> It can control water bubbles with song. its trainer must

Someone literally made that up.

>>30538155
Why are water types the softest shittiest types?

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>The idea of having to take care of a literal pokemon version of a high-maintenance prima donna that sits all day to sing while literally grabbing for others' attention and acts all pretty, but might in fact act all snobby backstage much like some prima donnas back then and thinks it's some sort of high deity

Yeah, not interested

There was a reason why I initially disliked Popplio but then grew to like it only to have my expectations crushed

The darn thing already acted like a prideful little pampered shit, much like a prima donna in battle and in Amie, it wasn't even about how it looked, but how it acted that fired off red alerts in my head.

The final evolution even involves the word prima donna, but mashes it with the word marine.

>>30538886
>ip count didn't rise
OP?

>>30538155
M-muh dick

>>30538984

It didn't? Weird. I'm not OP though. Might be because of my dynamic IP.

> reading Pokedex entries

It's your own damn fault

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>>30538155

Also despite looking like that.

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>>30538886
>actually hating a pokemon because of headcanon

>>30539482
>actually thinking starter gender ratio is canon

>>30539482
Are you implying that trannies and drag queens aren't some of the most prima donna people to exist?

>>30538155
>This thing can't learn draining kiss
>Klefki can
So all Primarinas confirmed bj virgins and confirmed Klefkis are sluts.

>>30539355
well??? dont leave me hangin b

>>30538155
You know what you are thinking might damage her throat and make it sound worse.

>>30538155
What's wrong exactly?

>>30538539
Kek. Water is easily the best type of the trio. So much that people whine about Ice not resisting Water.

>>30538155
I wonder how you maintain its throat.

>>30538886
this is why i picked litten

i can cheer inceneroar on as he wrestles other pokemon

10/10