>tfw no Primarina gf to cuddle with me when i go to sleep

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>>30419258

Fuck off tumblr. Nobody likes your shitty trannyseal.

>>30419258

You're totally right op, u should probably stop living then

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>>30419304
>implying i didn't restart for a female

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>>30419480
Ignore the obvious bait posters.

MORE SEAL WAIFU

>>30419853
>>30419480
Boner stop it it's a seal

>>30420137
>>30419853

IWTFTS

>>30420137
>that hipline

m o r e

I want her cool, oversized flippers to gently grasp my dick and jerk me off.

>>30419258
>>30420009
boner continue, its a boy

>>30420420
Even better if you're at the shoreline, half in the water. It's just fitting

>>30420486
>its a boy
Nice try faggot

female confirmed it's canon

>>30420525
87.5 baby

>>30420557
gender ratios not canon baby

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>>30420137
>>30420494
delicious male body

>>30420497
And then she finishes it off with a nice blowjob with tongue.

>>30420730
Hell yes, my dude. Imagine what other trainers think if they walk by and see your seal wife bobbing her head up and down on your lap. They can't see what's going on but they could THINK

>>30419258
>weighs less than half the weight of a normal seal
anorexic piece of shit

>>30420826
>thinking Pokemon based on an animal have to be a 100% realistic of the real world counterpart
>not knowing what anorexia actually looks like
>being this retarded

>>30420528
I SEE THAT PENIS

>>30420528
more close crops

post lewd primarina

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>>30421033
But this is a wholesome Christian image board.

>>30421214
Primarina is wholesomely fuckable, so it works

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>>30421200

>>30421214
>implying is a atheist imageboard

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>>30420600
It's a trap, gay anon!

>>30421313
>It's a trap
That's the best part.

>>30420826
>groudon only weighs roughly 1 ton
>steelix only weighs less than half a ton

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>>30419258
>wanting to cuddle with a slick, slimy, clammy seal

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>H
>E
>R

>>30420826
Yeah and Wailord can float in our Earth's atmosphere, what's new?

>>30421368
Anon. Your fugging an actual FEMALE.

Pay attention what you just reply.

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>>30421760
Trap means female (male) silly

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Oh boy is it time already?
here
we
go!


Friendly reminder that the fags bitching about Primarina being female are just assmad homos that are upset they got stuck with baracat and not best seal waifu. Primarina is FEMALE and it's canon. Ignore fags and homos and let them whine to the wall.

>m..muh 87.5
Gender ratio is non canon, it's a video game mechanic put in place to make breeding starters more difficult, since they are starters and are supposed to be more unique than, say, your 50 wondertrade Wingulls.It's about as canon as all the morbid fucked up Pokedex entries that talk about death / soul torture and corsolas getting gang raped. Show me that in the video game / anime in full depiction and then it will be canon :)

Enjoy your Primarina thread, she's the beast seal wife!

>>30421818
>S H E
>H
>E

>>30421794
Source? That's a nice looking Sylveon

>>30421883
Itameshi

>>30421818
thank you

>>30421818
Anon, don't try and stir shit up with the other starterfags. Primarina gets enough shit as it is just for existing. That's assuming you aren't falseflagging of course.

>>30421968
Not them but the other 2 starters don't get annoying gays trying to shit up the their threads with ">she" posting. They deserve it

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>>30421818
>>30422169
Jesus, why are gay people so obnoxious?

this thread is dumb as fuck

>>30422305
>expecting faggots to act with any semblance of reason

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>>30422472
Were there lewds posted in a previous thread or something?

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>>30422569

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>>30421883
>itameshi

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Honestly , in a non sexual way, I would give this water pupper a belly rub.

>>30419304
It's a SEA-LION

>>30422630
He had some nice A-Vulpixes.

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>>30419258
Reminder that you will never be the small spoon with a female Primarina.

>>30422918
That sounds cozy as fuck
If she dries off enough

>>30422743

LION!

I don't like lions, can you tell it to go away?

>>30421482
>I will never escape Voltaireposting

>>30422973
She's a lady seal of obviously it would be dried off and totally clean, probably smell nice too.

>>30422503
Yeah, I started a thread and it quickly devolved into Primarina tits

I want to get Sun/Moon just because I think Primarina is pretty.

>>30423284
>devolved
Sounds like it dramatically improved. Better than the same 20 pics and 2 fags whining back and forth the entire thread

>>30422918
If I were well off I would commission for someone to make a massive and high quality stuffed animal of Primarina.

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>>30423971
Well someone did make this.

>>30424106
Did they cum on it ?

>>30424121
No, but the person they sold it to probably did.

>>30424106
I'd hug it

>>30424106

I'd fug it

>>30424106
I'd bug it

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>>30424106
That front shot is the reason I didn't bid on it..idk something seems off with the arms..

These other shots were awesome though. I fucking want a giant Primarina plush

>>30421818
But what if I just want to fuck a pretty male seal in its cloaca?
and then when he gets erect, rub his cute seal dick until he cums on himself and I cum inside

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>>30424424
>But what if I just want to fuck a pretty male seal in its cloaca?

Got you covered fa.m, no need to thank me. Just let me watch the action

>>30424489
But that one is so innocent and goofy looking... primarina looks like a hardcore slut no matter what gender he/she is
and that's what daddy likes

>>30424539
>not having a corruption fetish

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>>30424106

>>30425325
I stand by what I said.
>tfw I didn't buy it

Poor thing is probably swimming in semen as we speak

>>30419480
Why settle for a female when you can have a feminine penis instead?

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i really would prefer it if we didn't turn primairna into goo dragon 2.0 with all the gender shitposting

>>30428181
Blame the assmad faggots that keep stirring shit up every time. Gays are a blight

>>30419258
because they are most male :^)

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>>30428511
I want a Primarina to do that to me

>>30421818
Stop pretending your arent gay. Male Primarina is best Primarina.

>>30429571
Fags are probably the single worst offenders when it comes to pushing their shit fetish onto others forcibly. At least vorefags and pedofags keep it to themselves, but gays love to smear their shit in everyone's faces and ask how come they don't enjoy it. Kill yourself faggot

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>>30428556
me too

>>30428342
(You)

also there's no male primarinas, you slugfucker.

>>30429571
Agree!

>>30428556
Who wouldn't

>>30428556
>>30430409
>>30433030
What was the image?

>calling a trap a tranny
Is this a meme now?

>>30434207
the fuck you've been for the last decade

Wow y'all are degenerates

>>30434225
/a/

>>30434179
http://www.pixiv.net/whitecube/user/429703/illust/60161631

>>30434995
hot

>>30435176
me on the bottom

>>30434207
Some people actually like traps. No one on /vp/ likes trannies though. It's that simple.