>Master, I saw you using those sluts; Lele, Salazzle, Fini,

>>30634820
Eh I'll fap.

>>30634820
But I used Tsareena instead of Fini.

>>30634892
>tfw you will never bully Tsareena or Gardevoir by touching their portrudy bits

Why even live?

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>>30634820

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>>30634902
PLANT
CLIT

>>30634820
Yander bug

>Gen VII has the most waifu mons yet
WE DID IT BOYS

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>>30634820
back into the ball you go, roach.

>>30634820
Wait a minute you're not Buzzwole.

>>30634820
What kind of punishment?

>>30634914
sause me familia

>>30634937
That will not contain her, you will love her!
>>30634939
She killed it.

>>30634914
Sauce

>>30634950
A giant cockroach biting your cock.

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>>30634820

>>30634820
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>30634820
>Punishing bug wife
>not dominatrix plant

>>30634820
Yeah you're right you dumb fucking cunt, bend that ass over I'm bringing my trusty paddle big Larry for you getting out of the ball you filthy cockroach bitch

>>30634820
Why is UB-2 into /ss/.
It knows that those small humans are infants right?

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Move along Roach Fucker, best plantfu is coming in hot.

>>30634937
>Kicks the Ball into Orbit and then kicks your balls into pieces and has a Alomamola Heal Pulse it over and over again till you learn.

>>30635082
Being forced to fuck a plant girl with exotic juices leaking from her pussy? Fuck you.

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No fuck you.

*Swings on trapeze*

>>30635060
UB-02 is a child too, wait for Evolution in Gen 7 remakes.

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>>30635123
>not drinking her exotic and tasty bodily fluids
you a fag or something?

>implying I would even allow a putrid cockroach in my party
Not even boxed, not even traded away, beaten in refresh and then released.

>>30635082
I can see tsreenafags becoming like gardevoirfags where everyone hates them because they talk shit on all the other waifufags even when unprovoked.

>>30635150
Hey, it's probably poisonous.

>>30635020
Why not both?
Seriously why don't the LEG girls have art together?

>>30635147
Wait what?

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>>30635001
hasshaku-sama

>>30635159
>putrid
cockroaches clean themselves more than humans do, she's probably going to beat you and throw you away more like

>>30635205
Filthy vermin apologist.

Fucking insane amount of autism itt

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>>30635132

>>30635147
Uhhh, Buzzwole is definetly not a child. Pheromosa is adult woman sized, and definetly taller than the player.

>>30635192
Something,something waifufag purism.
In other words for these fags its impossible to like more than one fictional feminine creature, you have to be loyal.

>>30635222
Trips confirms.

>>30635223
>Pheremosa can't learn stealth rock
>B-but muh rocks!

>>30635147
My brain refuses the idea of UB evolutions.
>Pheromosa with MORE Speed and Attack stats
>Big Steel Waifu is even bulkier
>Xurkitree with more Sp.Atk
>Guzzlord with actual defenses

Terrifying.

>>30635205
Not him but that's something I did not know, is there any reason why they are clean freaks?

>>30635166
at least it fits because she's dominant

>>30635270
Yeah, I thought cockroaches inhabited dark and dirty places....... like your cock.

>>30635270
>>30635317
most of it revolves around keeping their antennae clean because that's their way of smelling odors, pheromones and feeling out their environment

>>30635256
>not using a suicide lead to set Sneaky Sediments

>>30634820
>Implying my team isn't Pheromosa, Tapu Lele, and Celesteela.
Yo but fuck Volcarona though but not really because Volcarona is my favorite pokemon it's just a pain to fight with this team.

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>>30635082
>>30635123
>>30635150
>>30635181
Here's a polynesian introduced plant that literally produces shampoo when squeezed. Just for a visual.

>>30635496
thats fucking hot.

>>30635359
>In a dark cave
>send out Pheromosa
>"attack the zubat"
>She starts feeling around, ends up finding you.
>attended tickling you as she tries to find out if you are the zubat.

Oh my.

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>>30635496
Ah, yes. Here it is.
My newest unexpected boner.

>>30635082
Her legs are ugly and disproportionate. Pheromosa's legs actually fit her body, long as they are.

>>30635565
I dislike tsareena for the same reason.

>>30635544
The though of seeing this thing rub its antenna on stuff while being afraid/concern because she got separated from you is kind of cute.

>>30635581
It's such a shame Steenee has such low defenses even with eviolite, because it doesn't have the same problem.

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>>30635082
>3'11"
Femlets. When will they learn?

>>30635599
Yeah, just wish my phone didn't make me look like a retard.

>Attended
>not antennae

Phone, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one here.

>>30635198
boobies <3

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>>30635082
>Tsareena best plantfu
you are wrong

>>30635166
you mean like decidnumowl faggots?

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>>30635867
Good job proving the opposite

>>30635817
Stop it some idiot is gonna yell at you about thinking it looks feminine

>>30635817
roserade is an effeminate man you retard

>>30635996
The worst meme

>>30635996
Roserade is 50/50.

Fuck off you stupid cockroach it's upper body day with my boy Buzzwole

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Would you?

>>30634820
>egg for a head
>body made of vuvuzelas stacked on top of each other
>neck is a mushroom with a stick glued onto it
>arms so tiny they would break if she tried to touch your dick

0/10

>>30634820
But pheromosa, I've been using YOU on the battle tree this whole time.

>>30634820
Wouldn't she drop the "master" bit if she was mad enough to punish you?

>>30636194
Tuxedo Mask is eh pretty cool dude

>>30636194
literally a man at a masquerade ball

>>30634914
source? saucenow gives me nada

>>30635496
What the flying fuck why did that give me a boner? I'm suing.

>>30636554
>>30636499
STOP THIS SHITTY ASS MEME.

