A random girl comes up to you while you're playing Pokemon

You lost me at
>A random girl comes up to you while you're playing Pokemon S/M in public

>>30472274
no memes, the only correct answer is to look her dead in the eye, smile and say yes, you are a pedophile.

She'll be fucking triggered to shit but won't be able to do shit and you'll get mad keks.

>>30472274
>playing (...) in public
For what purpose

>>30472274
>while you're playing Pokemon S/M in public.
No.

A girl at the pokemon society at my uni said my Y character was cute

>>30472274
You lost me at
>A Random

>>30472274
>tfw you use Primarina, Tsareena, and Salazzle on the same playthrough because they're the best of their types and not because they're waifubait

Kids on this board need to realize not everything is about "muh sexy fictional creatures"

>>30472274
>things that never happened

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>being out in public

>>30472381
Primarina is neither the best Water nor Fairy type in Gen 7.

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>playing Pokemon Sun on the bus
>becomes crowded over the course of the ride
>toward my stop I save and put the game away
>dude a couple seats from me also has his 3DS out, playing pokemon

Really makes you think.

>>30472274
Honestly if you've got waifubait team and are playing as chicken-chan when you're not a female, you're just begging for public embarrassment. Don't be such a cringeworthy faggot.

>>30472417
It's still a water/fairy, typing has it excel far more than any other early water mons

Plus it's the best starter for General playthrough purposes

>>30472417
this

>>30472417
Also, I'm speaking for water types only, what do you consider better water mons than it?

>>30472466
>excel more than other water types
>golisopod
>araquanid
>wishiwashi
memes

>>30472274
>tsareena

no

terrible

>>30472274
>>"Ew, are you one of those furry weirdos or something?"
Yes, I am.

>>*she notices that you picked the chicken-chan trainer as well*
Yes, I am.

What now?

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>>30472274
>A random girl comes up to you
I'll take things that will never happen for 1000 alex

>>30472508
Toxapex
Golisopod
Araquanid
debatably Wishiwashi

I don't play 3ds games in public so this wouldn't happen
plus I'm a girl so playing as the girl and having feminine pokemon on my team is socially acceptable

>Tsareena
>Furry
She's a fruity

>>30472585
>I'm a girl

Prove it

>>30472274
>Caring at all about what a random being think
It's like you need your opinion validated by these non-important thing or something.

>>30472585
There's no need to fake your gender anon, it's ok if you like pokemon like tsareena and salazzle
:^)

>>30472466
Tapu Fini is both a better water type and a better fairy type than Primarina.

>>30472516
>golisopod
If I wanted a bug, sure, but it's typing doesn't fulfill a water type role because it can still lose to fire, rock, and flying

>araquanid
Same issues, plus it has a less viable moveset

>wishiwashi
The fuck is this meme? Gets rekt just the same as tranny seal and has shit moveset

>>30472585
L O N D O N
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>>30472299
Are you that socially inept that you actually think that's what would happen? You'd say you're a pedophile and she'd just get "triggered" and walk off to leave you with your game? She'd either call the police or call her guy friends to come kick your ass.

A random girl comes up to you while you're playing Pokemon S/M in public.
>"Are you playing pokemon anon? That's cool. What is your team?"
>*you show her as she looks over your 3DS and she sees a Decidueye and Golispod*
>"Wow, you must be a super cool guy, anon!"
>*she notices that you picked the alpha as fuck male trainer with the alpha as fuck haircut trainer as well*
>"Have sex with me, anon!

ITT: we post things that never happened

>>30472580
>Toxapex
Honestly about the only mon I can get behind being better, but it needs poison setup to be great

>>30472274
Nice projection femanon, most normal women dont even think furry shit when they see any pokemon meaning for a girl to think that she must be a goer of ep21 like the femanon OP is.

>>30472683
Read the fucking context, you don't use Fini in the playthrough

>>30472274
But I haven't gone out in public yet
But I don't have a Tsareena yet
But I'm not playing as a girl __

>>30472680
I like Tsareena and Salazzle.
It's because I'm a lesbian, isn't it?

>>30472732
>poison setup to be great
literally what

>>30472686
except that wishiwashi has literally superior stats by far

>>30472708
> call the police
what is with this meme. Do you people live in shit countries like the UK where loli pics on you pc will get you Jailtime? come to Texas. freedom is great.

