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Hey /vp/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying

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Hey /vp/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.

So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny Pikipek. Holy shit. I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pikipek, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my 3DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pikipek, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /vp/.
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>>30549864
nice job you klutz
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Is this bait? I seriously can't tell anymore on this stupid board
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>>30549864
>Actually giving a fuck about a rare string of 1's and 0's over another human being

Yeah there's no saving you OP. I remember when my gf caused me to lose a shiny Pidove, I just pretended to be mad for a second and moved the fuck on.
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well there's a pasta i haven't heard in a very long time.
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>>30549913
>>30549928
>they've never seen this copyposta

>>>/rpokemon/
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>>30549970
>they spend their time on this board 24/7
>>>/adv
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@30549970
gee wiz sorry that I don't go on slash vp every second of my life (^: xD
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>>30550031
this pasta was created when FR/LG was new.
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This thread has made me feel old. Dammit veep
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>>30549864
>doesn't even use a good pokémon in their copypasta

Fucks sake, anon, at least try to make this shit believable.
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>>30549864
Now there's some delicious pasta.
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>>30551792
But it was originally a Pidgey, and shiny Toucannon looks 10x better than shiny Pidgeot.
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>>30550140
>@30549970
>emoticons
go back to tumblr
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you should think of it more like a shitty relationship ruined your 3ds. lose her, dude
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>>30549864
An original twist on a classic meme, well done
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You guys are just pretending, right? This is a classic.
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Really makes you think about how the years have passed by
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Isnt this the fucking shiny pidgey copypasta?
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>>30549864
Lol post the screencap
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>>30549864
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>>30549864
>some anon tries to weed out the newfags with an old copypasta for some laughs
>first 5 posts guaranteed has some smartass going "hehe look guys this is a copypasta"
Everytime
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>>30549864
>I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pikipek
Yeah.... I'm afraid you deserve that pal.
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