Pew Pew you fucking bitch Your bag can't withstand my infinite

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>>30479920
Oh really? Say that in front of my face you fucking shitcloud. Get in my fucking bag, NOW.

>>30479920

silly ningens and their bags

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>>30479962
Pew
Pew
Pew

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*click clack*

Duffel bag or body bag. Choose.

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>>30480013
I'll wear your skin as a bag

>>30479920
I have here a Master Ball, a Poke Ball so perfectly designed that not even God himself could escape it's confines.

Do you want to get into the bag now? Or do you want to never see the light of day ever again?

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>>30480013
Fine. I'm in the bag

>>30479962
>>30480013
What the pew did pew just pewing say about me, you little pew? I’ll have pew know I graduated top of my class in the Nebby Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.

I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entirety of Alola. Pew are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.

Pew think pew can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across Ultra Space and pewur ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing pew called pewur life. Pew're pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint pew in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.

Not only am I extensively trained in nebulous combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe pewur miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, pew little Shiinotic. If only pew could have known what unholy retribution pewur little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon pew, maybe pew would have held your pewing tongue.

But pew couldn’t, pew didn’t, and now pew’re paying the price, pew Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over pew and pew will drown in it.

Pew’re pewing dead, skiddo

>>30480086
Solgaleo is nearly a fourth of Cosmoem's weight, if Lillie can drag that little shitter around she sure as hell can drag Solgaleo

>>30480082
Not overkill enough.

>stuff Nebby into a Master Ball
>throw that into a lead-lined bag that you sew shut with iron fibers
>throw that into a safe and then fuse the door shut
>feed the safe to Guzzlord
>have Palkia warp Guzzlord directly into the nearest black hole
>use Dialga to accelerate the passage of time of the black hole until Hawking evaporation destroys it completely

DONE
TRY AND GET OUT OF MY BAG NOW

>>30480171
Cosmoem is floating so there's practically zero friction acting on it. The force that Lillie uses to move Cosmoem is in the horizontal direction, whereas Solgaleo is affected by gravity so the fatass lion is going anywhere unless Lillie inexplicably becomes a Heracross.

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>>30480211
Pew?

>>30480171
>>30480264
>Not this shit again

>>30480271
HOW

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>>30480821
Multiverses, bitch!

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>tfw Nebby got laid before you do