>Fucking normies picking Rowlet >Contrarian retards picking

>pikachu used nuzzle!

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You expect me to go through that entire fucking sequence for who knows how many times so I don't have a femboy seal?

Fuck off

popplio is the only good starter though

>>30457120
And how about you shut your whore mouth and go away?
If I wanted a female, I'd breed it
>>30457386
That's a delusion you have as none of them are good

>Not wanting to take a big seal dong
Shit taste

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>normalfags and females pick Rowlet
>robots (aka non-normalfags) pick female Popplio
>faggots pick male Popplio
So what kind of person picks Litten?

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>>30457120
>people unironically like Primarrhea
Even Brionne was easily acceptable. I've never actually hated a final starter evolution before, but this is /trash/-tier.

>b-but it's pretty!
You just have romantic/sexual feelings for it because it's feminine, whether it's subconsciously or not, it's the truth.

>>30457120
Buddy, true alphas chose litten. Personally I didn't need a waifu since I have gardevoir for that.

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>>30457788
>being gay

>>30457868
>gardevoir
kek'd

>>30457885
>Only being gay
>Not fucking anything that you possible could regarldess of gender
Missing out

>>30457842
Edgy 12 y/o boys

>>30457120
Female Popplio is great. I just love the design of these Sea Lions.

>>30457842
cat people

>>30457885
At least I am true to myself anon. Gardevoir is the best waifu. My waifu would give their life to save me, warp the fabric of space/time to save me, and would probably be amazing to cuddle with. Not saying it is bad you like the water starter that way, good for you. Everyone deserves to have that special mon they can enjoy that way. Just saying in that department I already have made my choice. Besides, it isn't too often you get the chance to name a pokemon Kane and it refer to an actual big red monster.

>>30457120
>most people have completed the game by now
>anon is still SR trying to get his female popplio

kek i started with rowlet and have about 20 female popplios now thanks to my dittos.

>>30457120
>game came out like a month ago
>people are still having autistic starter wars
When will it end?

>>30458074
>Amazing to cuddle
>Can only cuddled from side because of its spike
>Gardevoir cannot lie on its back or front because of the spike and you couldn't spoon it because of the spike either.
>Being difficult to fug because its skirts split is way lower then its waist and the dress can't be removed
>Difficult to kiss because of its hair thing covering her mouth plus the spike in the way.

If you can't kiss and cuddle your waifu with ease, it is a shit waifu.

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>>30457120
Only the one with preseverance deserve her.

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>>30457864
Nice duplicate post, edgelord.

>>30457864
>you like it, that means you want to fug it
>being this delusional

Stop with this meme already.

>>30458209
>assume the red part is a hard horm
I can kiss and cuddle my waifu. Your point may be true if you can't do either of those, but I can do both of those things with mine. So again, best waifu ever.

>>30457120
What if I picked Popplio and got a male but started putting on a pair of my sister's panties every time I play as a show of solidarity for my Pokemon?

>>30457120
three weeks ago I started the game. I soft resetted 31 times for a bold female popplio. I had a great time raising her. no regrets!

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>>30457120

>tfw you didn't even need to SR to get a Female

FeelsGoodMan

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>>30458401
>tfw your first female Popplio is Modest
>tfw it only took one soft reset

>>30458172
I miss when every starterfags united against Ballio&co. Seem like without enemy, everyone turn against each other now.

>>30459862
They bullied "Luchalitten" back then too but it's funny now since Incineroar fans are the only ones that can hold threads about their starter consistently without it devolving into shitposting (that being said there is too much porn in the threads sometimes)

>>30457975
They're just the cutest little babies