Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to

>>30446338
How about you just visit a psychiatrist

>>30446338
Lucario is more fitting for when youre proud of your power

>>30446338
Honchrow?

>>30446338

Golem.

use explode.

>>30446338
>I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of the Pokemon. I can pass off as a normie well with this.
I'm sure

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>>30446395
Possibly.

>>30446442
Pretty good choice, actually! He's one of my favorite Pokemon as well.

I like where this thread is going.

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>>30446395
I understood that reference.

>I choose Pokemon that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Chesnaught (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Sceptile (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Zoroark (When I'm feeling a bit edgy).

let me guess, this all boils down to the various anime facial expressions you imagine look super cool and not autism incarnate

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>>30446338
>claymation excadrill

Holy fuck my sides have entered orbit

>>30446813
I was being Excadrill, but whenever I "envisioned" him, he looked like claymation cartoon. It didn't make much sense, but I ran with it.

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Anon. You are passing a very dangerous threshold by merely posting this.

I'd advise you to watch your back.

Oh boy, This gonna be good

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>>30446338
Actually see a psychiatrist. Stop delaying. Fuck the party, you need mental health.

Post a selfie. For science.

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Holy shit. Anon, is this real, or are you just pretending to be retarded? [spoilers]I don't know which would be funnier - him making an ass of himself this thoroughly, or him actually being this fucking stupid.[/spoilers]

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Okay. I'm going to do a solid and see your question as what Pokemon you'd want to see as a role-model because the idea that anyone thinks it's socially acceptable to pretend to be a Pokemon behind people's backs is hngchvdgchcyhvxhv

Fucking Hitmonlee. He's a chill ass home og based off a real og, and doesn't lose his cool. He don't give a shit about the consequences. There's my answer. Aspire to be LIKE Hitmonlee though, not AS him. Please.

>>30447276
Just take your free ditto and leave newfag.
>>30446338
What about Marshadow?

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>>30446338
Be a cute phox. Everyone will want to talk to you.

>>30446338
Spoink! Happy, jolly and excited! It'd be best if you stopped bouncing please.

>>30447309
rip chillmonlee

>>30446338
I was onboard until claymation Excadrill.
Kidding.
I know you said Gen 7 but have you considered Blaziken? Strong and sure. But only occasionally cocky. Look up some images, or maybe check out gameplay from Pokken Tournament to get an idea. (Although he is a bit more brazen there).
Hope that helps.

is this pasta

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I guess Gallade? He's confident, but he's the quiet kind of confident, so it's not annoying to the people around you. It fits well enough.

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>>30447152
Like I said, nobody ever knows that I'm a Pokemon. I just keep the personality of the Pokemon, not their quirks.

>>30447309
I like Hitmonlee (Just hatched one in Go and named him Hankpond), but I feel he would be too aggressive.

>>30447602
I might come across as gay, though! Also, I'm not cute.

>>30447661
Stop!

>>30447811
I've actually done Blaziken before around the time Pokken came out. I was alternating between him and Sceptile when I asked a girl out and found out that she already had a boyfriend. He's a good Pokemon, but I still have that bad taste in my mouth.

>>30447868
Good one! He's noble and confident, but not to the point where he doesn't fit me.

>>30446338
Just dont go to the Christmas party its probably going to be shit.

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>>30446338
Hey OP, that's quite the predicament!

May I recommend Lycanroc? Start with Midday, cool and confident but not cocky, then as the night goes on, bring out your wild side with Midnight!

>>30446338
Garbodor.

Because it's trash.

Like you.

>>30446920
do you move in short, jerky spasms like a stop motion cartoon

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>>30447915
Try Blastiose. He's cool, passive, confident and tough, neither good nor bad.

>>30447811
>A cock
>Only occasionally cocky

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>>30447915
>Not being Mew with access to all moves and ability to transform into the one you're currently talking to
You still have a long way to go, kid.

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I'm done

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>>30446338

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We've really hit rock bottom.

>>30447088
Was this game ever finished?

