmony with nature

>>30661953
Just call it a whip spider, man.

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>>30661287
>Self proclaimed Flying-type fanatic.
>Won't jump off a plane irl.

>>30662127
They don't have a common name where I live. It's good to know, though. Thanks.

>>30662081
Pretty sure that's like a leaked Gen 8 Pokemon right there

>>30662150
Also known as cave spider, or talless whip scorpion

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>calls himself a fan of steel types yet he wont pull the trigger

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>>30661287
>hes a fan of ground types

I can't really think of one

>>30662227
oh man I just realized, we need to get an alolan edit of this

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>>30662158

>>30661953
One of these was in Harry Potter. I thought it was some stupid made up wizard bug, not a real animal.

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>He calls himself a fan of steel types but he wont stick his dick in the blender

>>30662083
Underrated

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>>30662227
>he calls himself a fan of ground types but he won't bury himself alive

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>>30662083

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>calls himself a psychic type fan but has never given money to me

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>he says he is a dark and steel type fan but wont cut himself and listen to pierce the veil

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>>30662083

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>>30661287
>Calls himself an electric type fan but won't sit in the chair

>>30662519
>Pierce the Veil
>Not Fairy
Nigga, what the fuck?

>Hes a fan of fire and ice types
>hates water types

what's funny is i know someone IRL whos like this

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>calls himself a normal type fan but he is a nigger

>he uses ice types but wouldn't lick a flagpole in winter

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>>30662083

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>>30661287
>Calls himself and electric type fan but wont stick a fork in the socket

>HE CALLS HIMSELF A GRASS USER BUT DOESN'T #BLAZEIT 24/7

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>he calls himself a fighting fan but he eats bread

>>30662617
Srry i am gay i know emo bands are shitty so i picked the gayest i knew

white people shouldnt use dark types

>>30661287
I do if they're incapable of or unlikely to bite.

>>30662935
black people shouldn't use normal types

>>30661981
The story of my life

>>30661287
i wanna touch bugs irl
i wanna fuck a moth
am i a real bug type fan now

>he calls himself a fan of poison types but doesn't live in michigan

>>30663319
ayy

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>he calls himself a fan of rock types but he's too afraid to blast asking Alexandria in public

>>30663319
>he calls himself a fan of poison types but doesn't live in India

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>he calls himself a fan of ground types but wont bury himself for fun

>he calls himself a fan of water types but hasn't found Atlantis

>>30661287

I worked with bugs during my senior research project so I'm cool with most of them (not house centipedes though FUCK those guys)

I generally like bug types because I have a lifelong vendetta against Psychic shitters dating back to Gen 1.

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>>30662227
>He calls himself a fan of ground types but he won't go spelunking

>>30663632
>rock types
>asking alexandria
I fail to see the connection.

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I punched a wasp on the bus in elementary school.

My friends thought I was pretty badass. I spent most of my childhood playing with bugs, destroying ant colonies, and wacking wasp nests. Many bites were had, 10/10 would do again.

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>>30662129
>calls himself a steel type fan
>chooses not to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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>he calls himself a fan of fighting types but runs away screaming at the first sign of conflict

>>30661461
What if they made weird bug noises and had hard skin?

I like Steel types, but I'm not a welder. I like Ghosts too, but haven't killed myself. What's your point, OP?

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>>30662083
>he's a Normal-type Trial Captain but is gay

>>30661531

it wouldn't do anything because poison only works if it's injected. you're thinking of venom

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>he calls himself a fan of fighting types but he's too afraid to sucker punch a nigger in front of his gang

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>>30664090

>>30664090
>fighting type
>using a dark move on dark types

?

>>30662227
>Calls himself a Ground-type specialist
>Parents still let him use the computer to shitpost

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>>30663632

>Asking Alexandria

>He calls himself an Electric-type fan but doesn't know Air Slash

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>he calls himself a fan of fairy-types but is too afraid to step into a fairy ring and lose his goddamn mind

>he calls himself a fan of Psychic-types but didn't see these digits coming

>>30664069
Got that backwards, Anon. Poison is ingested. Venom is injected.

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>>30662243
>>30662227
Close enough

>>30665001

You really are a Psychic fan. Is your main Slowpoke?

>>30665001
Neither did you. :^)

>>30664964
I see what you did there

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>>30665033
You must be a fan of Dark-types because you're a fucking thief you smelly cunt

>>30665066

Look who's talking.

>>30661436
I'd let anything blow me

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>>30664949
>Nujabes

>>30666343
>rock
?

>>30666415
sorry, i'm new to this meme

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>>30661953
Would you an Amblypygi?

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>>30661287
>he calls himself of a fan of rock types but won't shove pebbles into his urethra

>>30661287
Hello, please kill yourself for using anything rebuild related, thank you.

>he calls himself a fan of Dragon-types but has never glued wings on his lizard and tried to have sex with it

>>30666527
Multiple legs > multiple arms
But yes.

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>he calls himself a fan of psychic types but can't predict when he'll get doubles

>>30662122
I would if I could, my friend. Cernunnos guide you.

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>he calls himself a ground type fan but isn't a dwarf

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>>30662083
>He calls himself a fan of normal types
>he browses /vp/

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>>30666565
is there more to this pic

>>30662227
>he calls himself a fan of ground types yet he isnt underground

haha kill me

This thread is kek.

>>30661436
Sure, i'll let you blow me while you wear a cute dress.

>He calls himself a fan of ghost types but doesn't want to kill himself