Hey /vp/, can you watch my son for a few hours? I need to run

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Sorry anon your son got into my bowl of feathers and died.

>>30616199
Shit better hide his corpse or something

>>30616199
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>30616108
Good news: Your son evolved
Bad news: pic related

>>30616199
>>30616896
Anon, OP's supposed waifu is a Lucario. She's going to fucking tear you to pieces if she saw that anything happened to her kid.

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>>30617432
Hi, OP. Yiff in hell

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Hate to say this, but, your son is retarded.

>>30616896
Literally everytime I play Pokken with my brother, my Lucario gets his stuff wrecked hard by Machamp almost every time.

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>>30617807

>>30617735
delet

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>>30616108
OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS GONE WRONG

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I fucked up OP. I'm sorry. I didn't expect the neighbors pokemon to get in.

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>>30621470
we all know which pokemon GOT IN alright

I'm back, /vp/. Did you take good care of my little angel?

Autism: The Thread

>>30622972
He got beat up by Machimp in Pokken, buttreamed, and your wife is dead.

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>>30622972
I threw it out a 50-story building. Have fun playing Build-My-Furfag-Baby while you're down there

>>30622972
Anon....
>It evolved
>It's retarded
>It got mauled by Machamp
>Your wife punched it
>It turned into a porno

>>30623377
And >>30623225 happened.
OP, you're fucked.