>You start Wonder Trade >You're matched to a Jap >They

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Every fucking time.

Let's see how the filthy bastards like these Timid Magikarps I caught

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Twice in a fucking row

>>30410303
clean your fucking console holy shit

>>30410152
>got a Gible from one of them

They aren't all bad...

>>30410303
That dirty screen would make Pheromosa vomit in disgust.

*squirm squirm*

Why abra tho. Maybe japs discovered something useful to do with them a la magnemite in gen 5.

>>30411867
synchronize nature

>>30411867
I'm presuming it's people throwing out ones without Synchronise, but could be wrong.

This shit is unironically making me racist.

>>30411895

>Inner Focus every time

Why are japs so shit?

>Throw out a Yungoos
>Expect to get another Abra or something of the sort
>Get a Snorunt

Now i feel kinda bad

turn on exp share
get into 2 or 3 battles
put kadabras up in GTS and ask for whatever

>>30410044
>Decide to trade a Jangmo-o
>Jap sends me a Mimikyu
That is never gonna happen again.

I don't want to give good shit out knowing I'll only be getting Abras.

On the other hand, I am going to be giving out cancerswords to these overly competitive Japs.

Why the fuck to japs all have trainer names like T H I S instead of the same characters their pokemon use? Is that just a translation thing?

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>>30411767
*clap clap clap*

>>30410044
>GTS Kadabra for a Kadabra
>send mine with Pokerus to help it spread
>the one sent to me is in a Master Ball
>OT Erik

It was probably a hacked ball, but part of me wants to believe some new player got frustrated with Abra teleporting away so he came back later with the one free Master Ball.

>>30412382
You're welcome

>>30412490
Most Japanese game has two sets of english letters.
>The spaced ones and more normal ones
I don't know why they pick one over the other.

>>30412430
This
Thanks japs

>go on GTS
>trade a japbro a sandshrew in exchange for a vulpix
>it's level 1 with moonblast, encore, powdersnow, buffed speed and snow warning ability
Fuck yeah.

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>Go onto Battle Spot
>matched to literally anyone
>they're using their ingame team

Bonus points if they're all under level 50

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>>30410044
is this shit some sort of epic nip meme?

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>>30411767
*twitch twitch*

>>30411767
I like Battling Female Preschoolers!

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>set status in Festival Plaza to "Accepting trade requests anytime!"
>never accept a trade request

>wonder trade anything
>matched with jap
>getting a pokeball
>it's a shit mon from the first route

Every time.

I was hoping it would change, but this is all the shit I get, even after I cloned a box of my construct Zygarde to wonder trade out.

>>30412695
This. I spend time breeding great mons to wondertrade out but I've yet to get anything other than Route 1 mons or Abra. I almost want to take them back. You don't deserve my gifts you shitters ruining WT

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>Matched with jap, regular ball
>It's gonna be tras-
>Bagon
>Check IVs after

Something's not right or I'm dreaming.

>>30412826
Open it up in pkhex to see how legit it is.

Otherwise, sweep with jap mega dragon.

Best wonder trade was a pichu named shocktart
But man, everytime I see a pokeball or quickball I immediately know its going to be abra

I give out gibles goomies wimpods axews

I got a 5IV Honedge earlier today, that's p much been the best thing I've gotten.

I don't know why I'm trading out breedject Passimians, I doubt anyone wants them.

>tfw currently breeding a fucking army of Snorunt's in Dusk Balls with the totally not hacked Ditto
What do you think the value of these little shits is?

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>>30410044
>You start Wonder Trade
>You're matched to a Jap
>They send a Premier Ball
>It's a shiny Japanese level 100 Impostor Ditto holding a Destiny Knot

>Wondertrade 4IV Mimikyus
>Getting all shit
>Suddenly 1 Popplio from a Chinese fella
>Then Cutiefly
>Check stats
>4 IVs and moonblast

2 good pokes out of 10. Was good wondertrade.
I did get quickball abra though.

