>pick something cancerous (which means pokemons like slaking/regigigas

>Roost Genies

>>30451927
Mega Rayquaza.....oh wait

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>>30451964
>Roost Lando-T

delet this

>Innards Out Blissey

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

>>30451927
Mega Sableye now gets spectral thief

>>30451927
Flash Fire Skarmory

Yveltal with nasty plot

>>30451964
>>30452175
>>30452522
Ya'll some sick mother fuckers

>>30451927
Shell Smas Mega Mence/T-Tar

Roost Celesteela.

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>>30452639
Nasty Plot Gengar

>>30452522
>not volt absorb so you can literally eat volt switches

Spectral Thief Aegislash

Sap sipper M-Swampert

Wonder Guard eelektross (with air balloon)

>>30451927
Multiscale Chansey

>>30453043
Fluffy Chansey

Giga Drain/Drain Punch on Celesteela.
Or maybe Regenerator HA

>>30453091
Fur Coat Chansey

>>30453185
celesteela gets giga drain though, at level 31.
give it roost maybe?

>>30453185
Celesteela already gets Giga Drain

>>30453091
>Magby used Flame Charge!

>>30451927
Recover Rotom-Wash

>>30453043
Stamina Chansey

Wishiwashi's base HP also gets a 100+ BST boost in school form.

Slack Off Aggron
Drain Punch Buzzwole

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>>30451927
>Soul Heart Xurkitree

>>30452831
Why not give it both so no one knows what to do.

>>30451927
Tapu Koko with volt tackle

>>30454415
That is guaranteed to get Drain Punch via Move Tutor.

>Shore Up Tyranitar

>>30454535
Tapu Koko with Bolt Strike, you mean.

>>30452809
Levitate Gengar

Mimikyu gets Belly Drum

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Please help.

>>30455212
It already has Moody.

>>30455133
Oh, that's just rude.

>recover Zygarde

>>30455552
>not Shore Up
It's like you can't even minmax properly.

Levitate Heatran

Simple dragonite

Make multitype a side effect of Arceus holding a plate instead of an ability, and give it Adaptability

shadow tag chansey

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>>30455641
>shore up Zygarde + Mega-Tyranitar

>>30456933
While we're on the subject of Mega Tyranitar, what if it gets Sand Rush?

>>30451964
Just use earthquake on them when they're low on HP :^)

>>30455133
You know what? Fuck you.

>>30457203
Shit. It sets itself up.

>>30451927
Slowbro with Stamina
Ferrothorn with Flash Fire and recover

Disguise Breloom

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Make a fighting type variant for U-turn and then give her access to that move, as well as Extreme Speed.

Water Bubble Kyogre

What would benefit most from Power Construct?
>Heal when below 50% health
>+108 HP
>+10 Special Attack
>-10 Speed

>>30457880
Power Construct Eviolite Dusclops.

>>30457880
Toxapex?

Protean Mee

>>30458029
Protean Porygon-Z

>>30453848
>252+ Atk Magby Flame Charge vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Fluffy Blissey: 226-267 (31.6 - 37.3%) -- guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

Oh nooooo, not a 4hko

I'm sure some romhack will have Queenly Majesty Pheromosa

>>30456514
Multitype now doubles BP like Water Bubble.

Head Smash & Brave Bird Aerodactyl.
Power Construct Shuckle
Stance Change Shuckle

Fur Coat Celesteela

>>30457628
Mega Slowbro with Stamina, or like, a special defense version of stamina.

>>30457880
Blissey. Power construct blissey.

>>30454520
How is that any different then now?

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Prankster

>Landorus-T
Roost
>Clefable
Softboiled+Unaware compatibility
>Keldeo
Vacuum Wave

I'm not very good at competitive so...

Strength Sap Ferrothorn/Shuckle
Anchor Shot Excadrill
Water Compaction Tentacruel/Jellicent
Comatose Snorlax

So any of these good?

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>>30458407
>Ice Beam Keldeo

Shadow Shield Lunatone
Huge Power Bastiodon
Psychic Surge Musharna

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Draco Meteor/Overheat Serperior

>>30454335
Think that would KO it if it ever stops schooling then

>>30458465
>Huge Power

Also, none of those are cancerous.

>>30458465
No to Anchor Shot and comatose, but god help a Strength Sap Shuckle or Ferrothorn. Water Compaction is not that good. Water bubble Tentacruel and Jellicent would be better.

>Shore Up Hippowdon

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poison heal hippowdon would be ridiculous

>>30454535
I really wish Koko had better options for physical STAB than Wild Charge. If he did we wouldn't have to bother making special-oriented sets for him.

>>30458589
Oh, I see. Wasn't sure on the Water Compaction thing. Thought a mon with high Sp.Def and WATER would be good to switch into a Scald or w.e especially a Sp.Def Tank.

Disguise Smeargle seems pretty nifty as well, no?

>>30458717
I mean, it is bad, but like, It could be worse, you get me?

Accelerock Terrakion
Soul Heart Lucario
Misty Surge Suicune
Refrigerate Weavile

regenerator lando-t

Stamina Blissey

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Sinnohan Pyukumuku - still has Innards Out, but it looks like pic related and its statspread is changed to 180/60/40/55/40/5.

