>HELLO, MASTER. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. I FINALLY FOUND THE ALOLA REGION, AND I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT YOUR JOURNEY HAS BEEN FOR YOU. NO LONGER WILL YOU SETTLE FOR A LANKY BUG, A GHOST WITCH, OR AN OVERUSED SLUT. YOU NEED A BIG STRONG WOMAN TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
>I ALSO TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR
Fuck me
>>30635740
What is this?
A fresh meme?
>>30635740
FOR THE LAST TIME YOU FUCK STAY IN ORAS
what ghost witch? mismiagus? and who's the overused slut, celesteela?
>>30635740
Aggron, go back to Hoenn. It's been 12 years.
>>30635786
>fresh
>meme
pick one.
>A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.
Leave Aggron to me!
>>30635740
>>30638464
Actually, Aggron might have this one. It is true that Guzzlord learns Stomping Tantrum, but riddle me this. Can Guzzlord eat... A HEAD SMASH?
I came here to Alola in search of a Heavy Ball for you to reside in, as it should be after all these years—but it was impossible yet again. I'm sorry.Please stop shitting on my car, though.
Maybe I can at least finally get a Moon Ball for Enec— o-oh…