>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of

>>30621096
ITT: Things that never happened

This isn't Tumblr you fag

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>>30621096
>class gives me round of applause

such autism

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>>30621096
>Slowclap ending

>>30621096
what was even the question? a quote about choice?

I've used Johto's lack of a victory road as an essay topic on the nature of the hero's journey for English before.

>>30621096
Fucking kill yourself.

you should have chosen to make a thread that wasn't from /v/
or you should have choiced Close Combat

>>30621096
Fucking autismo Karenfags

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>accidentally land on the New York fashion week catwalk
>everyone stares at me
>spaghetti drops from my pockets
>"S-Shorts are comfy and easy to wear."
>Everyone stands up and cheers for me.
>20 Top models storm the catwalk and press their pussies against my body nearly drownig me in pussy juice
>hundreds of sponsors want to get my photo and put me under contract
>Carl Lagerfeld throws money at me
>Kanye West writes a song to my greatness
>Trump personally congratulates me and declares me as the next President of the World
>Soros puts me into his last will that I will inherit his entire money
>Future Pokemon editions are named after my first and second name

Thanks Pokémon.

>>30621096
Has it occurred to you that maybe your class' round of applause was mockery?

>>30621096
If you say “I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” in an RE lesson your teacher will cum buckets

>>30621506
Sauce

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>>30621096
>in computer lab
>bored as fuck, load up showdown and play some random battles
>guy next to me wakes up and asks "hey do you like pokemon"
>"yeah"
>"we should trade some time, i'll add you on steam"
>get home
>Michael the Foxwolf has sent you a friend request

>>30621537
Underrated
>>30621096
Fucking kill yourself

>>30621605
Like what? All I said was you begin the game like most hero with a change, the egg thing, making you need to progress like a hero along a path to the league. The lack of trainer's symbolize the difficulty of the final step to accomplishing something and completing the journey which a lot can't do which is why only you and Silver are there.

>>30621555
That was actually my senior quote in HS. I wanted to be subtle as fuck about Pokemon. Then some jackass on the same just had "I am Pokemon Master!"

And then the entire bus clapped.

>>30622111
Trips confirm the entire bus clapped

I'm sure it happened at least once. I just don't remember.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of choice
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Pokemon
>"/join showderp"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>>30622390
To be fair, it was a short bus.

>>30622111
All three seats on the short bus.

Hello /v/

>>30621895
Grimsley quote for mine.

>>30621096
Yeah yeah. Did you get the key to the city and win the girl in the end too?

>>30621537
kek

>>30622609
Which one? He's got two pretty good quotes iirc.

>>30621555
I'm so sick of this fucking quote

>>30621555
Who says this?
If you're gonna quote then you must give the name of the one who said the quote

>>30621096
Is this bait?

>>30623618
Mewtwo in the first movie.

>>30621555
>>30623369
isn't this an I, Robot quote

>>30621096
This is the most cringe-inducing bait I've seen next to the LevitateMarshadow poster

It's pasta, you faggots. /v/ has a Witcher version about good and evil.

>>30621096
You're on the wrong subreddit XD!!!!!!!