Generate a pokemon https://randompokemon.com/ You wake up o

I got Chesnaught.
I guess I'd go to the gym more.

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>cubchoo
I can get laid so easily like this.

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>freedombird
ye boiiii

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Well, shit.

>>30478158
>generate Blastoise Mega
Join the military I guess

>>30478158
>Ludicolo
Join a mariachi band? At least I still have opposable thumbs

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>>30478158
>litten
Wouldn't really mind. Fire cat isn't that bad

>Tapu Fini

Time to suck more cock.

>Spoink
Pray to never stop bouncing.

>Skiploom
Kill myself

>Snivy
Live in the forest until i evolve into waifu snake and then get my revenge.

>Ditto
Well that has potential to be good in a lot of ways

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>Venipede

At least I get to evolve into one of my favourite Bug types and Gen 5 Pokemon.

>Heracross
Look out for birds.

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>>30478202
ALOMOMOLA UNDERAGE KEK

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>Liligant
I am someone's waifu now

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Can't say I'm mad.

>>30478495
Deported

>>30478158
>Registeel
I'd probably just find a secluded cave and sleep for a few thousand years.

>Drapion
Stab a bitch.

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>>30478158
My family locks me up in a small room. My sister feeds me garbage and my dad throws apples at me occasionally.

>Porygon
I live inside 4chan.

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>>30478158
Be a sneaky breeki and steal shit while punching other shit.

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>>30478158
Fucked because I can't swim in my bed.

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>>30478158
Fuck yeah.

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I go around being an asshole by causing blackouts and fucking up people's computers

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>>30478158
I'd go to Italy and kill all of the Muslims!

>Buzzwole
I'm just gonna flex at people

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It's raining outside.

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>>30484521
So it is.

>generate Zekrom
Well, time to shit thunder on everyone who ever pissed me off

>>30478158
cosmog

hold me

>Hitmonlee

I'd become a /fit/izen

>elgyem
AYYYYYYYY LMA0!!!!!!!!!!

>>30484706
GET IN THE BAG

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>sentret

>>30478158
top kek. all will bow before me.

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>>30485537
fuck

Cosmoem

fuck

>Cherubi

Destined to be popped.

>>30478158
>Stufful
Finally, I will be loved.

>mudsdale

Uh... look for a cute redneck girl to ride me?

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>Mareanie
I go depopulate the barrier reef.

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>Gliscor

And so the Jersey Devil became real.

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How do I even live with this

My hands are too small, I can't post on 4chan

fuck.

>>30478158
>Tapu Lele
Go and mess with some islanders I guess. Start a war? I dunno.

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>mega fug
can I shitpost in space?

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>>30478158
okay.

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>>30478158
>Combee
>Male

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>Modest
... I mean it could be worse.

>>30478158
>Tapu Koko
i get to be an asshole and get away with it. nice.

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I awoo

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burn down houses

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>Manaphy
Time to explore the sea

>Zygarde
Find a cave to chill in and occasionally come to the surface to scare the shit out of people

>dragalge
Drop some Draco meteors on boats in the New York harbor, then swim off to create a cool mystery