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>>30446338

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>>30446338

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>>30446338
What did when you were too confident?
Were all anons and this is a small board here.

>>30446338
Oricorio Pom-Pom

Why not try Toucannon?

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>>30446338
>claymation Excadrill

>>30448443
Like I said, I asked a girl out and she gave me her number, but already had a boyfriend. It wasn't THAT bad, but I felt silly because it was not something I would normally do. Also, she was fat and I really don't know what I was thinking

Put me in the screenshot
Also, Squirtle

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>>30446338
This brings up a good question: what is the most autistic Pokemon? My vote is pic related.

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>>30448975
Plautistic, of course.

>>30446338
>I like Incineroar, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist.
Are you sure you don't already?

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>>30447915
What the fuck does that even mean?

Give details. How do you define a mons personality?

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Never change /vp/, never change

>>30448975

OP is the most autistic Pokemon

Anon

I actually have autism

But this is by far the most autistic thing I've ever read

>>30446338
Is this a compulsive thing (You can't control it), or is it just being someone you're not in the most autistic way possible?

If it's the former, seek professional help. My sister works as a psychiatrist and I wouldn't be surprised if you had some sort of personality disorder.

If it's the latter, try acting like someone that isn't a fictional character from a children's game. This is easily the single most autistic thing I've ever read.

Either way, fix this shit.

>>30446338
Golisopod.

If you don't make a good First Impression, you can Emergency Exit the fuck outta there.

>>30450777
trips confirm autistic OP is golisopod tonight

>>30446338
Ariados

>>30446338
Be Meloetta, the worker class loves Meloetta.

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>>30446338
Why not go as your favorite pokegirl? Have you ever thought to give that a try?

You know, there's a lot of posts on here that come across as autistic, but this is the first one in a while that made me genuinely concerned for the OP.

This is trancendent autism. It's blown through and beyond the spectrum. It's like ultra-autism, gammautism, blasting this thread with radioactive sperg.

If this autism isn't contained, it runs the risk of frying our entire planet like a supernova's gamma burst.

OP, seek help.

>>30446338
>>30450931
This!!
Try to be Dawn,May or Chicken-Chan.
Act like a cute little girl.

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Hi, /vp/. I genuinely appreciate the concern and talk of counseling and such, but I never really felt the need, because I've never done anything harmful. I purposely avoid Pokemon that are aggressive or unlike me.

Even if I did see someone, I needed a quick solution for tonight. I can work on NOT being a Pokemon, but if I'm not a Pokemon tonight I risk being an awkward sperg.

With all of the suggestions here, I think I'm going to go with Honchkrow. Thank you guys!

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>>30451287
you're missing the point go see a fucking psychiatrist

>>30446338
Be proud of your power.

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>>30451287

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>>30451318
I don't have time tonight!

>>30451332
I'm just going to have his demeanor. I'm not going to tip my fedora or be a mob boss.

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>>30451287
>Never felt the need, because I've never done anything harmful

That's real cool and all, but can you go to a fucking psychiatrist now?

Screencap this Thread.

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>>30450777

Fucking perfect plan. Golisopod is a boss too meditating on the sea floor and shit.

You're golden OP.

>>30451416
I wouldn't be able to tonight. I will consider it, though.

Maybe

>>30448382
If by finished you mean you can beat it, then yes.

If by finished you mean it isn't a buggy mess of a game with shitty unlocks and a even shittier game+ mode, then no.

10/10 post OP

>>30446338
I actually had to google chesnaught because I couldn't remember what it looked like

>falseflagging to make people hate Chesnaught even more

what is wrong with Chesnaught?

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>>30446338
Are you an otherkin?

What pokemon do you use when you have sex?

