what are some pokemon that nu-males would use? starting

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>>30499096

>>30499096
I don't get this meme

>>30499128
>Pokemon version of Toki Makabe
>Nu-male

>>30499128
Nope.
>>30499155
Literally what? What's a nu-male anyway?

Sableye
Skarmory
Golem
Slowbro
Aerodactyl
Nidoking
Kangashkhan
Umbreon

Any I missed?

>>30499202
>pooplio
>No litten in there
Fixed. Litten is the only good choice. Incineroar bosses everything with ease.

>>30499207
These seem random

>>30499207
I don't understand your reasoning.

Rowlet definitely. No contest.

A real man doesn't use any of the Gen 7 starters.

>>30499202

You owlfags are so insecure.

>>30499096
Could you explain what a nu-male is? I'm not familiar with this neo-meme.

>>30499128
Too masculine

>>30499252
And online. It's one of the few competitively viable gen 7 Pokemon, that physical attack, the right moves, it can take down pretty much anything. The trick is the right set up.

>>30499275
You know the people who go around talking about how decidueye is gonna be OU and how it has amazing bulk and unrivalled utility and stuff like that?

That's what a neo-male is

>>30499275

>Nu-males are men (with "men" being used as loosely as possible) lacking self-respect who are completely devoid of any masculinity and will jump at any moment to defend women online for feminist brownie points while falsely believing that in return, they'll receive sexual favors. They're a step above "Nice Guys" in terms of beta they are.
Nu-males are almost exclusively white (although some exceptions exist), ultra liberal, hipsters, wear some form of thick framed glasses with a matching obnoxious beard, submissive but outspoken (only online), in their 20-30s, harbor any form of self-hatred (white guilt, male guilt, etc.), either are thin as a twig or are overweight and very active on social media. They're often pseudo-intellectuals and will opt to blocking as their form of arguing online to any opposing opinions or valid criticism in order to protect their fragile egos.

Are we talking Anthony Birch-style nu-male? Then Nidoqueen, Kanghaskhan, Blissey, Mandibuzz, Salazzle, female Meowstic

>>30499317
>Salazzle
Why?

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>>30499280
>Too masculine
>Scrawy legs and arms and sausage fingers

>>30499238
T. Nu-male

>>30499313
Okay, then where does the association with Decidueye come in? It would seem to me that Primarina would be more fitting.

>>30499231
>>30499238
The guy just listed his favorite Pokémon.

>>30499369
If you have to ask, you probably are one

>>30499204
You know hipsters? Them.

>calling other people weak
>on an anime imageboard
>for Pokemon

You have no position to speak

>>30499096
if you play pokemon you're a nu-male by default

>>30499459
>>30499406
stay mad owlfags

>>30499313
There's also a 50% chance that there was an attempt to be an indie game developer, and as a result their Twitter avatar might have a pixelated version of themselves. Expect bios to be something like "I am a game developer." I guess it's some form of being ironically blunt?

>>30499207
Claydol
Rhydon
Steelix
Haunter
Blissey
Marowak
Snorlax
Cloyster
Kabutops
Weaville
Magneton
Jynx
Magmar
Electabuzz
Zatu
Mr.Mime
Starmie
Murkrow

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>>30499096
They would try forcing ironic meme sets like Ambipom.

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>>30499488
>playing pokemon
>thinking youre anything but a nu male

>>30499207
oh wow. This may seem random but a numale i know loves nidoking, sableye, skarmory and umbreon... they're in his top6

>>30499128
>someone posts owl
>hahaha I'm gonna post tiger, that'll show them
Hilarious post anon

>>30499273
>projection about projection about projection etc.

This is why the world is the way it is.

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>>30499204
A nu-male is, apparently, a kind of beta that wants 'manhood' to be redefined to suit them. It seems to involve a lot of guilt and shame for masculinity, and a lot of self loathing. They're generally super passive but outspoken, and will look for approval in any group they consider less privileged than themselves. They're also generally considered a joke though they take it seriously, and well known examples I was given include Dobson and Burch.

Given this definition, they'd gravitate towards fairy types, the ones that look non-confrontational or feminine, and only special attackers if any at all.

Something like:
>Aromatisse
>Comfey
>Musharna
>Salazzle
>Blissey
>Audino (Mega)

If you any of like these Pokemon, then congratulations it says nothing about you. OP is being a faggot trying to pick fights, whatever Pokemon you like is fucking irrelevant to anything else, especially if it's some random faggot being a faggot over them.

>>30499388
Okay, but I picked Incineroar.

>>30499096
I have no idea why but this Decidueye nu-male cuck meme just makes me laugh so much. It's starting to become my next Baneposting or Toddposting. I don't even hate the fucking owl but this shit just reduces me to tears every time I even think about it.

>>30500026
You probably subconsciously want Incineroar to cuck you.

>>30500235
So everyone is a nu-male regardless of what they pick. I love this neo-meme.

People get insecure based on starter choice? That's sad

>>30499202
Nu-male detected.

>>30499096
Do you need to know so you can use them?

It's no surprise that cucks would pick
>muh stealth archer