You're at Gamestop when this thing Leech Seeds your gf's

>Anon used lighter!

>>30650513
>Still going to Gamestop
You deserve it

>>30650513
Laugh

>>30650513
Fire my own leech seed into her sweet bamboo shithole.

>>30650513
Switch in Magnezone and spam Tbolt
I really hope it doesn't get earthquake

>>30650513
Send out my infiltrating chandelure and fire blast this obnoxious tumor into ashes
GG scrublord come at me I'm ripped

>>30650513
my gfs ability is liquid ooze

what is it

>>30650513
Well since those things aren't eyes and don't move I know it's just a guy in a costume and not the real Celesteela so I take him outside, go down to the train tracks, tie him down, kick him, spot on his face, take a shit in his mouth and piss all over him before pouring gasoline on him and lighting him on fire.

>>30650561
it get eq and flamethrower

>>30650513
Switch into Magnezone and Perish Song.

>>30650561
It gets powerful fire coverage anyways.

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>>30650513
Whoa, hey guys.

Why is it Leech Seeding itself?

>>30650670
Kek

>>30650670
Welcome to UB games.

>>30650670
Copy that.

>>30650513
>Put my hand on its rocket-shoulder
>Tell it I like its gusto
>As it to work for me

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I N F I L T R A T E

>>30652804
I love Whimsicott... but seriously? Are you retarded?

>>30652804
I wish Whimsicott was my girlfriend and/or boyfriend.

>>30650581
That time of month, huh?

>>30650513
Pick up my gf and flee to UU, away from the cancer.

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>tfw running Sap Sipper Drampa with Thunderbolt specifically to dick on Celesteela

>>30650513
Infiltrator Chandelure

>>30650513

>implying celesteela fits in a gamestop

>>30650513
It's so hard to see her eyes as such. I always imagine that she wears a big hat

>>30652804
>Celesteela used Thick Slam!

>>30653735
UU's going to get an OU migrant crisis this gen. Flee to RU or pray that high OU and shitty Ubers merge to form a new tier.

What happens: celes goes down a tier or Chandelure goes up?

My gf is alolan marowak.

>>30654253
That or they should make the OU tier a bit bigger in size by reducing the cut-off for usage percent.
There are too many pokes now.

>>30654253
Darkrai approved!

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>>30650670