>gets Rain Dish >body doesn't have a cuplike part

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>>30646941
>Mashedo
>Marshadow

>>30646941
>autism

aren't mushrooms porous?

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>>30647022
>Let's give this pokémon an ability that is the opposite function of what it's supposed to be
>Anyone who calls us out on our inane bullshit is autistic

>>30647050
Hitmontop eat your heart out

>>30647157
inferior genes

>>30646941
It also works counter to Moonlight but who cares it has Strength Sap o_0

>>30646941
the point is that it absorbs water. it's a fucking mushroom so of course it can absorb water. What next you're going to whine that Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Wingull, and Surskit all don't have a literal saucer shape to them?

>>30647157
Armor bird doesn't mean it has strong armor d*mbass.

>>30647157
>A few Skarmory are born with weaker than average armoring

I think you may have legit autism, friend.

>>30646941
Not to mention having Spotlight

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>>30647522
Uuh... N- no, what would make you think that?

>>30647576
Don't be a twat. Skarmory's entire concept is that is has fortified defenses.

Is this the "Richard" I've heard so much about

>>30647699
>>30647699
No, Richard has a very distinct posting style and always uses in-game screenshots of the dex instead of taking screenshots off bulbapedo or similar sites.

>>30647157
come back when they rename Skarmory "The impenetrable armor Pokemon"

>>30647669
Are you about to complain that Starmie and Staryu don't get regenerator when they are starfish?

>>30647576
>D*mbass
>D*mb
You put the U back in dumba- wait...

>>30647522

Wouldn't storm drain be more apt then? Especially for Shiinotic.

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>>30647638
Look at all these Weak Armor users. What do they have in common? They all have shitty protection that would break off easily, and therefor lower defense and up speed.

Skarmory meanwhile is a bird made out of steel, who is constantly described as having great armor. But hey let's give it WEAK Armor, not Battle Armor, that makes sense.

>>30647770
It's dex entries literally mention nothing else other than to constantly say it has great armor.

>>30647777
Nah I'm probably axeing that future thread, but is that not a valid complaint?

Yeah it gets Natural Cure, but starfishes are known for growing back cut off body parts, their dex entries even says it, it's Psychic, it gets Recover, but they still gave it Analytic which DOES make sense, but Regenerator makes a lot more.

>>30647810
A mushroom doesn't actively attract water somehow though, it just absorbs water because it needs moisture to grow.

>>30647819
It has naturally occurring armor. It's logical to assume some will have weaker armor than others; otherwise, it's like saying you couldn't be autistic because the rest of us aren't.

>>30647875
Toxapex has regenerator and it's a starfish.

>>30647819
>A body comprised of stone
>Shitty armor that would break off easily

And Skarmory isn't made of metal, it's encased in a metal armor that has its share of issues.

Ruby
>Skarmory is entirely encased in hard, protective armor. This Pokémon flies at close to 190 mph. It slashes foes with its wings that possess swordlike cutting edges.

D/P/Pt
>Despite being clad entirely in iron-hard armor, it flies at speeds over 180 mph.

Moon
>Its metal body is sturdy, but it does rust rather easily. So on rainy days, this Pokémon prefers to stay put in its nest.
Easily rusts.

FR
>After nesting in bramble bushes, the wings of its chicks grow hard from scratches by thorns.
The metal has to harden.

B2/W2
>Its heavy-looking iron body is actually thin and light, so it can fly at speeds over 180 mph.
Metal is actually thin.

You're reading far too much into its classification.

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>>30647050
>Break-dancing pokemon

>>30646941
Moisture from rain causes mushrooms to grow, they can sprout up on your lawn after rainy weather.