>>30412598
Who's that

>>30410044
I got an adamant and a modest abra one after another. Both with synchronize. At least they'll be good for hunting dittos.

>WT with Jap
>inb4 quickball abra
>Its a level 1 Memekyu
Well shit

Be a good person and send trade evolutions anons

I really want Alolan golem

I got 5 Abra out of 25 wonder trades, fkn japs monopolised 1/5th of trademarket

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>Wonder trade Passimion cause that's the point

>Get a Salandit

>Sure

>It's a shiny

>Oh shit

>>>>>Male

Is eviolite Salandit viable?

>>30413934
>I really want Alolan golem
Theres a person ingame who trades alolan graveler for haunter, I think its in tapu village

>>30413934
I'll trade you my alolan gravelled if ya trade it back?

>>30413934
You can get simple trade evolutions from GTS
Hold Item Trade Evolutions are bullshit on a completely different level, son
Let me tell you
I'm stuck at like 98% on my Pokedex because I don't have anybody to trade with

It took me 30 years to capture 5 passimions

The least you can do is send over some oranguru's

>>30413934
But I always wonder trade Kadabras :^)

>>30410303
haha you utter idiot

little did you know I'm part of anonymous, yes you heard right the elite hacker organisation.

As you carelessly your left hands thumb print on the screen i am currently running worldwide database searches of matches.

It won't be long till i have your full dox.

haha

>>30414096
Just ask in Wifi gen threads, nerd

>>30414099
>Not using the GTS for getting version exclusives
It exists for a fucking reason, god damn use it

>>30414155
I did
I got told to fuck off
No one was willing to do 6 consecutive trades in a row

>>30412695
>receiving a wonder trade
>it's a jap
>red pokeball
>"oh fuck me"
>it's a newly breeded Porygon

Nice.

>>30414184
>wanting jap breedjects

>>30414175
Don't ask for every single one at once, dude
People hate long commitments, but won't mind doing one

>>30414215
I didn't have it in my Pokedex yet

The worst part is 90% of shitmons I see don't even have the same OT as the guy I traded with. People just throw them back in, creating an endless cycle.

Time to return the fire with blatantly wrong natured 5IV Rowlet B)

>>30413663
mermaid 2hu

>>30414241
That's the idea, you keep trading the shitmons in hope of getting a goodmon

>>30414274
>not releasing every shitmon you get
they deserve better than this.

>>30412592
This is probably a stupid question, but are you not supposed to use your in-game team? Does it depend on whether or not you want to play competitively?

And if so, are there certain go-to Pokemon to play with?

>>30414274
you're being part of the problem

>>30414297
>Freeing your slaves

>>30414228
Personally I'm jealous I need DAT porygainz

>>30410044
Is there some fad with Abra going on with the Japanese?

>>30414336
Toxapex is a go-to mon for sure. :^)

>>30414341
This tbqhfam

I hope you people are dumping your breeding rejects into WT. I got a nice Japanese 4IV Gible with egg moves.

>>30414368
He's a yellow slanty eyed fuck just like them!

Should I wonderlocke Sun? I have a team planned, but it might be more fun to go with whatever I'm given.

I trade my abras in wondertrade all the time... why is this a bad thing? Abra is hard to catch and i thought you western bros would appreciate it!

>>30414422
Abra is now almost as easy to obtain as the starters

>>30414402
>5 Inner Focus Abras and 1 perfect IVs Fluffy Adamant Sutfful
Go for it

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>Wonder Trade
>receive Macho
Lusamine was right, trainers are niggers

>>30414451
Yeah because i keep putting them in wondertrade for you guys.

You're welcome.

>not evolving it by battling a single wild pokemon at poni gauntlet, teaching it psychic, and trading it again
you are small time

>>30411867
As the others said, Synchronizers, but also the Alakazite makes it useful to breed a decent one to take into Battle Tree

>>30413934
There's an npc you can trade a haunter for a graveler.

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Wonder trade got this wat do

>>30414458
Well, I'd have species clause so only one Abra. But I'm not sure if I like the variety that this dex has as much. Also, last time I had to use a Lucario. Disgusting.

