I wanted a Jolteon in my team. I got one. She fucking sucks.

>>30477078
Should have got the superior eeveelution instead. Umbreon

>>30477078
>excels in speed and attack
speed and SPECIAL attack anon, big difference. It can be very good, and with volt switch you can have a decent pivot. That's what she is for, mementum. If you dont like that get another eeveelution.

>>30477143
Umbreon is good only if you want a bulky staller, nothing wrong with that.

>>30477078
>attack
You fucked up. You run fast Jolteon with SpA and thunder shit into oblivion.

>>30477181
>>30477182

Whoops, my bad.
No I know Jolteon excels in SPECIAL Attack, I just forgot to type the word in while posting.

>>30477078
What team?
>battle spot/battle tree
don't
>ingame/friendly matches
Modest, 252 satk 252 speed, thunderbolt or thunder/volt switch/HP ice/shadow ball. pair with waters for free heals. How the hell you cannot kill shit with 110 Satk?

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I think Leafeon is better then Jolteon, at least in battle. Leafeon is a decent attacker with a good defense stat.

>>30477291
salad dog is shit

>>30477215
Ok. But yeah you thunder if you think you can survive the hot, otherwise you volt switch to your wall if you don't think you can.

>>30477291
leafeon is cuter, but its the worst eeveelution bar glaceon. Its just shit at what it does compared to othe grass types, and what it does isnt even that good to begin with.

>>30477436
>leafeon is cuter
Said no one ever

>>30477078
Good taste on porn though
I love this entire set

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>>30477446
Cuter than jolteon at least, which isnt saying much anyways. The real cutest is pic related

>>30477501
Take your awful taste back to your general

>>30477078
sauce?

>>30477243
not op but I have the same problem, should I switch my jolteon for a vikavolt for the battle tree/battle spot?

>>30477531
author name's dagasi, anon.

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>>30477526
stay salty, anon.

>>30477546
I've had worse luck with the bug

>>30477546
Fuck no. Other than being slow, he has paper and glass defense. You won't have any chance of using It. I still don't understand why GF gave It descomunal Sp. Attack (hope spolier text works now shit)

>>30477078
hook it up to a pedal generator and cycle as hard as you can so it powers up all the electric type moves

only gets as strong as how hard you pedal

>>30477546
>vikavolt
No, it's even worse
If you really want an electric mon use scarfed Xurkitree

>>30477446
>>30477526
I bet you like edgemons.

>>30477078
>furfag
>eeveelutionfag
>complete idiot
It all makes sense.

>>30477711
define "edgemon"
@30477720
Try harder next time if you want a (You)

>>30477720
Epic burn bro, you sure showed him who's boss.

>>30477707
>Xurkitree
using legendaries feels like cheating
oh well if I don't have other choices I guess I'll go for it

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>>30477720
OP's here.
that's really fucking rude.

>>30477817
>legendary
laughingGirls.exe

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>>30477817
>using legendaries feels like cheating
Good thing Xurkitree is a sub-legendary

>>30477817
Blame GF for awful mega stone distribution, else you could run mega manectric

>>30477817
>Xurkitree

It's got a lower BST than Metagross/Dragonite/Tyranitar and so on. It's not only not legendary, but weaker than other pokemon that aren't legendaries.

>>30477078
At least Jolteon has 65 Def and 110 Sp. Attack. I had the brilliant idea to use fucking A-Raichu.
>Everything it attacks survives with HP and OHKOs it in kind
>Had to train it from a useless Pichu to a mediocre Pikachu until it got Discharge
>Can't set up with Terrain or Nasty Plot because it would just die the next turn

at least Thunder Wave was useful for catching pokemon with

>>30477078
>geting instakilled
run assault vest and good moves to counter

>>30478137
>assault vest
not this meme again

>>30478137
>assault vest
It's still gonna get destroyed by physical attacks. Best hope is to give it specs and hope you start ohko-ing stuff

>>30478330
>>30478298
My Jolt can tank an earthquake without it, I'm sure he will be fine with it on

>>30478298
>the reason Bisharp was OU last gen
>meme

You mother fuckers are probably running pokemon with like, 20 cumulative IV's, random EV's, hindering natures, and you wonder why they suck.

>>30478364
this is bait

>>30478382
Except it's not, Jolteon can take a hit while having red hp if it's IV/EV's are good enough

>>30478444
0- Atk Magikarp Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Jolteon: 114-136 (125.2 - 149.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Nope

>>30479447
now look who's baiting

>>30477482
There was a time when Pokemon didn't exist and I was 9 and used to masturbate at normal porn.
I blame GF for that, still that set makes me diamond.

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>>30477482
>dagasi in general