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>>30472274
>playing in public
>going outside at all

>>30472814
Has nothing to do with loli pics. If you outright tell someone "yes I am a pedophile" they'll probably call the cops on you

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>>30472800

>>30472299
>thinking real life works like 4chan

>>30472680
but I don't like those pokemon ;^)

>>30472813
Poison setup so Merciless kicks in, Toxic Spikes+Venoshock+Merciless is ridiculous

>better stats

Yeah, until you get fried by a thunderbolt or hit with a leaf blade before you can move

>>30472843
being a pedophile isnt illegal in most countries

>>30472585
Do girls really like the feminine pokemons?

>>30472864
Regenerator.

>>30472814
>being a nonce

>>30472274
Nah sis, I live vicariously through fierce feminine Pokemon.

>>30472843
and what would the cops do? how would that call to 911 even go? unless you're sitting in a park next to a playground that is no grounds to arrest someone.

that being said the original guy who posted the response sounds like a fedora lord. You getting curb stomped in the parking lot is the most likely outcone there.

>>30472814
>what makes America great
>the freedom to be a paedophile in some states

You heard it here first, murifats actually think this.

>>30472903
Some of them maybe, but I do know that my best friend's gf loves Incineroar and dislikes popplio, not sure about primarina, she might haven't seen it yet

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>>30472274
>A random girl comes up to you

>>30472880
It is in the only one that matters

>>30472908
Regenerator works well competitively but in game Merciless sweeps entire teams

> caring what anyone thinks about your personal tastes

Life will be more enjoyable if you just do what you want because you like iy.

>>30472908
And yes I know it's a fucking wall but offense has always been the in game strat

>>30473049
>in game

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why are you faggots surprised that there are literal pedos here? that's like being surprised that there are literal cucks on /pol/

Where do you people fuckin live where it's socially unacceptable to play video games in public? Where I am, it's almost weirder if you don't play games.

I don't give a shit about you

you disgusting vagina monster, get the fuck away from me

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>>30472903
I do

>>30473128
Yes, that's the context of the entire conversation.

I don't have to worry about that my team is just 6 bewears

>>30473128
Seems you've forgotten the argument here, in game was the topic

Next time you want to have an austism duel I suggest you remember the context

>>30473186
>6 pedobears

>>30473199
No they're female

>>30472274
this pretty much happened to me at work, a girl I work with asked why I used what I used.

"I like water starters so I picked that"

"The grass type is really strong, Trop Kick is really good"

"The girl has better customization options"

>>30473217
>Trop Kick is really good

Uh, maybe for a crippling attack, but I got one shotted a lot because it didn't have the power to OHKO

>>30473174
>>30473194

allow me to elaborate.
discussing strategy for anything other than competitive or battle tree is actially retarded. the game is fucking easy.

>>30473254
I'm not talking about comp

>>30472466
no its not. you just like trannys.

>>30473211
> females can't touch kids.

tell that to my aunt.

>>30473268
Nice bait and switch you got here

>>30473316
I'm sorry anon I was just being ironic

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>>30472274
let me fix your post:

A random girl comes up to you while you're playing Pokemon S/M in public.
>"Are you a pedophile anon?"

>>30473273
Neither am I

>>30472274
>furry weirdos
>Implying normies know what a furry is

>>30472322
t.autist who likes to pretend he's socially well adjusted.

I've seen girls play SM in public, get off your high horse.

>>30472729
>alpha as fuck male trainer with the alpha as fuck haircut
The male trainer's haircuts all suck.

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>only "waifumon" I have on my team is tsareena, and ribombee if that counts
>rest is mudsdale, incineroar, buzzwole, and raichu
>played as a guy
realism = ruined

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>>30472843

How socially inept are you people that you think that someone would ask if you're a pedophile, and that if you responded with yes they'd think it was anything other than a joke?

I'd immediately follow it up with a "and how old are you?" and have her laugh and in my bed in a couple hours or less.

>>30473268
So you tried arguing poison setup for what reason then, if discussing strategy for in-game is retarded? Couldn't have just let the guy keep his reasoning and let it be?

>>30473419
Who the fuck just randomly asks someone if they're a pedo out of the blue, anyways?

>>30473465
that wasnt me anon.

>>30472274
No girl comes up to you playing 3DS unless she's the rarest most confident weird nerd chick of all time and at that point you've either lucked out or she's disgusting.

Either way it's doubtful that she's going to think of any Pokémon as "furbait" unless she's from here or into that, in which case you've either lucked out or she's disgusting.

>>30473315

Well memed.

Can we stop pretending that there's something wrong with playing Pokemon in public?

If you're attractive/cute/handsome and play Pokemon in public, girls will think you're a "quirky ironic nerd" type and will still approach you.

