Let's play a game, /vp/. >You wake up one day to find

So do I need to have Pikachu, pigeotto, the three starters, Muk, kingler and some tauros by the time I get to the indigo league?

He walks around aimlessly and befriends one of every pokemon that exists, but doesn't like to catch anything.

>>30508606
Don't need them, but it's just likely that you'll see them. That's all.

Also you can catch whatever the hell you want, it's just that you'll tend to find yourself in similar scenarios that he was in.

>>30508171
I kill myself and sell my body to science to see if they can discover the secret of eternal youth from it.

>Avoid the Spearow flock
>In avoiding the Spearow, avoid Misty and don't have her following you
>Pikachu is uninjured, thereby letting me avoid Team Rocket at the Pokemon Center and never have them following me
>Avoid Kanto gyms with bullshit like Celadon, Saffron and Cerulean, visit some Anime only Gyms instead
>If skipping Surge makes Pikachu have no issues with evolving, then skip Surge and evolve Pikachu
>Don't catch Caterpie, Haunter, or Primeape, all of whom were released early on. Catch only one Tauros.
>Add Muk to the main team where Butterfree would be.
>Upon catching Krabby, send Squirtle to Oak so I can focus on raising Krabby since Squirtle eventually returns to the Squirtle Squad.
>If Charizard ignores orders, send him to Oak and add Tauros to the main team.
>Don't ever board the S.S. Anne
>Challenge another anime only gym rather than risk Mewtwo at Vermillion
>Better yet, just challenge the Battle Frontier instead, and avoid Kanto's anime Gym's bullshit entirely.
>If Jigglypuff is going to follow me around, might as well catch it.
>Since Misty isn't around, keep Togepi.

Evolve Pikachu as soon as I can. There are zero reasons for Ash not to have Raichu at this point.

Eliminate Jessie and James if they keep following me.

Find/buy/own TMs. It would make life alot easier.

None of this abandoning your best pokemon so they can train by themselves.

Revisit Kanto after fighting in other leagues and retry the kanto league. Those simpletons don't know more than 149 pokemon.

>>30508171
play with my little 10 year old penis

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>Straight ahead into Kalos after getting Pikachu
>avoid Misty
>get Froakie
>try my luck there, if i see Alan, tell him BURASTU BAAN and go away
>if i can, age up with Serena (^:
>catch shit and train shit, allow myself to have fun
>try the league at the very end, but probably will lose on purpose to stay in the Pokemon world. Even as Ash, it's a better life.
>visit other regions, make other friends there
>catch more stuff
>trying league and stuff from time to time to enjoy.
>don't give a shit about losing in the finals, i want to stay in that world and not compete for staying there
>take my Ash-Greninja with me all the time
tfw i'm not Ash

>>30508171
Fuck Misty non-stop.