This girl walks into Gamestop and slaps your spry swimmer friend on the ass. How do you react?
>>30560238
By engaging in high impact sexual intercourse with said swimmer friend right in front of her to intimidate her
>>30560238
Ask my friend for swimming lessons
Spitroast her.
>>30560238
Is...is this true? Would she slap my spry swimmer friend on the ass, or is she just lying?
>>30560238
Kick her full force in the face with combat boots
Shit myself violently and start crying like a little girl until I vomit all over the clerk from the smell of my shit
Become friends with her, because that friend was a dick anyways.
ENOUGH LANA THREADS REEEEEE
>>30560238
Dash dance into knee into FALCON PAAWWWNCH