>Got his ass beaten by Kanto's gym leaders years ago

>>30476119
>successful professor
>smokin wife
>still an excellent trainer
>ripped as fuck
>obviously close with the masked royal
id kill to be this man

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There you do using that word again.

>>30476119
The problem is that he shouldn't have ever expected to win against a trainer with superior grorious Kantonese genetics folded over 100000 times

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>gets rekt by Kantokid
>"man, Alola Trainers are the best in the world"
That shit confused me to no end.
>>30476181
However, this.

Also, pic related.

>>30476119
He's happily married, so if anything, he wins

>>30476119
Are you kidding me, his life is amazing.

>>30476183
found the cuck

I'd be happy if I lived in a small hawaiian outskirt town with my hot wife and doggo

>>30476119
>Ripped as fuck
>Hot smart wife
>Does what he loves for a living
>Is a famous celebrity in both his normal work and nightly activity
>Managed to make his dream of a pokemon league a reality
>Has tons of friends and allies
>Has a fucking awesome team of Pokemon
>So losing to a kid he probably would've enjoyed loosing to to begin with means he's a cuck
I mean if Lance the almighty dragon fag with no sign of a personal life is cool in your eyes, it must be right, right guys?

>>30477509
Real question is which lance we're talking about and whether or not blue or whatever was one of the gym leaders.

>>30476119

he's definitely like the best Professor in a pokemon game since..... decades ago? honestly cant remember any of them between Oak and Kukui

>>30476119
Also a wrestler is fucking his wife

>>30478011
The only other professor I remember is the one from XY who kept trying to bone your mom. Like, fuck dude, go away. Leave my mom alone.

>>30476119
How old was he when he faced Lance even and more importantly how old is Lance now????

He KNEW he had to be beaten in Alola for the league to work.

Besides, he's the best professor to date, next to Rowan.

>>30478038
The Masked Royal can't be fucking Burnet because Burnet is the Masked Royal.

>>30478011
I like Kukui but he's nowhere as near as badass as Rowan was
Makes me excited on how they'll do his character in the remake

>>30478097
That's fucking dumb, you watch Burnet sploosh all over herself when the Masked Royal looks at her during the ending cutscene.
She's lucky Kukui wasn't there yet to catch her

>>30478068
Let's say Kukui is 26, he could have started his journey just 15 years ago when he was 11 like the MC. At the time Lance was probably in his late twenties and would now be in his forties.

>>30476119
As a trainer, sure, he has his shortcomings, but all trainers do. They clearly just wanted to suck Kanto's dick all the more.

He's still strong enough to take on the Elite Four (the one he built albeit) on his own any time he wishes, while also balancing his job as a professor, while also having a gorgeous wife, while also being the Masked Royal (or, fucking whatever, give me a (You) and say BUT HE'S NOT THE MASKED ROYAL LOL), you know what I mean. The guy's also pretty well built.

Kukui lives a pretty good life I'd say. Most of these shortcomings are just KANTO'S THE BEST AM I RIGHT? pandering.

>>30476299
You weren't a trainer until you moved to Alola, so where you originally came from is irrelevant.

>>30476119
>got his ass beaten by none other than a little kid from kanto

Did he actually defeat the Elite 4 before challenging the player? I extremely doubtful that he was the current champion before the player. The chair was empty and my ass barely had a chance to warm the seat before this jackass came along to challenge me.

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>>30478065
if this guy was hitting on my mom, I would be super jealous

>>30476299
>>30476119

Kantokid was using Alolan pokemon.

Is anyone else getting sick of this whole HURR WHO BE THE MASKED ROYAL! joke?

It was fine at first, but it's just another joke some faggots ran into the ground.

>>30478284

He let you go in first and fought everyone in the order you do just after you finish each fight, he wanted you to be champ and him to be your first challenge. His dialogue if you get him for title defense says he didn't want to be Champ of a league he built.

>>30478140
No see that was Kukui wearing the mask to help her protect her secret identity.

>>30478360

This shit always happens when writers set up a "mysterious" character who is blantently someone else, people still make jokes about who the masked heroes in XY are.

>>30476119
>challnged him no idea what to expect
>stealth rock first turn
>flipped my shit

>hot as fuck
>has his dream job
>lives in a beach house in hawaii
>10/10 wife
>will go down in the history books for founding a pokemon league
>cute loli lives in his loft

his life is literally perfect

>>30476119
>Beat island challenge
>Went to kanto and saw many new moves
>saw that Aloha trainers are at a severe disadvantage compared to other trainers from around the world
>came back to Aloha
>became a professor
>got a smokin' hot piece of ass for a wife
>inspired to build Pokémon Leauge
>Help his friends get strong
>Is super close with the Masked Royale
>ripped as fuck to the point where he can take full hits from Pokémon and live
>helps builds the first ever Pokémon Leauge
>get to see his friend who he has supported through the whole journey become Pokémon champion of Aloha
>Gets to see the children fo Aloha have even more fun now that there she not just the Island challenge, but Pokémon Leauge, which will allow them to grow stronger
>Continues to be jolly and cheerful through the whole journey
>strong enough to the point if he challenged Indigo Leauge once more, he might have a better chance to win
The life of Kukui fucking rocks. Hands down he's prod of himself for doing all this shit.

>>30478558
>helped build the first ever Pokémon league
Shit I meant first ever one Aloha region

>>30478314
The professors get younger within every generations juniper was the one the started it
Do you think we will get A 10 years old professor someday?