If you're ugly and play Pokemon in public, girls will think you're a degenerate. That's all there is to it.

The only thing that matters is if the person playing is attractive.

>>30472708
>police
Look I don't think you understand the law, anon. It's not illegal to be attracted to children, as disgusting as it may be in the real world. It's only illegal to act upon in some form (ie: child porn, statutory rape etc)

Thoughts themselves aren't illegal anon. This isn't 1984

>>30475027
Even if you're not ugly it's still rare to even get approached because nobody cares. You're just playing a game

>>30472296
He lost me at "that's cool"

>>30472748
>femanon
Anon, you should know better.

>>30473135
Cuckold. Is it so hard to type the entire word?

>>30476248
Because cuckold has a specific definition, while cuck is a buzzword that means whatever the user wants.

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>>30472274
>she has a copy as well as a 3DS
>take her's and turn it on
>she has an Incineroar, a Machamp and a Buzzwole

>>30472417
Tsareena isn't the best grass type and Salazzle isn't the best fire type either. Grass types are also one of the worst types in general. But I don't see you getting triggered by them.

>>30472274
But women can't be pedophiles. This scenario makes no sense

>>30476437
>Tsareena isn't the best 7th gen grass type
>Salazzle isn't the best 7th gen fire type

I don't use shit on my team anyway, so I'm in the clear.

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>>30476458
>women can't be pedophiles.

>>30475027
After reading through the thread, my only question is what are you doing that you have so much time to whip out your 3DS or even need to bring it with you? If I'm waiting for a bus or waiting on the train, I'm usually listening to a podcast on my phone or surfing Wikipedia.

>>30472299
Or you know she will start to loudly call you out for being a pedophile for everyone around to hear.
Yeah, sounds like mad keks.

>>30476580
Dhelmise > Tsareena
Toxapex > Salazzle
Incineroar > Salazzle

That's not counting legendaries/UBs and other gen pokemon that can be found.

>>30476768
>Toxapex
>Fire

>>30476927
I just threw that in there to cover poison. Poison is Salazzle's primary type y'know?

>>30476956
It's still not relevant.

>>30476681
?

>>30476976
I was covering my bases in case it became relevant. Either way I still covered fire too.

Also you can use just about whatever you want in-game. Not everyone thinks they have to use the absolutely statistically best available.

>>30477002
Do you actually believe that a woman can't be a pedophile?

>>30472274
A random 4/10 that was having orientation at my job came up to me about it. I think she was in high school, so I didn't pay her any attention.

>>30477040
Yes? It's the law.

>>30472274
Well I wouldn't choose to play as a female in the first place, but I'd ask her on why she jumped to that conclusion with the furry and pedophille accusations and point out that females have a better customization variety than males.

>>30472454
I would actually like to be friends with a guy who runs a waifubait team to swoon over how cute our pokes are. I have one already and we both set our "hellos" in festival plaza to: "I like to battle female preschoolers," for the laffs.

If a grown grill is playing SM she probably uses VP, too, this scenario is dumb.

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>>30472274
>playing it outside
>using that ugly motherfucker Primarina

>>30477047
You don't know the law very well. Female pedophiles who abuse their male students go to prison all the time.
Unless you live in some third world shithole.

I don't have a 3DS but
>>30472296
basically this.

>>30476723
>what are you doing
When I go to class/the library I typically bring a bunch of shit with me so I don't won't have to return to my room until I'm done for the day.

>I'm usually listening to a podcast on my phone or surfing Wikipedia.
That's neat, but what's the difference between either of those things and playing Pokemon?

>>30477044
Also, my based team with Decidueye, Golisopod, and Lycanroc sun, plus my black male trainer made her wet as fuck. Feels good to be me, anons.

>>30472729
>*she notices that you picked the alpha as fuck male trainer with the alpha as fuck haircut trainer as well*
>"Your character is so cute! I'm so jealous you get to stare at his ass while you play!"

>>30477150
>implying she wouldn't think that using Lycanroc makes you a furry

>>30477179
Maybe Lycanroc-Moon. Lycanroc sun is my mom's wolf, which is acceptable.

>>30472274
Even worse:
>A random girl comes up to you while you're playing Pokemon Sun and Moon in public
>"ew you're a fucking nerd stop playing pokemon jfc"
>[Pulls out her phone and starts playing pokemon go]
>"wow i love playing pokemon go it's so fun i have a bunch of pikachus"

Fucking hypocrites.

>>30477238
There's just as much furry porn of Lycanroc Sun though.