>>30451287
GO
GET
HELP

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to The Simpsons episodes/games, but I don't think /co/ or /adv/ know enough about The Simpsons to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Simpsons character. No, I don't go around saying "Doh!" or paint my skin yellow or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of The Simpsons. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose Springfielders that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are The Sea Captain (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Krusty (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Snake (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of characters that I can use. I've done Moe, Mrs. Krabappel, Lisa, 3D Homer, Dr. Nick, Moleman, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which Simpsons character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Disco Stu this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Season 9 Character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Ralph, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Milhouse, but not being a meme hurts him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a Simpsons character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>30446338
>Shitnaught face

I'm scared, OP

>>30446338
Suggester here, in my opinion you should try Rhyperior

>>30452314
No, specs weedle

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jesus fucking christ

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>claymation Excadrill

>>30446338
I like to role play being a slutty trap pokemon being sexually molested and I think your retarded OP

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>>30452380
Exclaydrill.

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to Spongebob episodes/games, but I don't think /co/ or /adv/ know enough about Spongebob to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Spongebob character. No, I don't go around saying "I'M READY" or paint my skin yellow and plot holes through my skin or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of Spongebob. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose Bikini Bottomers that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Plankton (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Squidward (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Barnacle Boy (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of characters that I can use. I've done Mrs. Puff, Sandy, Spongebob, Mermaid man, Gary, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which Spongebob character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Patrick this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Season 9 Character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Johnny Krill, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Captain Frostymug, but not being too edgy hurts him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a Spongebob character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

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This is the best thread /vp/'s had in while.

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>>30446338
Be a deliberd. It'll help you get into the Christmas spirit, and have the joy and passion of the holidays. Also, go see a therapist. Try going on a self-exploration trip and mentally "release" these Pokemon that you are in places that suit them. This will help you detach.

Put me in the screencap please

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>>30452708
nuuuu i wantz in screamcrap XDDDD

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>>30446338
>>30452239
>>30452530
I see this is now a nice new pasta.

>>30446338
>Christmas party
Delibird.

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>>30446338
What in the name of fuck

>>30446338
Your Mom.

>>30448216
But then he can't use Crabhammer

>>30446338
so THIS........ is the power.......... of the pokemon fanbase..... whoa..............

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Toasting in le ebin bread.

>>30452576
>Dumb bait thread
>Good
Pick one

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>>30446338
How about you machoke yourself until you die

OP reminds me of this

http://picosong.com/UPDW/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to plane memes/scenes, but I don't think /r9k/ or /adv/ know enough about the plane scene to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a big guy. No, I don't go around saying "for you" or move like a big guy or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of the big guys. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose big guys that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Dr. Pavel (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), CIA (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Bane (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of big guys that I can use. I've done Smee, Maiman, Button-lee, Masketta Man, Juan Ovyu, Brother, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which big guy I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Ahyred Gunn this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a big guy listed on the flight plan, but I'm not sure which once. I like SIR?, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Dr. Pavel, but not saying anything him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a big guy that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>30446338
Tapu Bulu, crash the fucking party by flipping the table

>>30453204
what in the fuck is this

>>30446338
be a happy and bubbly slightly sassy but always fun pachirisu :o)

>>30446395
Underrated

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>>30453204

Wait what the hell?

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to DBZ games/anime, but I don't think /po/ or /adv/ know enough about DBZ to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Dragon Ball character. No, I don't go around saying "I'm Goku, a Saiyan raised on earth!" or try to fly or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a DBZ character. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose DBZ characters that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Piccolo (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Vegeta (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Broly (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of DBZ characters that I can use. I've done Bulma, Trunks, Gohan, Great Ape Bardock, Cell, Mr Satan, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which DBZ character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Yamcha this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Dragon Ball GT character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Super 17, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Gogeta, but not being canon hurts him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a DBZ character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>30453204
Is this some kind of /pol/ thing?

Why does she hate jews so much?

>>30452239
>>30452530
>>30453239
>>30453413

New favorite /vp/ pasta.

>>30453547
>>30452708
>>30452790
>MOM GET THE CAMERA I JUST MEME'D

>>30453413
Did you seriously remove the claymation part?

