>Takes directs hits from pokemons in order to study them >Bares

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>>30653201
>pokemons

GF's too lazy to make up a battle damage texture. In reality he would probably be very physically worn out more often than not.

>>30653201
He's alternate dimension Saitama

>>30653201
>pokemons
Didn't know my parents were on 4chan

Humans are Pokemon

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all the scarring is around his anus

He's that strong.

He has his friend The Masked Royal actually take the hits for him while he studies the damage.

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YOU CAN'T HURT ME ROCKRUFF

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it's an ancient Alolan secret

How can Pokemon instantly recover from burns/poisoning/electrocution/etc. after five seconds in a Pokemon Center machine? He probably just crams himself into the Pokemon Center machine as part of his nightly ritual.

>>30653201
Pokemon Centers can do that for pokemon, modern medicine in the pokemon series is probably pretty damn advanced.

It runs in the family. His son can get hit by thunderbolts and flamethrowers, and walk them off like they were nothing, too.

>>30657320
His...son?

>>30657320
>thunderbolts
>flamethrowers
I can see the retarded headcanon approaching over the horizon.

>>30657434
The masked royal

>>30656107
budget Pokemart spray potions, Sun

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>>30653201
Aura

Humans are basically faster smarter shuckles in Pokemon.

>>30653201
because rated E for everyone

>>30653201
He's god

>>30658304
Bandages
Fix
Everything