>Be Regigigas
>Creator and leader of the Regis
>Able to move continents and withstand everything that comes to him
>Rightfully a legendary with 670 BST and a stat distribution that could not be any more fantastic
>Awaken from a deep slumber. Get the usual morning stiffness.
>No biggie, happens to everyone, even other legendaries like Groudon and Kyogre.
>Do the usual stretches to warm up before battle.
>Stretch those gargantuan arms and suddenly, it drops like a collapsing bridge.
>I feel weak, and those knees are stiff as fuck too.
>unable to lie down and take a little power nap. Must take deep sleeps only.
>Only after 5 minutes am I able to regain that good ol' Regginator power.
> But I am either already dying or asleep and I just don't know it yet.
>Well, that's only for today, right? Wrong. That happens everytime I come out of that Arceus-forsaken spherical prison.
>Can't do shit anywhere.
>Can't properly punch a bird until 5 minutes after you come out
>Why does this keep happening? Why must I be cursed with such a shitty ability? Pls Gamefreak, have mercy.....
>can't even protect myself
>skill swap
>tfw no Regigigas superboss Totem battle where he summons the Regi trio to hold you off while he waits for Slow Start to deactivate
>>30587864
is this a jojo reference?
>>30587938
Pls no
>>30587938
>Totem Regigigas
>Summons Magic Guard Reunicluses with Skill Swap
>Aura boosts Atk and Spe 2 levels each to counteract the Slow Start anyways
Was it ever explained why Regigigas has a Slow Start exept for 'lol it just awakened'? It makes no sense to make a pokemon so powerful and important lore-wise and make it complete garbage for no reason. Is it not fully awakened? Is it like the perfect dragon when they left it unanswered for no reason?
>>30587864
>>I feel weak, and those knees are stiff as fuck too.
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>>30588071
Probably. Hopefully it's a case like Zygarde, except this Slow Start takes 5 main series games to get rid of.
DPPt start -> HGSS (1) -> BW (2) -> B2W2 (3) -> XY (4) -> SM (5)
Awoken Regigigas in DP remakes?
>>30587938
Would actually be cool for a DPPt remake.
>>30587864
>Arceus-forsaken