0/10 already stale pasta

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to Touhou games/manga, but I don't think /jp/ or /adv/ know enough about Touhou to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Touhou Project character. No, I don't go around saying "I'm Alice, now get out of the way, Bitch!" or try to draw a spell card or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a Touhou character. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose Touhou characters that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Marisa (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Cirno (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Mokou (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of Touhou characters that I can use. I've done Letty, Yuyuko, Clownpiece, EX Keine, Renko, Toyosatomimi no Miko, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which Touhou character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Sakuya this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use her. I'd like to try a PC98 Touhou character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Mai, but I feel like she would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Mima, but her chances of being in a new game hurts her a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a Touhou character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>30453727
Claymation Excadrill is Great Ape Bardock. That part is the "absurd one" I'm sure.
>>30452239
this one did that best with 3D Homer. Lost my fucking shit

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to Star Wars games/anime, but I don't think /r9k/ or /adv/ know enough about Star Wars to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Star Wars character. No, I don't go around saying "No, I am your father!" or move like a Jedi or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of the Star Wars character. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose Star Wars characters that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Jar Jar (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Dexter Jettster (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Sheev (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of Star Wars characters that I can use. I've done Luke, Obi Wan, Anakin's force ghost, Anakin's force ghost in the remastered editions, that weird CGI monster during the Jabba dance scene etc....

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which Star Wars character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Sheev this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a The Force Awakens character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Kylo Ren, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Darth Jar Jar, but not being real hurts him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a Star Wars character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>/co/88120566

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>>30453580
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>30453934
>>>/co/88120566

>>30453784
but claymation was funnier

test

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Include me in the screencap

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>>30446338
Yes.

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Hi, /vp/. I have a problem that's not directly related to Lovecraftian games/books, but I don't think /lit/ or /x/ know enough about Lovecraft to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Old one. No, I don't go around saying "R'lyeh" or try to make everybody madly insane or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a Old one . I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose Lovecraft's gods that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Azathoth(When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Nyarlathotep (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Cthulhu (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of Great Old Ones that I can use. I've done Bokrug, Yig, Rhogog, Yag-Kosha, Nug, Yeb etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which God I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Hastur this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try an Ultimate God but I'm not sure which once. I like Shub-Niggurath, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Ngirrth'lu, but not being canon hurts him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a Lovecraftian God that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

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>>30454786
>>30453898
>>30453763
>>30453413
>>30453239
>>30452530

You should go as delibirb he seems cheery, plus his thing is christmis

Why do I want to try it out? This seems so autistic yet I feel like it would solve my confidence problem.
Are you there OP? Can you desribe it for me a bit more?

>>30449430
>Chris-Chan predicted Psyshock years before gen v
I'm conflicted

>>30452705
I will not fall for your tricks, N, my Pokemon and I will be friends forever

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>>30446338
This is bait.

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OP seriously what the fuck

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>>30446338

Why must you do this

>>30446338
become a mimikyu and kill all of the normie pikachus

>>30453413
>not saying /a/
>>30452239
>>30452530
>>30453898
>not saying /tv/
>>30453763
>not saying /v/

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>>30446338
what the fuck anon

this is the furriest shit i have see
and i see /vp/ posting literal cartoon's animals fucking every night

>>30446338
This was screencaped right?

>>30456630
>simpsons
>spongebob
>not saying /co/

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Hi, /a/. I have a problem that's not directly related to Jojo manga/anime, but I don't think /r9k/ or /adv/ know enough about Jojo to help me out.

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a 「STAND」 No, I don't go around saying "ZA WARUDO" or move like DIO or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a 「STAND」. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose a 「STAND」that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are 「STAR PLATINUM」(When I'm feeling quiet but confident), 「THE WORLD」(When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and 「KILLER QUEEN」(When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of 「STANDS」that I can use. I've done 「CRAZY DIAMOND」, 「ECHOES」, 「THE HAND」, 「THE WORLD」(Over Heaven), 「SILVER CHARIOT」, 「CENTERFOLD」, etc...

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which 「STAND」I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with 「KILLER QUEEN」this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a part 7 「STAND」,but I'm not sure which once. I like 「SCARY MONSTERS」, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about 「BEYONDS」, but not being real hurts them a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a 「STAND」that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

>>30446338
Well, this seems strange to say, but... I guess that otherkin people from Tumblr might give better advice about this.

