ITT: We come up with region variants for other countries
Aus-Corsola
Rock / Ghost
Cursed Body / Weak Armor
HA: Toxic Boost
don't be sad corsola ;_;
>>30515732
Why would you fucking do this?
Piece of shit faggot, poor thing deals with enough bullshit from those nigger starfish and you wanna make it sad. Fuck off forever and die please.
>>30515887
How the fuck can you white-knight a fictional piece of coral
>>30515732
So is this a british cuisine thread?
>>30515732
JAP-Mimikyu
Electric/Ghost
>>30516045
Id rather see mimikyu posessing pikachu
>>30515887
>>30515979
o i am laffin
>>30515732
Serb-Farfetch'd
Fighting/Flying
Speed Boost / Sniper
HA: Huge Power
Visual changes: Turns white and grows a second head, carries two swords made out of leeks.
Himalayan Gogoat
Grass/Rock,
Grass/Ice, or
Grass/Fighting
UK-Golem
Rock/Electric
Magnet Pull / Sturdy
HA: Galvanize
>>30515732
US-Gumshoos
Normal / Steel
Huge Power / Power Construct
>>30515732
Ohh you're a dick
>mfw muh reef is both dying and being devoured by the thing Toxipex is based off
>>30515732
Mantine got a significant boost this gen, but we can do better.
Ghost/Electric.
Swift Swim, Water Absorb and Water Veil become Surge Surfer, Volt absorb and Infiltrator.I'd think there'd be a variant form of Remoraid and therefor Octillery to go along with it, but I don't care at the moment.
>>30516571
Kek
>>30515732
>mfw the great barrier reef is officially confirmed dead
another loss in 2016
>>30518265
Or maybe it evolves from leveling up with a completly new Pokemon instead of Remoraid. Some sort of electric jellyfish or something.
>>30518265
This was my favorite level in SMS.
>>30516571
I don't get it. That's just Alolan Golem. Is it because they're both islands?
>>30515732
Now I'm sad.
Russian Salandit/salazzle
Poison/ICE
Not creative enough to come up with lore.
>>30518390
>the great barrier reef is now dead
it hurts
>>30518390
Will there be a good year ever again
>>30518390
>officially confirmed dead
no it wasn't
it had the largest die-off of coral in history, but it's not dead. it could grow back in a couple of decades.
>>30518728
How will it grow back if the oceans will only be hotter in a couple of decades?
>One of the first forms of life
>Millions of years to adapt and evolve
>Dies to the slightest change to temperature
Stupid faggot coral
>>30518774
I said it could. The point is it's far from "officially dead."
>>30518774
How have corals survived at all over millenia with water getting hotter and colder?
>>30518265
>not caring about octillery
Kys
>>30518488
He has a busy unkempt beard and also happens to explode. Eurofags are being invaded by mudslimes.
>>30515732
Funny. Dick move, but funny.
>>30518947
This.
>>30518774
It's just how nature works. Nature is cruel. Weak get wiped out, but if something is strong enough it will continue on. This is what spurs evolution. It's simple Darwinism.
>>30518999
Normal Octillery absolutely should have Mega Launcher. No mega required.
>>30519062
Okay dude but we kinda need our environment to stay the same for our human activities like farming and not getting fucked in half by tornadoes so don't buy that gas guzzler just yet
>>30518728
>die-off of coral in history, but it's not dead. it could grow back in a couple of decades.
If all of humanity disappears right this second, sure
>>30515732
STOP
Poor thing.
>>30519508
>>30519572
It was and is an inevitability. Regardless of what humanity does or doesn't do.
Aus-Kangaskhan
oh shit wait that's not possible because a Hawaiian pokemon has been denied of appearing in a Hawaiian based region
>>30519794
Just you wait for Aus Pokemon NOT to have Komala
>>30516718
Can learn Barrier and both Reflect and Light Screen
It's used like a good physical defensive wall.
Grass/Fire Lilligant
Gamefreak please
>>30519713
>he doesn't believe in man-assisted climate change
>almost 2017
>>30521765
>[CURRENT YEAR] MEME
>>30515732
Australia has the biggest coral reefs in any part of the world, even though a lot of it is being killed, it's still the biggest. so how exactly does a bleached "dead" ghost coral type pokemon fit as an Aus theme? if anything pink corsola is Aus corsola and ghost dead corsola is shitty american/jap polluted water corsola
>>30515732
I like the idea of a Grass / Water Corsola with kelp growing on top of it instead of coral.
>>30518265
Don't you ever fucking post this guy ever again! I fucking hated this guy, he would just drain my lives. I was like 4 or 5 when I played this so if I played again, I guess it wouldn't be hard, but still, this thing triggers me
>>30519713
Yeah, and we almost certainly sped up the process and severity of it.
>>30515732
Aus-Toxapex
Water/Dark:^)
>>30521765
>>30523551
>There are people who actually believe this
The hubris and ego of people is astounding.
>>30521765
>Its the CURRENT YEAR!
>COME ON PEOPLE!
Fuck off John
>>30515732
RIP Great Barrier Reef. You will forever be missed.
>>30523647
It wont be missed, because it was worthless
>>30523647
Oh wait. It's still there.
>>30523656
It was beautiful.