Everyone hates the living ice cream but LOVES the living piece

>>30527226
>Paper
>Steel/Grass

Explain

One is an abstraction of an item.

The other is literally a copy of the item with a smily face drawn on it.

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>>30527244
Paper comes from trees and has been folded over 1000 times by superior nippon paper folders, stop being dumb.

>>30527244
It's already been said a billion times, paper's made ouf of wood

>>30527244
>Paper comes from trees
>He can slice through anything with his sword hands

What the fuck kind of pieces of paper do you have

>>30527244
Nippon paper folded over 1000 times

Samurai paper origami is better than literally an Ice cream

>>30527226
>Everyone hates the living ice cream
Name one person

LITERALLY
BETTER
THAN
ICE
CREAM

>>30527317
you

>>30527226
Well maybe less people would hate it if it doesn't have that retarded face.
Vanillite is top cute and vanillish is below average. Vanilluxe can choke on a bag of hot monkey dicks and die.

>>30527226
>take paper
>now shape it into an actually unique design

>take ice cream
>draw smiley faces on it
>excuse this by saying it's not actually ice cream

>>30527317
The entire community. And you know this dam well, it and Garbodor are still hated by normies and the like, especially Genwunners for "ruining Gen 5".

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>>30527226
Yes Kartana looks like shit but I like Vanillite because it's cute.

>>30527226
Vanilluxe is fucking based fuck off

>>30527258

>abstraction

its lilterally my Senpai's HS Origami project

But I love the ice cream pokemon, or really any of them that have a dopey expression on their face

>>30527226
If the living piece of paper evolved into a bigger piece of paper and then into TWO living pieces of paper, we would hate it too.

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>>30527226
> Implying I don't like both
What gets me about Kartana is how fucking TINY it is. When I first saw it I thought it was going to be Gundam sized but nope. It's smaller than a Raticate.

>>30527226
OP, when will you learn?

People don't hate object based pokemon because they're based on objects

They hate object based pokemon because they don't look "cool" to them. If there's a "cool" looking object based pokemon, they don't have a problem with it. "Running out of ideas" means "I think it looks uncool".

The only thing I hate is that Ice type is shit. I want to use Vanilluxe in my team but I seriously can't find a place for it.

>>30527226
Worst UB

>>30527813
It gets Snow Warning this gen so maybe an Automatize set w/Blizzard, Freeze Dry, and coverage?

>left is considered a Pokemon
>right is excused because it's literally categorized as a category of pokemon specifically meant to be different from regular Pokemon
I would have literally no problems with vanilluxe and garbodor if they were mascots for companies in Pokemon or something, but they're living creatures that are supposed to make sense coexisting next to creatures like eevee and pidgey.

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>>30527226
One is an eldritch abomination alien that still has a somewhat human build and looks like it's capable of fighting. The other is a nonsensical assymetrical Siamese twin blob that has neither functional limbs nor a well-placed cannon, making it completely awkward as a living creature.

Had Vanilluxe looked more like this, it wouldn't have been hated nearly as much.

>>30527244
Paper>Rock

>>30527317
Let's not play dumb

I love love the ice cream line but I agree with you. Then again swords and samurais are way more appealing to try hards than a cute ice cream cone

>>30527768
Basically this

>>30527226
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PAPER FOLD UP MAN

>>30527226
But I like the Vanillite line, you fucking nigger. Don't assume shit.

>>30527226
Ones an alien with neat design features and can be passed off as life looking like human objects (like how other objectmons that are loved)+has good stats with a decent typing.

The other is just ice cream with eyes and is shit competitively.

>>30528176
It looks like fucking shit, If anything it would be hated because it's somehow even STUPIDER looking than it is now.

>>30527226
Jokes on you, I hate both.
>>30527244
Stell and Grass are SE against Rock. Got it? Rock, paper scissors.

To be honest every single Pokémon has its own design and personality. Which is why I don't a single design. Yeah I hate a few Pokémon but they're designs make them who they are. Individuals.

>>30527226
It has nothing to do with subject, everything with execution. Get this into your thick skull.