Im naming OP Autism kouhai and I want to know how the party goes

60s: Nerds are fucking losers, fuck them, being smart is bad, being antisocial is a choice

80s-90s: Nerds are secret badasses who will save the day and get the girl if they truly believe in themselves

Early 2010s: Nerds are so hawt and awkward I'm screaming

Late 2010s: Nerds are a disgusting scourge on the earth, a bunch of weird pedophiles and arrogant freaks who antagonize just about everyone if you're nice or not.

What fuels the portrayal of geeks in the media

>>30456848
The Simpsons one DID say /co/

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>>30446338
Frogadier mang

>>30457240
>80s-90s: Nerds are secret badasses who will save the day and get the girl if they truly believe in themselves
>>30457240
>Late 2010s: Nerds are a disgusting scourge on the earth, a bunch of weird pedophiles and arrogant freaks who antagonize just about everyone if you're nice or not.

obviously the 2010s nerds became jaded and angry with everyone because their childhood lied to them

The thread had a good start, but the pastas aren't even that good. OP wasn't a faggot this time.

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>>30450777
checked

do this OP

>>30457405
It did, but used it to replace /b/ instead of /vp/.

>>30453511
the real question is why don't you hate jews?

>>30458204
That's actually kind of depressing

>>30453204
see this is what the jews do to people

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Hi, /vp/. OP here.

>>30453239

This had me in tears. Thank you, anon.

Anyway, I had fun. I went in with the intention of being Honchkrow, but I kind of forgot about it for a while. Later on, I did a bit of Ballio, and then, for some reason, Lurantis. I didn't plan on Lurantis at all.

There were like 50 prizes given away, and I'm salty that I didn't get any

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This is the funniest thing I've seen in years. You truly are a treasure OP

>>30459085
You should make daily threads here OP.
You can give us updates on what Pokémon you were and and how they acted. I think it would be very interesting to hear about.

>>30459085
Have you ever considered being an Alola form? Alola Marowak might work well for you?

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>>30446338

>>30446338

Why do I see this as the next 'Copypasta?'

Also
>Gen 7
>Ballio

>>30447661
>spoink
>stop bouncing
but then he would DIE

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>>30446338
You've activated my trap card!

>>30459085
Seek help.

>>30446338
Be a choice specs weedle. He has alot of swag, is super threatening, a complete alpha, yet easy on the eyes.

>>30446338
when in doubt, go kricketune
screech DELELELE WOOOOOOOOP when under any stress
when not under stress, act refined and collected

>>30456630
>the simpsons
>spongebob
>/tv/
fuck off

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>This fucking thread
This is some classic 4chan thread back in the late 2000s.
I fucking love you, OP.

>>30459191
this please
Think about it OP, you could be the next Homemade-kun! Roleplay-kun?

>>30459290
That's the joke, retardo

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>>30446338

>>30459718
Ja! my shitpost finish this thread

Bump for the pm crowd

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>>30446338

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>>30459085
ballio
now i know this motherfucker is trollin

>>30459085
i had a work christmas party tonight as well, and also got none of the prizes, I feel you man, except for you know, the whole autistic pokemon otherkin shit.

>>30459085
I will lurk /vp/ solely for your threads. Please don't pickup a trip.

>>30462856
Don't worry, I don't want to be an attention whore. This will probably be the last thread I will ever make. I only made it because I was desperate for a Pokemon to be.

>>30463042
>tfw no reason to lurk /vp/ anymore
I hope there are gijinka threads or Natsume threads.

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>>30463133
S-Sorry.

DUNSPARCE NIGGA
YOU ALL SORTS OF COOL, CALM AND SNEAKY. STICK TO THE SHADOWS TILL YOU WANNA STRIKE AND BE SOCIAL, THEN ROLL OUT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOO TOUGH

What kind of party was it?

>>30446338
OP, I'd kiss you.
and then force you to go see a psychiatrist

>>30463725
Could you be Gardevoir or Tsareena for me?