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>>30634096
Yo It has been known ta become so angry dat it dies as uh result. Its face looks peaceful in deaf, however Jus' like Orenthawl James.

>>30634096
Yo iz dis here uh Jojo reference?

Yo uh tale iz told o' uh hood dat angered Gyarados. 'bfoe da sun rose da next day, flames utterly consumed da hood, leaving not uh trace behind Ya' dig?

>Yo It rides on da wind an' slips into niggas’s homes. afta it has turned uh room into uh cotton- filled mess, it giggles ta itself an' takes off sho 'nuff!

>Yo dis here Pokémon has uh violent, selfish disposition. If it's not in da mood ta listen, it will ignore its Trainer's orders wif complete nonchalance what 'chew thinkin' man?

>Yo It flies at speeds equal ta uh jet fighter plane. It never allows its prey ta escape and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
This was more amusing than I thought.

Yo Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving nahh other function except its destructive instinct ta burn everything ta cinders just like mammy.

It lurks in da shadows o' others, copying they movements an' powers. dis here Pokémon iz craven an' cowering peep this shit

Yo Should you feel yo'self attacked by uh sudden chill, it iz evidence o' an approaching Gengar. dere iz nahh escaping it. Give up ya'll is mad stupid.

Yo Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, an' it may even turn on da Trainer who raised it. It's been dubbed "da blood-soaked crescent." Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

>>30634523
Yo How 'boutyou Force yo' Palm around yo' neck an' Shadow Sneak yo' way into da next life you know das right!

Not as good as I thought it would be.

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Yo One o' da Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not dis here Pokémon iz sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like uh young beotch Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

Yo dis here iz Team Skull rewrites da Pokédex: da Thread , ain't it? , wOrd!

>>30634576
It turned into a Team Skull Meowth

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>>30634584
>young beotch

Yo dis here Pokémon iz said ta devour anyone daring ta ravage da forest. ta da creatures dwelling in da forest, it offers great kindness ya'll is mad stupid.

>>30634096
Yo dis here guardian deity o' Melemele iz brimming wif curiosity.It summons thunderclouds an' stores they lightning inside its body ya'll is mad stupid.

Yo da excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled ova from its mouf, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

"Not real Ebonics" Top Kek.
Inb4 /pol/

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Yo One o' da mysterious life-forms known as Ultra Beasts. Astonishing electric shocks emanate from its entire body, according ta witnesses what the fuck sup now?

Yo uh dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears ta be grubbin on constantly, but fo' some reason its droppings gots never been found peep this shit

Yo uh pokemon o' Souf America dat wuz thought ta gots been extinct. It iz very intelligent but cannot learn Crabhammer what the fuck sup now?

Yo Farfetch'd iz always seen wif uh stalk from uh plant o' some sort. Apparently, dere is pimp-tight stalks an' sheeit stalks. dis here Pokémon has been known ta fight wif others ova stalks in the hood.

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>tfw black and can't understand any of this

damn, who do I turn my race card over to

Gardevoir:
Yo Gardevoir has da psychokinetic power ta distort da dimensions an' create uh small black hole. dis here Pokémon will try ta protect its Trainer even at da risk o' its own life otay buh-weet

Gothitelle
Yo It can see da future from da movement o' da stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

>>30634096
Yo da excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled ova from its mouf, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards what the fuck sup now?

>Yo fo' some reason, only females gots been found. It creates uh reverse harem o' nigga Salandit dat it lives wif. Filled wif pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted ta use in da production o' luscious perfumes and shit.

The chorus of Perfect Insanity is the best dex entry.

Yo Branded like an animal
ah can still feel da burn in muh motha fuckin mind
ah do believe dat you've made yo' message clear
(ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind, ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind)
Deprivating, isolating all dat ah feel
Leaving me wif images ah know is not real
is those werdz o' condemnation dat ah hear
(ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin mind, ah think ah'm losin' muh motha fuckin) all ye damn hood ratz..

Here's my actual favorite dex entry when translated.
>Yo One arm alone can move mountains. Usin` all four arms, dis here POKéMON fires off phat punches peep this shit

Yo da blooming o' Gracidea flowers confers da power o' flight upon it. Feelings o' gratitude is da message it delivers brace yo'self foo'!

>Yo Stories go dat it grabs da hands o' small chil'ns an' drags dem away ta da afterlife. It dislikes heavy chil'ns in the hood

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expected more edition
>Yo Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant ta faint Jus' like Orenthawl James.

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>Yo dis here Pokémon has da habit o' hugging its companions. Many Trainers gots left dis here world afta they spines wuz squashed by its hug and shit.

Yo All Abras is horribly-deformed human chil'ns, an' when it evolves into Kadabra, it has gone ta sleep an' awoken uh monster Don' make me come ova there bitch..

>>30634096
Yo da stench it gives off will make yo' nose scrunch up. Still, dere is Muk fans who think dat’s uh pimp-tight thin` slap mah fro!