Call me a faggot. Done? OK.
Next year I'll do a new game of Moon and I'll do my ideal team using the Bank. All HOT and SEXY 'mons. Thanks to absolutely no need for HM moves, there is just 3 simple rules. 1, 'mons must look humanoid enough and be sexy as fuck. 2, no types that repeat themselves, including secondary types. 3, team will be of 3 females and 3 males.
My team: (I'll use the fully evolved forms for symplicity here)
3 femme fatales:
--Gardevoir
--Lopuny
--Tsareena
3 hot studs:
--Incineroar
--Machamp
-- ??
I need one more hot guy. Fighting is out so it eliminate quite a bunch. So, who's left? Bonus points if it can learn False Swipe.
>>30427740
use a ditto for the last slot
>>30427740
Tsareena is gross. Use something else.
>>30428134
... Yeah, he's a sex machine, but not a MAN.
>>30428134
Cover grass and dem legs! Dat ass! Scisoring with Lopuny! No, too hot to pass.
daddy?
>>30428361
Great choice, but Lopuny cover normal. The best would be a special attacker. But Gardevoir cover Psychic...
you need a water mon
lucario
>>30428442
Forgot to mention in my OP, no legendaries, no Mythicals.
>>30428505
Yeah, this is one of the best 'mon's ever. But I dunno about the look.
....
Alolan Dugtrio maybe? Not manly per se, but...
>>30428637
>Using Dugtrio for the male
>These Pokémon are cherished in the Alola region, where they are thought to be feminine deities of the land incarnate.
>>30428697
Yeah, lolwut. Still, they would be the "pretty boys" of the group.
I'd still prefer a "Mr Muscle" 'mon though. That is not normal, not fighting, not psychic, not fairy, not fire, not grass, not dark.
...
Hmmm....
Nidoking?
PANGORO
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>>30429159
whoops didn't read the op thoroughly
anyways its really hard to not find a manly pokemon that doesn't have the fighting type, even more so because you don't want repeating types.
Gotta agree with >>30428505
>>30428881
Erh... Good 'mon, but not "human" enough.
>>30429159
Fighting and Dark already covered.
Well, I think I'll settle for a alolan dugtrio. Because it's strong, have the types I don't have, he look _fabulous_ and... It's what's INSIDE that count!
Mega Ampharos.
>>30429604
No megas in SM...
>>30429712
Inject one, nigga
Besides, there will be after Bank.
>>30429797
items don't go through bank
>>30428280
>>30428770
>I'd still prefer a "Mr Muscle" 'mon though. That is not normal, not fighting, not psychic, not fairy, not fire, not grass, not dark.
>>30429215
>not "human" enough
Conkeldurr is who you need and you know it. Drop the rule. Conkeldurr has muscle and humanoid. Just do it
Didn't someone drew an alolan version of OP's image?
Do you guys see Scizor as a manly man, or do I'm just wishful?
>>30429927
>wishful
Try deluded
>>30429439
You're making a huge mistake
>>30429439
CONKELDURR