You're on a date with your dream Girl/boy They notice that

>>30641433
>I love pokemon! They have tight little assholes that smell and stinky feet!

"/vp/"

But anon, my gf isn't weird when it comes to Pokémon.

>>30641433
>Definitely catching them on the Go! Haha! :)

I love triggering cunts on /vp/ through just putting a tripcode on!

>Masturbate to tumblr fetish fanart :)

>>30641433
>Verlisify!

>>30641433
Fairy types and competitive. battles

>>30641433
>They aren't real, me neither by the way.

>>30641575
>Implying this isn't part of why they're a dream girl

>Hhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooow's it goin', everyone? Marriland here!

>>30642113
Literally who?

"OMG, Go is the BEST! I love how they only included the REAL Pokemon"

>>30642151
You have to literally be a Go normie to not know who Marriland is

>>30642218
>Implying only Go normies don't pay attention to presumably e-celeb attention whores

>>30641433
>SuMo

>>30641433
My [entry level] waifu Gardevoir (or Lucario, Lopunny, etc)

>>30641433
Pikachu

>>30641559
This.

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>>30642253

>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

>Charizard!

> RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL

>>30641433
>They are a very funny chinese cartoon

If we all hate GO so much, how come we can't just banish their generals to trash?

>>30641433
I'm probably literally the only adult whose a Pokemon fan in my area.

>I somehow found a date with someone I was comfortable engouh with and not autistic and spergy enough about to have a date with in the first place after living 25 years as a kissless hugless relationshipless virgin
>I'd leave because of some dumb Pokemon related thing
No, I wouldn't.

>>30644071
Because as much as the fanbase is cancer, it undeniably gave some life back to the franchise, and it's not an inherently bad game by itself.

Most people on /vp/ probably just hate it because it's a fad and most of the people that play it are either Genwunners or people just riding the fad.

>>30644189
They were merely a tool to expand our empire
Their mission was completed long ago
So I ask you this
>What good is a hammer when the board is already nailed in?

>>30641433
>Gen 1

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>>30641433
>"Pokémon is for literal babies. Stop playing those video games, you're an adult."

Well guess who's moving to Korea, then.

>>30644236
>What good is a hammer when the board is already nailed in?
Finding more boards to nail in. This ain't hard.

>>30641433
Stantler

>>30641433
>"Pokémon GO."

>>30641433
>"giving and getting Luvdisc on wonder trade!"
Anybody who says they wouldn't at least reconsider the relationship is either part of the problem or lying to themselves.

>>30641433
"Oh its cool but not really my thing. Good luck on your business trip, I'll miss you!"

>>30641433
>fairy type, I'm pregnant anon.

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>>30641433
"What did you just say, Ramirez? We voted Trump, go away"

Seaking fins

>I think IVs and EVs really add a good depth to the game and aren't intrusive at all

Gen 4, of course

"I said Mimikyu"
"She said Pikachu"

>>30642216
Yeah this would do it for me. Genwunners are pretty much scum

>>30643899
But this is marriage material

>>30641433
>"all the sexy lucario porn i found on furaffinity"

>>30646686
agreed, lucario is entry-level vanilla shit. If you can't jerk it to each and every pokemon get out of my face.

>>30646719
finally someone who gets it

>>30641433
>"I think all the starters are amazing for Alola!"

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>>30641433
>"Palkia because it is from the best game in the entire series. Too bad Platnium ruined perfect games."

Arceus

>>30642216
This. Or
>They:"I love pokemon games! Those are amazing!"
>Me: "Did you play(insert any pokemon game)?
>They:"What? What is (insert the pokemon game)? Pokemon GO is the only game."

>>30644071
I love pokemon go. Before they released it, pokemon merch was unbuyable i my country, and now i can actually see pokemon in shops.

>lillie is the worst girl

>"I think Pokemon Go is the best of the series"

"If we leave right now, I can give you a handie in the car and we can still make it that flight to that country where my parents are rich and waiting to spoil us."


Its Pokemon, not a big deal. She could think the entire thing is gay or confusing or whatever, nothing any chick could say about Pokemon is worth breaking up or even getting mad about. You don't need a flimsy excuse to bitch anons, just complain like normal.

>>30641433

>my favorite is sunflora

thankfully can never possibly happen

>>30641433
Pikachu.

"Pheromosa"

>>30641433
"That one that looks like Pikachu but it's orange with bat ears!"

>>30649893
This took me a second. Good work anon.

>>30642113
Watched him forever ago, completely forgot about him until I saw this. Has he gone to shit or something?