>"Its singing voice is its chief weapon in battle. This

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You know exactly where this is going.

>>30417620
You're supposed to rub its throat in refresh

>>30417700
Should I do the honors or should I wait?

>>30417620
at least disarming voice can be learned for only female pokemons.

>>30417755
Those dubs say yes.

>>30417620
Give it nutrient injections with your dick.

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*unzips dick*

>>30417620
BY GIVING IT HOT TEA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?

>>30417620
deepthroating a penis a day keeps the throat doctor away

>>30417971
THAT'S WHAT I WAS ASKING YOU NITWIT.

>>30417971
Don't forget the cinnamon and honey, too.

>>30417620
It must never lose weight, and it must have a very strict diet too since you don't want it to get crazy fat or it wont battle properly. Primarinas require determination to train

>>30418045
>crazy fat

I think you mean THICC

>>30417999
Trips checked...

>>30417869
Alright, if you insist.

You want to take care of a Primarina throat? Get a rainbow pokebean and chew it up. Open that girly thing's mouth, and give it a nice kiss. Massage that throat with your tongue, caress it like you caress a body pillow with an image of your waifu plastered onto it. Do this three times every day.

>>30418231
So from what i am to understand, to get my Primarina singing the best it possibly can, I am to feed it until it is totally and completely overweight (I'm not using it in combat after all, she's merely a prize singer), give it hot tea and honey, and shove my tongue down its throat with a mashed up rainbow pokebean slathered over it. Oh, yeah, and stick my dick in it's throat. Thanks a lot you fucking degenerates.

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>>30418384
You were warned.

>>30418384
You're welcome.

>>30417999
Trips don't lie

>>30418384
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned to strictly not make it go overweight, just not let it lose weight, like opera singers and such, dumbass.

But the tongue part is necessary

>>30417620
Just gently massage the throat with your hands.

>>30417620
Hydration and proper rest, mostly.

>>30417620
I miss Brione

>>30417934
>*unzips dick*
>dick
>unzip
Pick one

>>30418652
Hello newfag

>>30417620
In order to keep a Primarina's throat in top condition, you must take out its voice box every night to keep it safe.