>>30478558
Alola

>>30478558
>Is super close with the Masked Royale
Anon, I...

>>30478613
Fuck man, I've been seeing that last L as an H the whole time.

>>30476181
Kukui is the masked royal you idot

>>30478676
they look nothing alike

>>30476119
>losing to dude3dragoniteslmao
pathetic

>>30478676
And how the fuck do you know this for sure?

>>30478676
>idot

>>30478676
>idot

>>30476119
>the same kanto kid then proceed to capture all of the island guardians that alolans have worshiped since forever

Can we all just agree that Alola is a cuck region?

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>>30478558
>Is super close with the Masked Royale
evrytiem

>>30478676
no its looker

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>>30478609
>shota professor

>>30479151
Or Loli professor?

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Why are you dissing the prof, OP?

>>30479514
OP is autistic and just loves hating on fictional characters.

Fuck you Kukui! How dare you stealth rock my team then start having your American Egal keep spamming Whirlwind to try and wear me down that way.

>>30478676
We all know that Lillie is the Masked Royal, quit bitching

>>30478676
No he is not. Stop making shit up.

>>30478676
>idot

>>30479704

>stealth cancer is diminishing the single player game now

It was only a matter of time

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>>30478676
obviously it's Burnet

>>30479704

>His braviary has whirlwind

Huh.

It only ever used Tailwind and brave bird to me

>>30478676
Stop with this meme already

>>30478676
>>30478685
>>30478708
>>30479803
God I love /vp/ so much

>>30480962
The Red Card trainer also used a similar gimmick, caught me off guard that they'd employ an actual strategy

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>>30476119
>realizing now that this artwork was a redraw of this
niiiice, who's the original artist, OP?

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>Alolan Ninetales
>Snorlax
>Day pooch
I seriously want to know how he lost to Lance

>>30481339
Probably had a much worse team back then. That or all his fairy types and Alola forms magically transformed when he entered kanto because fuck you. Main reason is to make Lance look better for obvious reasons.

>>30481185
y'know there is an image search button, anyway here's the original picture on pixiv

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60225503

>>30478083
Rowan is boring and did literally nothing

>>30481339
He challenged lance back when he was fresh out of Alola, every trainer was nothing compared to those in Kanto. His team probably is more ready for Kanto and any other region than it was back then

>>30476119
best Professor we've ever had

>>30481902
>having taste this bad

also he's even hotter than sycamore.. I'd fuck him

>>30476119
What on god's green fuck is a Pokemons?

>>30478360
Do you even Kayfabe, son

>>30478705
even worse, he has an alolan ninetails. how can you lose to that with an ice/fairy type?

>>30478275
>>30478323
Strategy does not equate to current nationality. A kid born and raised in Kanto would have the average intelligence of a Kanto child, not an Alola child

That means Kanto children might just be canonically smarter than Alola children

Kanto remakes with young Kukui as a secondary rival.

>>30482409
>Jap smarter than someone from a 3rd world country.
Makes sense
Hawaii may be "part of America" but it is far enough away that it isn't really America

>>30482402
Assuming similar levels at the time, and Kukui's current team vs Lance's HGSS Round 1 champion team, his Gyarados could take out Lycanroc fairly easily (especially if it misses the Stone Edge), and Aerodactyl outspeeds and has a good chance of OHKOing Ninetales with Rock Slide. Then the dragons mop up what's left.

>>30478676
???

I thought we established that Kahili was the masked royal

That's why she never appears in the game, right?

right?

>>30478360
not as bad as the nebby bag shit

>>30482574
You mean Alolan kids are smarter than Unovian?

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>>30478676
pew lad

>>30479151
>>30479435
I would seriously like that. Give us an obnoxious "kid genius prodigy" professor! Heck, make him the rival, too!

>>30478360
I bet you think Matches Malone is Bruce Wayne, too.

>>30478676
It's not him. The royal mask doesn't have his wedding ring and is noticeably more tan.

i'd let him fuck my butt

>>30478650
Ahoha

>>30478676
are retaded?

>>30476201
Thats ridiculous, Kantonese only need to be folded 10 million hundred times because of the shitty iron there. That's why there's so much sickle cell there.

>>30477509
>>Is a famous celebrity in both his normal work and nightly activity
What did he mean by this?

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>>30478676
>mfw I scrolled down to check how many replies this had

>>30476119
isn't Chicken-chan and what's-his-face half Alolan though.

>>30487652
The only trainer in the series with a father is Brendan/May, the rest are the result of mitosis from the mother

>>30484202
This. This needs to happen.

>>30487736
chicken and dude have a father tho - didn't you check your fathers notebook in your room at the beginning of the game?

>>30478558
>beat island challenge
Wait Did he? I thought he said fuck it and just went to kanto instead

>>30487882
Kukui is clearly the father.

>>30487652
The mom is pretty brown.

>>30487824
Fuck yes. Also, give him sweet milf mother that's always apologizing for him and shit

>>30478676
you're fucking retarded.

>>30476181
Don't forget Lillie slept in his house

>>30478360
I bet you think the shadow triad arent the Striaton trio

Kanto bulls are superior to Alola cucks it's no surprise

>Wife is fucking a masked wrestler
>kid he gives a free Pokemon to BTFO of him in his own league
>travels to Kanto, whilst his wife fucks around with hot Hawaiian dudes, and gets Rekt by a dragon autist

JUST

Cuckui is a joke