>Decidueye, the Nu-male Pokemon
>This pokemon has been shown to rush to the defense of any female pokemon. Despite this, it is typically ignored and ridiculed by both males and females.
>Curiously, studies show that trainers who prefer Decidueye also show symptoms of autism, and are constantly BTFO. Scientists have deemed that this is not a coincidence.
>>30630034
kek
>>30630034
OWLFAGS BLOWN OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>30630034
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
HE'S OU IN PRE-BANK OU YOU HAVE TO DELETE THIS POST!!!!!!!
>>30630055
>>30630099
Dubs confirm. Decidnumales obliderated
>>30630129
He'll be in NU for the pokebank meta, because it's the tier for nu-males.
>>30630174
top fucking kek
Somebody screencap this and save it for when autists post Decidueye praise threads.
>8 posts
>3 unique IPs
wew
>>30630174
KEK
screencap this so I can BTFO owlfags
>Roothoot, the Alpha Male Pokémon
>It appeared from the Ultra Wormhole. Witnesses observed it flying across the sky at incredibly hihg speed.
>One kind of Ultra Beast. Witnesses have seen it burn down a forest full of copyrighted abomination nests by expelling gas from its two arms.
Autism
So if Decidueye is for numale redditors, Incineroar is for furry barafags, and Primarina is for tranny tumblrinas, which Pokemon is the most socially acceptable to use without looking like too much of a fag?
Doesn't need to be necessarily a starter.
>>30630643
Husbandofags like Incineroar, waifufags like Primarina, normalfags like Decidueye.
>>30630034
>look mom I posted it again
>>30630643
Honestly I boxed my starter this gen. They're all absolute shit.
I don't get it. Why is the owl a nu male? Didn't he essentially btfo the other starters by being useful?
>>30630034
I still don't understand. Why all the hate? I get that Decidueye is far from the best Pokémon in terms of stats but why the whole ''nu-male'' thing? What is that even? And perhaps most importantlywhat if i just like ghost types?
>>30631635
It's just a buzzword anti-owlfags use to shit on Decidueye started by a few falseflaggers.
>>30630034
>NU-male
kek
>>30631635
you dont have to like what vp likes, anon. this thread is just full of retards.
>>30630643
Munchlax is patrician tier
>>30631655
Primarina is heavily outclassed and Incineroar is "literally no movepool: the mon" whereas Decidueye has a niche in OU (Grass/Ghost has some useful resistances and it has decent bulk, also access to Defog, Roost, and slow U-turn/Baton Pass.)
>>30631655
Except I've seen far more owls than seals in VGC and according to Smogon usage stats the cat is far less popular.
>inb4owlfag
Only after play testing all the starters like I've done since I got into competitive.
>>30630034
Again, isn't this Literally describing primarinafags? They go out of their way to tell everyone who calls it male off and essentially do everything stated here and even prefer and call primarina female constantly
Am I just fucking dumb because I literally don't understand you posting this description when it fucking backfires on insulting owlfags
Someone please help me understand this shit, is it just a dumbass meme or are they being serious it's impossible to tell anymore
Stop picking on the Birb! I literally can't even right now because of this.
#literally
#shaking
>>30630034
>Decidueye
>le numale meme
Where did this meme come from?
>>30630034
B T F O
T
F
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>>30632529
>literally no movepool the pokemon
What did he mean by this??
>>30630174
HAHA
>>30632757
shouldn't it be "Trump's Nazis?"
Ok Tumblrina
>numale
Stop.
>>30630034
Its face does remind me of some nu male coffee shop goer.
Main reason I didn't pick it desu because i like its typing a lot.
>>30632816
Flaseflaggers who hate people liking what they don't.
>>30632674
Why would Decidueye go the lowest? Incineroar has a super shitty movepool. I can see Incineroar going above Decidueye when Intimidate is released, but as it is, it's just not as good.
>>30630034
I'm sorry to hear about your disappointment from the big gay edge tiger and the vomit-singing tranny mermaid
The fact is, you could have chosen Rowley, like any sane heterosexual individual would, and now you are left alone with your vitriolic rage for not picking the only passable starter.
>>30630034
wtf i hate decidueye now
>>30633657
It's referencing the Dead Kennedys song I believe
>>30631635
It's just retarded starterwarfags. Who gives a shit what starter you use?
>>30636134
fucking this
These starterwarfags are actual cancer. They clog up /vp/ more than prune juice clogs up my grandma.