>Going to substitute at a school
>kids have their 3DS' out
>having fun, trading
>sorta wish I brought mine
>suddenly they're all crowding around one kid
>"Whoa Chad, that's awesome! You have a shiny!"
>think about my Shiny Mimikyu at home
>"Yeah, they're all shinies. I guess I'm really lucky. I bet none of you suckers have a shiny Lunala and Solgaleo"
>"I caught 'me all in 2 hours"
>kid is bragging about injecting and lying about it
Calm me before I have an aspie fit, /vp/. I'm this close to kicking that kid's ass.
>>30456272
Write PkHex on the board and say nothing.
>>30456272
Get that kids contact information, beat him in a battle then fuck his mon on the porch right in front of his face.
>>30456272
>Getting mad at kids over POKEMON
>>30456353
This.
What are you, a faggot?
Challenge him to a battle.
Or >>30456353
>>30456272
>assblasted shinycuck
>hackcucks
>>30456742
>namefags