Hey /vp/ let's all just start to rhyme Like a hungry Lairon's

Old Tyranitar was hoppin' around
Castelia City like a big playground

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So you wanna play with you Mario games
Well, I has a big raims is a big taims

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PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

>>30620308
God I fucking love that video so cringy

>>30620412
Lysandre's basement is so fucking dingy

Uh...yeah give me the mic...ok so...
EV train me dynamic punch foes to oblivion,
Hands move so fast your hoe thinks she has a sybian,
Walk into the club smack a hot trainers ass,
Like a gen one Kanto slut lass,
Flip up they miniskirt,
Make they normal types hurt,
When I'm done I flex on em flex,
Look around the club and ask who the fucks next,
'Cause I am the mutha flexin champ,
The one the only Ma to the champ!

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>>30620662
Machamp forgot his silly photo,
Y'all will forgive him,
Unless you want a limp though..

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>>30620689
But fought against the crushing grip the strong Conkeldurr
and swung his great pillars for vengeance, for sure

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>>30620983
You're foolish if you want a rap battle,
Stepping up to me,
I'll hit you so hard I'll make your brain rattle,
Hit you with a flurry of 10,000 punches,
Regret your life choices as every single bone crunches,
Finish you off with a move like seismic toss,
You're done, it's over, you just had your final loss

Zapdos Misdreavus Togetic Shuckle
Kingdra Raikou Kingdra Feraligatr
Enough Kingdra Raikou Suicune
SUICUNE Delibird Sentret Skiploom

>>30620364
Depie