>>30528546
>>30528943
>>30528943
So the scissors Pokemon would be... Fire type?
A nonlegendary Steel/Fire Pokemon would be nice, but Steel beats Rock.

>>30527226
You're implying that they're both "great" designs. I liked ice cream buddy when he was released, but he looks like fucking trash compared to our new inanimate queen

>>30527907
Fucking dumbass they are MONSTERS

Also, Muk coexisted besides Eevee and Pidgey.

>>30527226
Ice cream came from the worst gen that nearly killed the franchise.

/thread

>Ultra Beasts are aliens

Holy shit. I knew /vp/ was stupid, but this takes it. Deoxys is an alien. UBs are just beings from a parallel dimension.

>>30529210
>le Muk is bad maymay

kys

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>>30527742
kartana is a little baby

>>30527443
>normies
>genwunners
who cares?

>>30528176
stop posting this anon

everytime theres a meme argument about vanilluxe you always post this

and its fucking garbage

vanilluxe is fine

>>30529580
t. Vanilluxelover

One is competitively viable, one isn't.
:^)

One is goofy, the other one is edgy, underages and manchildren need to hate on goofy and praise edgy because it makes them look tougher (in their headcanon).

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>>30529807
>Edgy
>When it's implied it doesn't attack if unprovoked
>Thinking a 1'00 foot tall origami thingy is remotely edgy

>>30529435
found teh underage

>>30529868
insert rules of nature here

>>30529868
But anon, Kartana is impossibly edgy, it can cut down buildings easily.

>>30527317
Jackie Chan

>>30527226
One's a derp cone. The other is an origami samurai. Nuff said.

>>30530046
Does it mean it will always do that?No.
I just like the idea of a tiny origami monster cutting an entire building when nobody suspected a creature that looks so harmless destroy something that big

>>30529435
I didn't say Muk was bad, I'm just pointing out that since day 1 there have been 'unnatural' inorganic monsters.

>>30527226
I hate both

>>30529419
>UBs are just beings from a parallel dimension.
That seems pretty alien to me, anon.

I don't like Kartana either, but damn Vanillish and Vanilluxe are a blight on James Turner's portfolio. Vanillite is good though.

>>30527226
my man have you seen that attack and speed stat + that typing, I'd love vanniluxe if it had those kind of attributes too. Instead now it just tries to spread the cancer that's hail and gets outclassed by the snowflake ninetales.

>>30528987
hey miku ur awmsome just b urself

>>30530111
Monstrous is the last thing I would call Vanilluxe.

Also like to think Kartana is very clever.
>It's grass/steel, making it very weak to fire. Like how paper is very flammable
>grass/steel also gives it two super effective stabs against rock. Because paper beats rock.
>I bet a blew your mind
>that'll be $1.50 please

Wow it's almost like one looks like shit and the other does not

why the fuck is Kartana impossible to trade for on the GTS!?

YOU IDIOTS TRADE IT FOR PHEREMOSA

NOT CELESTEELA
NOT LUNALA
NOT MEWTWO FUCK OFF

>>30530104
We're being literal.

It's edgy for the same reason a fucking sword is edgy- as in it literally has edges sharp enough to cut things

>>30530291
People trade Kartana for Celesteela and Buzzwole for Pheromosa because not everyone knows about the quantity you get in each version

>>30530291
because pheromosa is considered worthless trash apparently and it's impossible to get any other legendary for them in return

>>30527258
>literally a copy of the item
Where do you get icecream that is just a snowball placed on an icicle?

>>30527226
I kind of like the vanilluxe line.
I wish it had branching evolutions based on different ice cream flavours
pistachio is the best

>>30527226
I like both actually.

>>30529647
Not her, but fuck you, I loved Weezing first, and I really dig Vanilluxe now.

>>30527226
*Unsheathes Kartana*

Origami is still more creative than a fucking ice cream cone and atleast requires some skill to pull off.

>>30533298
It's not literally an ice cream cone though.

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>not liking japanese origami demons
Shit taste desu senpai

>>30527226
I like the Vanilluxe line and literally always have. I used it and enjoyed it in Black 1.