Which Pokemon would you want to be, anon? Y'know,

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>>30568111

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This seems like a very bizarre thread to be a part of.

Nonetheless, shit though it may be, I have a pretty fetishistic liking of the Chesnut monster, so that'd be my pick.

I'd like to remind people that you're more likely to turn into garbodor if anything at all, but still.

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It's so perfect...

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Is there even another choice?

>>30568689
I'd train you.

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ice types are the best

>>30568422
>disguise
It's perfect

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>>30568422
That's kind of cheating isn't it?

I'd go with furret or azumarill or something else cute so I get pats from cute pokegirls.

>>30569102
I am >>30568689 and that's my reasoning too.

We can be cutemon together.

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>>30569265
I dunno, not having fingers or the abilty to speak seems a bit weird but hey super natural powers and cuteness are a decent enough trade off.

Question is, which pokegirl would be my trainer? I was thinking maybe Rosa.

>>30568111
Probably a Chimchar, since I'd evolve into something with hands, yet not be a shitmon.

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If I could be this happy all the time I'd do it.

>>30568989
You'd have to live in alola or be captured by someone who was there then.

>>30569614
Is there a problem with that? Alola is cozy as fuck. I guess not hell mountain, though.

>>30569637
Would you start as a fire type vulpix then slowly transform into the alolin form or would you be alolin from the get go?

>>30569698
You'd have to start as an alolan vulpix, regional forms are akin to real evolution. I'm sure they changed slowly over dozens upon dozens of generations of vulpix.

Alakazam. He has a 5000 IQ.

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Only right post inbound

>>30569751
That makes sense.

Would you refuse to become ninetails if a trainer tried to make you evolve?

>>30569483
But would you do her good?

>>30568111
Hitmonlee.

I like jumping and it has opposable thumbs.

>>30569265
Can I possibly claim you as cute buddy? I'm >>30568425.

>>30569919
Maybe.

Are you going to end up fugging me?

Either Gardevoir or Pinsir. Hard choice. One and I'd be cute. The other I'd be bro as fuck.

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>>30569841
If by "do her good" you mean "be her co-star at pokestar studios" then sure.

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>>30569102
Ditto would be cheating, Zorua isn't very good at disguising until it evolves either. Zoroark is basically the god tier choice though.

>>30570432
Well both Zoroark and zorua can transform into humans ditto can't really do a human disguise.

>>30570525
What if a Ditto transformed into a Zoroark?

>>30570569
Ditto doesn't copy ability's plus he'd have a very plain weird looking face that would not fool anyone.

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Well my favorite pokemon are sableye and salandit but I don't think I have the personalities for them. In real life I am a dentist so maybe drilbur would allow me to continue my profession.

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>>30570731
>giant mole claws drilling at peoples teeth

Scary.

>>30569973
I'm sure we'd get along pretty fine.

i wouldn't, not my style

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>>30570780
Pokemon don't really breed unless they are in the same egg group and different genders anyway.

Unless you want to do for pure lust reasons then it's pointless.

>>30570607
If you were a ditto, you could do a perfect cosplay of Odo from DS9.

>>30571010
Fair enough.

>>30568727
Yes, the choice of not being a tryhard fagget in our silly make believe game

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>>30568111
Not even a furry, i just want to be a cool wizard

>>30571053
>Odo best pokemon, confirmed.
Real talk though, you could do his bad face AND his bucket form. Be best spy ever. Star Trek/DS9 crossover when.


I really don't want to that crossover exist, but I'm oddly intrigued.

>>30570880
Then let the cute commence!

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Bumping.

Bonus Question: would you rather be in a world like mainline, or like PMD? If you had to, of course.

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Pyukumuku.

I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to relax in my spot and be nice to passersby-ers.

A quiet, lazy, comfy life.

Even if I were to be captured, it would be a fun ride. A trainer who can appreciate what little I have to offer is no-undoubtedly a good person and I would love to experience the world away from my precious spot with them.