Why does the official group artwork for the Ultra Beasts look

You can tell what kind of hero they'd be and what kind of personality they have

I'd read a comic about UBs

>>30405540
THE ODD SQUAD

>>30405540
They aren't really evil anyway. They just destroy in search of wormholes to get back home, which mostly results in them just finding fallers. But instead of using Lunala to send them back home after catching them, MC keeps them to battle with them. Seems like we are the horrible one here.

>>30405540
Guzzlord could fit all of the others minus Celesteela in a single bite.

>>30405540
The Ultra Beasts did nothing wrong. The Tapus are the real villains of this story.

>>30405612
Next you're gonna tell me they were Kings.

>>30405557

Captain Buzz and the Ultra Squad.

I'd read it.

>>30405540
Because they're all just silly aliens

The only one that doesnt have much of a personality is Pheromosa and to a lesser extent Celesteela. The rest are all fun and/or goofy once you give them head pats.

>Guzzlord has mouths on his knees
Whoa

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"TEAM, UNITE UP!"

>>30405668
No, they are common pests of the Ultra Dimension. Think Tentacool, Rattattattatta, and Zubat tier.

>>30405540
>universe-destroying eldritch abominations
>less bst than pseudos

>>30405802
>Only cave you see in Ultra Space is fucking packed with Nihilego
>these things are basically the Zubats of an alternate dimension

Horrifying

>>30405850
Expanded Ultra Space in another Pokemon game when?

>>30405602
Kartana can cut its way out of guzzlords mouth and Pheromosa can just outrun him

>>30405557
This is for you, anon.

>Buzzwole
The heroic leader! He fights for the freedom of all those oppressed by villainy, and his past experiences have led him to be single-minded in this pursuit. He possesses super strength and a super heart.

>Pheromosa
The scout and surveillance expert! Her motivations for joining Buzzwole remain unclear, but despite her enigmatic and quiet disposition, she has been a useful ally. She has super speed and the power to beguile others using a special chemical.

>Xurkitree
The communications expert! While not much in a one-on-one fight, this goofy fellow otherwise shines in giving support to his friends. He has known Buzzwole since they were both children, and they are the closest of friends. He possesses the ability to manipulate electrical waves, and he can drain or charge objects of electricity.

>Celesteela
The transportation and heavy weapons expert! While once an enemy to Buzzwole and his friends, her time among her former allies caused her to have a change of heart. She possesses the power of flight and the ability to shoot jets of fire from her arms.

>Kartana
A noble warrior and ally of justice! After being sent on a journey of self-discovery by his master, this talkative little hero quickly learned of the injustices Buzzwole was facing. He fights to make his master proud and to discover what it means to be a hero. He possesses the power to cut through any object whatsoever.

>Guzzlord
A legendary warrior! He has not been seen since he led a great assault on the villains Buzzwole now faces. His exploits have been a great inspiration to Buzzwole, leading the young warrior to believe that anything is possible. Guzzlord possesses the ability to suck up any object without harm.

>Nihilego
A mystery!? She was found unconscious in a testing facility during Buzzwole's latest raid. Her origins and connection to Buzzwole's enemies are unclear, and her amnesia does not help matters at all. Her powers are still unknown.

>>30406208
Where does nebby and necro fit in all of this?

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>>30405850
if these are the pests, then what the hell
are the legendaries of this dimension like?

>>30406553
mega fug with z move + beast boost

>>30406553
Devilman villians.

>>30406208
I could see this as a cheesy 80's anime

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>>30405540
UBs did nothing wrong. Fucking Tapus are the villains.

>>30406432
In a bag
Necrozma is the bad guy

>>30406208
>someone actually took the time to come up with and type this

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>>30406208
>Xurkitree is the goofy one

>>30406553
Omg Papimon what did they do to you?

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>>30406208
*Sniff* This is bootiful

>>30405726
Pheromosa actually has a personality and that's being a mega bitch.
>go refresh with her
>touch her
>eww face
>feed her
>whatever fuck off

also her dex in moon
>One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world

Xurkitree's walk is a reason to live

>>30409643
>every other Ultra Beast dex mention how dangerous they can be
>Pheromosa's dex just says that it don't like touching dirty things
Is Pheromosa our gal?

>>30409643
Sounds like things that my mom would do after she wakes up from her coma

>>30411309
Kartana does not even attack unless agitated, but its body just cuts through anything.

>>30405557
Xurkitree looks like a prancing a la homo faggot

>you will never play a Wonderful 101-like game about UBs
>you will never follow Buzzwole's heroic Adventures
>you will never have a fantastic bossfights against a charismatic, arrogant Necrozma
Fuck this gay dimension

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>>30411829
>Pheromosa and Celesteela are fighting each other for your heart.

>>30411545
Xurkit is a breakdancing electric man. He is not a homo.