>>30477285
This would never happen anon, you need to stop hating yourself.

>>30477285
I mean what causes people to go up to someone and say that they should stop playing a game in the first place anyways?

>>30477319
And how would a normie know about that? To them it's just a worlf with some rocks slapped on it.
Fuck, I highly doubt your average normie would even consider you a furry for liking Midnigth for the same reason I have never heard any normie call Lucario as furbait.

>>30477321
I've been playing pokemon since DP.

>>30477339
Batshit insanity, that's what.

>>30477319
Hopefully if she's not "into" pokemon, like on a deep level, she wouldn't even KNOW that.

>>30477417
Then why would a normy be completely and utterly offended at the existence of Primarina? I know it is just about the most hated gen 7 pokemon on /vp/ but I don't think it's that hated in general.

>>30472800
Well, tsareena IS a fruit.

>>30477075
I wish you would stop rebranding yourself 2bh.

>>30472274
I don't play in public. I'm not a waifu fag or a furry but I have Primarina, Tsareena, and Salazzle on my team.

>>30477463
I feel like a "normal person" would make jokes about Midnight-Lycanroc being a "DeviantArt" or whatever but I doubt she'd have anything against Primarina.

>>30477496
You're not funny.

>>30477510
I know, I just get bored too easily.

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>>30472296
this happened to me with X/Y.

We talked for 20 minutes about random things like best lovelive girls and halo and art and months later I still fantasize about meeting her again

>>30477075
Just show her your Alomomola

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Man, you guys are pathetic.

>>30472274
I remember I kicked a girl's ass in pokemon once when we were randomly talking about it on the bus, so this situation isnt as far fetched as it seems. granted her team was grabage, sweep the whole thing with hydrigeon

>>30472508
In Alola? Starmie, Slowbro, Slowking, Tapu Fini, Jeffrey, Azumarill (Island scan)

>>30472381
>tfw my team is Primarina, Raichu, Toxapex, Salazzle, Tsareena, and Ninetales.

>Primarina because the dex leaks made the other two starters bad-looking
>Raichu's not feminine so who cares
>Toxapex won me over with Mareanie, I'm a fan of dark+cute things when mixed.
>Salandit won me over with its typing and ability
>Tsareena won me over because... Steenee is cute and I'm personally more built with leg muscles, I can relate.
>Ninetales because I'm a sucker for spiritual foxes. It also looks majestic as fuck. I've always wanted to use a Ninetales but it seemed weak. The Alolan version has "better" stats and a good typing.

It's a bummer most of my team is waifu bait.

>>30477096
I feel uncomfortable bringing my 3DS with me, because it's too big for my pocket so I have to leave it in my jacket, which I usually leave unattended somewhere. All it takes is one fuckface to rifle through my pockets and I'm another one of those guys who had their 3DS stolen. If it doesn't fit in my pocket, it's not coming with me

>>30472274
I haven't been "in public" since October.

playing vidya in public is only acceptable if you're on a bus, train, or plane

>>30479854
What about an automobile?

>>30477160
This is the worst argument

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>>30478800
>Trying this hard to cover up how perverted you are

We all know you want to duck the shit out of that raichu.

>>30479854
Why must it be only on public transportation?

>>30479854
What about on your front porch?

>>30473339
Thats not ironic its just plain wrong

>>30479983
bruh you don't even know how I wish there was better porn for raichu.

my team isn't my team because they are waifus though ok!!

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>>30480123
>bruh you don't even know how I wish there was better porn for raichu.

Man, do I know that feel
Tfw into paws but everyone draws raichu girls with grotesque clown-like human feet

>>30477450
Ah, I'm sorry I didn't realize you started on the worst gen.

But for real though, most of th girls I know got back into Pokémon games after playing GO, I don't see that whole scenario happening

>random girl walks up to me and asks what I'm doing
>playing pokemon
>oh cool
>we talk for a while and she leaves
>watch her go because I'm a pathetic beta who thought we actually made some sort of connection
>she meets up with her group of friends and they start laughing their asses off while taking glances at my direction
>it was all some sort of joke

middle school was hell, if my parent's hadn't moved to a new town I probably would have attempted suicide somewhere along the line

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>>30481820
I know your pain my friend
>tfw my first kiss came from a girl who got dared to "kiss the loser"

>>30481727
I kind of like it because nostalgia.
Although, I kinda have to agree with you there on the second one. Most of the girls I know weren't really into Pokemon before Go, but now I'm their go-to guy for information on Pokemon.