>>30634820
>Togedemaru used spiky shield!

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>>30637546
>mfw I caused this to happen firsthand to a friend

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>>30634820
>Not best Ultra Beast.

>>30635405
>Talonflame used defog!
Rocks no more

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>>30634820
Pheromosa is cute

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gotta go fast

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Best mon this gen.

>>30638932
Nice taste senpai

3rd best mon this gen for me.

>>30641603
Pheromosa doing things with Chicken is so cute

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>>30642132
It's a really underrated pairing desu

>>30642132
as long as its this kind of things and not other kinds of things its alright.

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>>30642200
No lewd shit of course, I mean everyday girls things

>>30634820
You forgot about robot waifu

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>>30634820
I think you're forgetting someone who'll punch you into Oblivion.

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>>30634994
>Pokemon

>>30634820
BRAVE BIRD[spoiler\]

>>30642590
>its another "ultrabeasts aren't pokemon" episode
Can you catch them in pokeballs? yes
Can you EV train them? yes
Do they have EVs? yes
Can they learn more than 4 moves? no
Do they have natures that work just like pokemon's? yes
They're pokemon

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>>30635082
>tfw want to tell Tsareena fags like this one stop cause it gives us a bad name
>yet being an obnoxious bitch is probably in character for Tsareena
>she probably would shitpost like this if given the opportunity

Carry on

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>>30635734
>Phone, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one here.
Audible kek

>>30635544
>>30635359
god that's cute

>>30635817
Real talk, this thing never struck me as feminine. Always seemed to be one of those handsome pretty boys like Vega from Street Fighter. I named mine T. Mask in gen 5

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>>30642590
The goddamn research facility that knows about them refers to them as extradimensional pokemon from the Ultra Dimension.

>>30642724
>Do they have EVs
IVs I meant, EVs is just redundant

>>30642724
>Can you catch them in pokeballs? yes
They had to make special Pokeballs just for them, pretty much you're forcefully branding them Pokemon.

>Can you catch them in pokeballs? yes
>Can you EV train them? yes
>Do they have EVs? yes
You're training them to be good at something, that's the same as a person working out on just one part of their body for a task.

>Do they have natures that work just like pokemon's? yes
Natures are pretty much personalities.

>>30642902
>They had to make special Pokeballs just for them, pretty much you're forcefully branding them Pokemon.
You can still use almost all other pokeballs anon, and most of them have very high capture rates

>You're training them to be good at something, that's the same as a person working out on just one part of their body for a task.
I'll give you that one, EVs could work just like training.

>Natures are pretty much personalities.
Yes, but I said that they work like a pokemon's personality would, affecting one stat positively and another one negatively.

So many coincidences means they are biologically indistinguishable from pokemon. So they are pokemon.

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>>30634963
>>30634977
>>30636787
Not that anon but why not search for it yourself? It took me one minute to get it. Is it so hard to do it yourself?
Incompetent lazy fucking fucktards.

>>30642957
They're pokemon from a different world. Wicke says this I don't know why you retards keep arguing about it.

>>30635656
FAT FAT FAT

>>30642561
Best babysitter.

I feel bad as a sunfag that I'll have to rely on trading to get one of these. I only hope I can find one with a good nature. Right now I'm building up an Abra synchronise force to get good Buzzwoles and Kartanas to trade.

>>30642200
I really don't want to know what you mean by "other things".

>>30643663
I have an extra one to trade, lonely nature if you can get me a good nature buzzswole I can trade you for it.

>>30634994
m-more please..

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>>30635817
You've cracked it my man.

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>>30635264
>Eviolite Celesteela

>>30635228
>Pheromosa is adult woman sized, and definetly taller than the player.
That means nothing, baby blue whales are as big as grown adults.

>>30646939
>Guzzlord with Eviolite

>>30642902
>are they monsters?
Yes

>can you make them fit in your pocket?
Yes

Pocket monsters confirmed

>Nidoran used Peck!

>>30635264
no fuck you.
Mega Buzzwole 2025

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>>30635192

>>30634820
>Celesteela in the Battle Tree

Must have mistaken me for someone else. I like being able to finish more than one battle in an hour.

>>30634914
Source. Google,iqdb and saucenao don't do shit for cropped images.

>>30650856
Tsareena's pantaloon things seemed to have transformed into some sort of lower boob there

>>30651104
No, I refuse.

>>30634932
Wanna tier the waifumons?

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I would fug this bug

>>30635121
You do know that over healing can cause cancer, right?
>Alomomola, audino and blissey are actual literal cancer

>>30642240
>that filename
i laffed

cringe thread, kill yourselves virgins :)

>>30635496
Am I the only one who feels thirsty instead of horny when looking at this? That sap looks so refreshing

>>30657293
I thinks its water.

I want to get my cum all up in that insect pussy......

>>30657334
MODS

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>>30635082
>best plantfu
hardly

How can a cockroach be this cute?

>>30634914
>>30654197
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAUCE! REEEEEE

>>30660004
I think its on pixiv.

>>30643046
its just faggots doing mental gymnastics to justify fucking a UB

>>30638932
>named one Wiggly Iggy
No regrets.

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>>30635264
>Giving the tree a max Sp.Atk of over 489 if it were to evolve

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>>30657948
>>30635817
>>30635082
Can't we all just agree that there are a bunch of great plant waifu?

>>30643371
but isnt that a good thing

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>>30635656

>>30660004
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59492209

>>30661776
Bad girls will get a spanking.

>>30635496
Oh god, why is my first reaction that I want to fuck it? What have you people done to me?

>>30651009
There's the offensive Automatize sets.

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>>30638932
I wonder if there's a reason they designed it to resemble Guzma

>>30662586
Ya Boi was merely adopted by Lusamine while Lillie was born to her, molded by her