>>30459019
Forgot to mention it could get some offensive moves too.

scald jirachi

>>30457880
if you want to talk about form changing abilities, schooling and zen mode are the strongest

Schooling Dugtrio
Galvanize Heliolisk
Steelworker Aggron
Soul Heart Hydreigon

>>30458717
Disguise Smeargle? What would be the point. It could never use its moves.

>>30458348
It makes it even more cancerous in doubles, where it doesn't even have to kill something to get a boost.
>>30459342
>Steelworker Aggron
Nigga just use Adaptability, it's the same boost for both STABs.
>Galvanize Heliolisk
Nigga just use Adaptability, it's a bigger boost and it doesn't lose one of its STABs.

>>30458687
better yet, poison heal mew

>toxic yourself, then trick the orb away

>>30459466
>Trick away toxic orb
>Receive leftovers
>Win

>>30459226
You sick fuck. Skymin wasn't enough to appease you?

>>30451927
>Implying my favorite normal types are cancer

>>30459466
Not nearly as cancerous as the cancer that would be Sketch + Protean Mew.
>>30459531
OP is implying the exact opposite.

>>30459514
i would have went with sacred fire but its easier to throw scald at everything

>>30458925
The worst part about these is that they all would make so much sense.

Fleur Cannon Unaware Clefairy for maximum cancer

>>30459900
If you really want to go full cancer, why not Steam Eruption over Scald?
>>30460038
Unaware doesn't ignore the user's stat drops/buffs, at least not when attacking.

Eviolite Cosmoem with Recover, Psycho Shift, Toxic, and Protect

>>30455212
>not using Simple Amnesia/Curse Leftovers Bibarel

It's like you can't even into shitting on OUfags with shitmons.

>>30460242
>what is Solgaleo
>what is Lunala
I want that Cosmoem now

>Weavile
>Give it Cloyster's base defense

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Give it Adaptability.

And while we're at it, give Kekking a hidden ability that's not Truant.

>>30451927
>Mareanie
>Corrsion

>>30460595
Defeatist Slaking would actually be pretty interesting since it has non-shit bulk and reliable recovery.

>>30451927
I can make something immediately cancer
>wonder guard spiritomb
>chansey with final gambit
>final gambit quick claw pyukumuku (that is, if innards out happens when it kills itself)
>huge power buzzwole
>speed boost pheromosa
>mega arceus

>>30460971
>wonder guard spiritomb
Meh, fairy is common as hell
>chansey with final gambit
Yes
>final gambit quick claw pyukumuku (that is, if innards out happens when it kills itself)
Quick claw? Meh. Also, I do not believe it triggers
>huge power buzzwole
God why?
>speed boost pheromosa
Eh, not so much different then he Beast boost it has now.
>mega arceus
This is so vague though. Could be anything. Unless it was like Mega Fug where it can hold a plate.

>Dragon Ascent Talonflame

>Boomburst Mega Salamence
>Contrary Latios

Comatose could probably also lead to some real cancer, but I can't figure out what it would be best on. Something that can really only be beaten by status.

>>30462569
Comatose Mega Snorlax, +50 Def, Sp. Def

Wonder Guard Eelektross.

Sketch arceas

>>30455133
kek

>>30462671
>Geodude used Earthquake

Just switch Salazzle and Toxapex's signature abilities.

>>30462757
Just predict and swap to gengar

Quiver Dance Genosect

>>30463096
Are you also>>30455133?

Marvel Scale Toxapex.

>>30462697
>sketch becomes an egg move and can be inherited by all Pokemon field egg group

>>30462462
yea it would be like mega fug
also all stats would be increased by 25 except for speed and HP
also give celesteela adaptability
heavy slam will wreck shit

Water Spout Wishiwashi

Rapid Spin Landorus

Regenerator Keldeo

Guts Garchomp

Extremespeed Flygon

Reflect Type Hoopa-U

Will-o-wisp / Trick Aegislash

Parting Shot Tapu Lele

>>30459019
What the fuck is this fluffy monstrosity of cuteness?

Bellydrum Scizor
Drizzle Ferrothorn
King's Shield Blissey
Quiver Dance Tapu Lele

I can do this all day.

>>30463415
Sea Bunny Slug

Seed Flare Venusaur
Blue Flare Charizard
Origin Pulse Blastoise

>>30458101
Hey buddy you heard of a joke

Skarmory gets an evolution allowing it to use evolite

Water Compaction Garchomp.

Iron Barbs, Baton Pass Cosmoem

Megas and primal reversions now count as evolutions for the sake of evolite. So does Zygarde not being in 100% form.

>>30462757
Give it an air balloon

Tapu Lele gets Quiver Dance

Moonblast Topu Keko.

>garchomp used dragon dance

>>30451927
>Zygarde
>Aura Break buff, decreases all fairy and dark moves by 33% and still reverses the effects of Fairy and Dark Auras
>Zygarde Complete is a permanent forme

do it game freak, fucking do it

Mimikyu with Baton Pass

>>30462757
>what is air balloon

whimsicott with spore

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>Schooling Porygon-Z

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>Water Bubble Primal Kyogre

>>30460642

what is this?

First Impression Pheromosa

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>>30466887
>water bubble manaphy

>>30451927
>142 SpA with merciless

that's the kind of thing I would expect from gamefreak

>>30458925
Doesn't that stop rest talk Suicune though?