"Eh? Y-You really think I'm the best Gen 7 Pokegirl? E-Even with all of those s-sexy girls showing their skin? Ahhhhh... Th-Thank you so much, anon!"
H'WOW! Hapu was feeling unloved, but when you confessed your feelings to her, it made her so happy! Hapu grabbed your hand!
Holding hands with Hapu! Walking around town with Hapu! Dating Hapu! HAVING SEX WITH HAPU! Marrying Hapu and starting a family!
I love Hapu!
Hapu is a pure maiden.
>>30637507
Every thread deserves a reply.
>>30637507
Hapu is fantastic but your post is cancer.
>>30637507
Your post is amazing and makes me want to love an unloved Hapu. However, Hapu is ugly, so I'll leave her to you.
She looks like the kind of character who would get an unfitting meme voice like Gilbert Gottfried
>>30637507
hapu best grill but this is a bad post
>>30637525
>>30637545
Please don't bully me!
I'm just in love right now! I'm sorry, but Hapu makes me feel things I've never felt with a fictional character!
>>30637539
Stop! She's cute!
>>30637507
wtf I love hapu even more now
> Dating Hapu! HAVING SEX WITH HAPU! Marrying Hapu and starting a family!
>>30637715
I want to raise a cute family with Hapu!
Fucking pedos
Isnt Hapu confirmed yuri bait?
>>30637507
>some human being actually typed this
>>30637507
I like smug dwarf/loli but you just don't sexualize Hapu ok?
>>30637985
Success! Our program has passed the Turing test!
>>30637984
>>30638003
Her grandpa taught her well. Just like an old man to admire the beauty of youth.
>>30637989
Sorry!
I should have clarified that sex with Hapu comes after marrying her!
>implying that hapu isn't a mediocre at best waifu
>not wicke as superior waifu
>>30637518
>pure
if that's what you call the girl who takes mudsdale dicking because human dicks aren't satisfying
I wonder if the concept artist had what everyone here have in mind when we hear Tiny girl + Huge Stallion
>>30638418
Hapu's Mudsdale is a girl.
>>30637507
Jesus christ, if you are going to shitpost in Hapu's voice, DO IT IN HER FUCKING VOICE. No contractions. I don't even like this bitch and I know her better than you.
she was the only girl willing to merc some douchebags for getting in her way., Shes one of my favorite 4 and them being
1.) Lana
2.) Olivia
3.) Hapu
4.) Lillie
She's so cute.
>>30637507
hapu a best
I will be her husband and get her pregnant.
>>30637507
>sex before marriage
>>30638226
Oh nvm, carry on
Hapu has strong child bearing hips!
I will create 2 healthy males to pass on my family name and 1 healthy female with this lady.
>>30637507
How's the taste of Mudsdale's cum?
>>30637507
"Wow Hapu, I never realized how big your muscles were underneath all that clothing! That's okay, I still think you're cute, come here. ... H-Hapu, your grip is too tight. You're crushing me, it hurts. Hapu! Hapu, no! Don't--"
Neigh
>>30637507
>Y-You really think I'm the best Gen 7 Pokegirl?
Literally no one thinks that. Bet her hair smells like horseshit.
>>30643599
For your information, Mister Shitposter, ALL of Hapu's body smells like horseshit. Because Hapu is the stinkiest, dirtiest, sweatiest woman in the whole Pokemon world and that's what makes her wonderful!
>>30643882
I bet you've never smelled horseshit in your life.
I like her a lot, but my heart belongs to another. I won't post the character out of respect for the thread though. Hapu is great.
>>30637507
I'd love you even more if you showed your bare feet every once in awhile.
So is she a midget or something?
>>30643989
Haha, no way, I'm an expert at smelling horseshit!
>>30637507
This isn't even how Hapu would talk
>>30637507
She looks like a ~60yo Eastern European gypsy granny.
pretty sure this bitch smells like a barn
>tfw don't know if i like hapu or mina the most
>>30644301
I bet her feet are REALLY smelly!
>>30645807
I was having the same conflict, but it's definitely Mina for me. Lots of nice girls this gen, can't go wrong.
>>30645807
That's pretty tough, anon. I think Hapu is cuter, but I'd much rather date Mina, given the choice.
Did they ever clarify what her deal was? Is she a kid, or just a very short, angry-looking woman?
>>30637507
Isn't she like seven?
Hapu's SWEATY feet after a day of marinating in her thick boots!!
>>30647006
Still seven
>>30637518
>Pure
Putting Mudsdale dicking memes aside, her first scene has her threatening to kill some Team Skull dudes for fucking around and trying to cause problems. If they hadn't bailed, she would've merc'd them in broad daylight.
She's got balls, but she ain't pure.