>>30414485
This. Easy way to get the other trade evos and you could always trade it for a Kadabra to get Alakazam.

>>30414568
>not liking a pokemon because of its fanbase
you're a faggot, I hope your wonderlocke is filled with nothing but shitmon

>>30414617
When did I say I didn't like it because of its fanbase? I don't like Lucario, and I especially don't like it being pushed on me by GF all the time, and then I got it in WT. That's why I don't like it.

>>30412624
*twitch twitch* and Too Optimistic are AuSlove viewers typically. Since you can't set your own message, that's how we differentiate ourselves so we know when we hit a viewer.

>>30414516
Release

>>30414336
If you want to play competitively, In game team is useless, as the IVs are shit and they most likely won't be EV trained, unless you did it.
If you are new, decide if you want to play Singles or Doubles, then check into Smogon or VGC metagames, respectively.

So wonder trade this gen is
>send not shit pokemon
>paired with japanese kid
>*squirm squirm*
>*clap clap clap*
>quick ball
>another ケーシイ
>inner focus

>>30414860
Japan have successfully merged synthesized pokemon DNA with human and are now all abras live with it

The whole Jap Abra thing had me excited about getting ones with good competitive natures, but I always ended up with wither Timid, Naive, or Modest. I want Jolly and Adamant dammit.

>>30414516
Togepi is an island scan mon, you can't trade or deposit anything that isn't found in SM.

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>take in game in game team and give them proper IVs and EVs
>go on battlespot hoping to find simeone competent or the least a shitter using all ubers for fun
>keep getting these kids whose teams are only in their 20's-30's
I always feel bad and had to stop. Guess I'll wait a but longer.

Anyways as a WTfag I inject perfect shinies for WT. Pretty fun.

>>30412868
How would you check how legit it is?

>>30414983
What? For me its more like:
>Get paired with a Japanese player
>They murder me with garchomp and aegislash
Every. Time.

>>30415049
Weird. I always get kids and feel bad. Maybe I'll try again later. At the least uberfags are fun as its fun figuring out how to take them diwn with pokemon ranked way lower.

>>30413934
>wonder traded a whole box of Electirizer Electabuzz
>7 abras
>4 wingulls
>best thing I got was a timid honedge

>>30414972
I traded a honedge breedject away for a fossil poke.

I haven't tried, but you probably just type in the name in the "what pokemon" area

>>30414701
well these viewers suck ass and only send garbage

>>30414516
>no nasty plot

about to start WTing 4-5IV gibles, no EMs unfortunately. at least they have HA

When will I be able to WT?

>>30414918
I have a spare adamant. You want it?

Jesus fuck, I've been breeding fucking Snorunts for hours since my last post and no Modest yet
WT is going to be flooded with these fuckers soon

>>30410044
>sending out box of adamant lv. 1 gibles on Wtrade
>first trade is an abra
>second trade is an abra
>third trade is an abra
>fourth trade is an abra
>shut off ds and stop touching it for two days
Almost as bad as the Gen6 Wtrade...

>>30414096
>have magmar hold magmarizer
>request for magmortar
>???
>profit

Or do what I do and wait till someone requests a stupid trade, like his electrivire for a bounsweet
Then keep chain trading with other hold-item evos

>>30413983
Give it a try. It can Toxic Steel types so Celesteela is fucked. It might be really good.

>gen boxes of perfect shiny Mimikyu
>send them out, feel like a good person
>realize that none of it matters and I'm sacrificing my precious time for an inconsequential high
>cry self to sleep from crippling anxiety and depression

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>>30414150
>im part of anonymouse

I think I'll just toss my shiny Pelipper on wondertrade. Just got one from grinding these shitty nip Abras for GTS bait

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>>30412657
>slutty chicken chan avatar
>"I'm actually a middle-aged man!"

>>30412871
My best was some pichu named Shaquanda.

I HOPE ALL JAPS DIE

>>30419113
that's really racist mate